Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

so not gonna happen

Breaking: first images of tonight's #indicativevotes papers ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/XVTB0jJQKm

— Commons Press Office (@HoCPress) March 27, 2019

Delay vote on now.

When do we know the results?

are they milling around or all sitting quietly doing their quizzes

I’m not sure, there’s a debate on it now and the Labour whips account said around 9pm, but that was a lot earlier...

xp they’re standing up and asking questions of varying degrees of length and comprehensability

Indicative results still expected 9 ish atm

these indicative votes can likely just be ignored by the government?

unless they can't, nobody knows

THE MEMBERS OPPOSITE SEEM TO BE SUGGESTING WE SHOULD GET RID OF THE QUEEN

lmao angela eagle calling for abolition of the monarchy and mark francois shits his pants

brexit has me really wishing i could completely disengage from politics in dear auld shitey, but alas i cannot

Normal WhatsApp conversations of our time

Great ERG readouts of our time pic.twitter.com/Z9n31njD2H

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) March 27, 2019

Bill Cash is Troubled.

The director is doing very well with the reaction shots today.

Someone cave the roof in before he stops talking.

Barry Gardiner shamed in the chamber!

everything is unprecedented at this point I have just found interesting cathy newman interviewing nicky morgan and jess phillips and anna soubry four people I find quite repellent

brexit has me really wishing i could completely disengage from politics in dear auld shitey, but alas i cannot

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, March 27, 2019 3:52 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

delete from "in" to the comma and i'll vote for this.

me every time i hear the news pic.twitter.com/bHqkuTO3td

— Y Barry Horns (@thebarryhorns) March 27, 2019

Appalling news for Number 10 - full statement - doesn’t deal with Treaty level changes she said pic.twitter.com/99YMWv4tS8

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) March 27, 2019

"Appalling news for Number 10"

❤️❤️❤️

It's getting late and MPs are getting tired. Mark Francois getting heckled by Ed Vaizey
"He can read!...
"You're doing well...
"Is this a speech?" pic.twitter.com/tcI54gmwsP

— Daniel Kraemer (@dcakraemer) March 27, 2019

Voting on the delay now finally & results for the indicatives due soon after I’d say.

Lol still counting

tom kibasi worth listening to on tysky sour. not sure if they offer it as a podcast? on youtube, if not

A government minister voted to revoke :o

I'm missing "Who Killed Rasputin?" for this bollocks

105 headbangers is quite a lot

A government minister voted to revoke :o

Tory Brexiteer Steve Baker to the ERG in Parliament tonight: “I could tear this place down and bulldoze it into the river.” Whatever that is, it’s not conservatism.

— George Eaton (@georgeeaton) March 27, 2019

No abstention. This deal’s dead.

The DUP do not abstain on the Union. https://t.co/l4oSPj75V2

— Nigel Dodds (@NigelDoddsDUP) March 27, 2019

I keep a browser window on Commons all day lately and I'm still baffled by what's going on. What was this vote that just finished?

To extend to the 12th April.

still a chance TM leads them into another GE. banter heuristic demands it

this is low-balling the banter heuristic IMO

Ugh where are these damn results? I’m old, I want to get into bed already.

Tearing the place down...with tanks.. 👍

I hear that at 4am tomorrow a group of ardent Brexiteers will descend on Parliament Sqaure and replace all the EU flags left overnight by Remainers with their own custom-made EU flags, only they’ll symbolically have one star missing. I’ve seen one of the replacement EU flags.

— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) March 27, 2019

there he is! xp

Just carrying out the will of the people

i would say this, but Ros Atkins is smashing the coverage on Outside Source on the BBC News channel

anything else shd've been the thread title

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague)

Titles are not my forte, for sure.

Lol these are all gonna be No

haha i just got tricked into clicking on an ian dunt article, the insanity* is out of control

*me being tired after the block AGM

Lol no deal voted down yet again, what a waste of time

Ref 2 the most popular i think:D

they all failed, what a waste of time & paper

lol