WRONG DUDE

this guy should own this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OzspEcQG8

that guy's too good, i think jazz steve lacy is going to have to be consigned to "wrong dude" status :(

https://www.futilitycloset.com/2019/03/26/crime-control/

In 1973 University of Montreal mathematician Václav Chvátal showed that, in a gallery with n vertices, n/3 guards will always be enough to do the job. (If n/3 is not an integer, you can dispense with the fractional guard.) And Bowdoin College mathematician Steve Fisk found a beautifully simple proof of Chvátal’s result.

Can't link the image as I don't have a RYM account, but I saw this today in the wild:

https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/john_barry__usa_/the_two_sides_of_john_barry.p/

#BREAKING: LAPD says Eric Holder is wanted for Homicide in the shooting of Nipsey Hussle. He was last seen in a 2016 white 4 door Chevy Cruze CA license plate 7RJD742.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41wqophzwmL._SX325_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Heh, just reminded me of this guy: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152464/?ref_=nv_sr_1

https://i.imgur.com/jSsylcv.png

https://www.wtae.com/news-team/3cd2acdd-2876-4396-a74b-deb6340951e8

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2019/06/13/rural-iowa-feud-sheriff-wont-honor-small-towns-arrests/1445042001/

Wethington said the main problem is that Robert Smith, one of the town's three full-time officers, has a history of being untruthful, using questionable force and generating complaints about his harsh demeanor. And Durant's police chief, he says, is aware of the problems but hired Smith anyway last year even though some of them have to be disclosed to criminal defendants.

I want to know who this is, track him down, and write up his life story. This is a promise.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre)

This shouldn't be too difficult LBI, here's his address and phone number.

Damn! This is why you sought this thread (on the 'what was that thread' thread). How did you stumble upon this now? I'm positive this wasn't there initially.

Colour me very surprised that the address and phone number are Belgian, not Dutch.

I am taking this up. Will report back.

I think this must have been somewhere between Soft Machine and Matching Mole...

https://img.discogs.com/RGGuHhPVwbT9PiFGinHugL_rKeg=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4562902-1368461505-6670.jpeg.jpg

Lol

Our Robert would not be above a pun like that

Bit of a cheat as it is his dad.

https://img.discogs.com/rQjK3T6VWwmlm72-HNMWipu86fY=/fit-in/600x605/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-11203570-1511884125-1345.jpeg.jpg

I'm sure I read somewhere about his father being a classical harmonica player but I didn't realize what a big deal he was - Henry Cowell wrote a concerto for him, for instance!

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/27/us/politics/joe-walsh-president-racist-tweets.html

I'm sure I read somewhere about his father being a classical harmonica player but I didn't realize what a big deal he was - Henry Cowell wrote a concerto for him, for instance!

In fact there is some famous story about Villa-Lobos and Segovia having a fite about technique and playability, and in one version I heard it was represented as being overheard by John Sebastian, Jr. while Villa-Lobos was at his house, although once I checked the dates and it didn’t seem to work.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/smithwi05.shtml

https://i.imgur.com/ZNbpQLF_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

https://i.imgur.com/DA6bRSu_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

https://i.imgur.com/yjoEy6X_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

https://i.imgur.com/NTmSxp4_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

These are beyond WRONG DUDE, they also employ WRONG PLACE

Movies could be made based on these terrible alerts

Mr. Chow’s megamansion (as depicted in the Hammond article) looks sick, I’ll take that one

https://i.imgur.com/p9ZKqsl.png

"Let Jon Zorn's Music Compliment Any Party, Wedding Event, Bar Scene Etc." (http://www.jonzorn.com/contact/)

https://i.imgur.com/pCeM79t_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

https://enot.bandcamp.com/album/from-the-lower-earth-and-ocean

https://img.discogs.com/WXl_-TENHkG19SIh6rMC78IJ954=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-6599271-1422823012-1458.jpeg.jpg

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/517jLtwDcxL._SX384_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

https://www.amazon.com/Scritpures-Color-Reproducible-Coloring-Scriptures/dp/1497473349

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51OEBQOBJLL._SX385_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Maybe God is the wrong dude here

https://img.discogs.com/4f2J7xRw__usJws2cyPC4LhjR4I=/fit-in/600x538/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-8583208-1464520131-8038.jpeg.jpg

https://img.discogs.com/6c6KF-9s86FXVBBVUPRzEDAx2KQ=/fit-in/432x429/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5767117-1438633819-2237.jpeg.jpg

lol x 2

https://img.discogs.com/QZTpd9fr7-dOO9qI59aRFyHy1aU=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-6290457-1495733611-9819.jpeg.jpg

don’t know why they haven’t fixed this bug; but it’s still so funny to me:

https://i.imgur.com/bpuuJyK_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

okay, that one got me

https://img.discogs.com/l69RO2UZXY3pDNKPLtYQ-gx_9BY=/fit-in/600x596/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5097064-1460129607-7819.jpeg.jpg

Same dude composed this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjN0IHXtZV0

I work with someone who has the same name (he's not a music guy, tho)

I imagine Brian Wilson is even more common!

https://i.imgur.com/DTp1qiR_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

I've posted the first one before, but it has a companion now...

https://resources.tidal.com/images/ef6269b4/ba8e/46b3/a01c/2d91a3076b93/640x640.jpg https://img.discogs.com/bJq87f7yt0jpCkGAhB9Txfu6Urs=/fit-in/600x583/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-950945-1417618922-7190.jpeg.jpg

wow

... in case you're wondering about the second track, it's an Italo Disco stomper about a guy who ends up in prison after having sex with an underage girl, so a different Colin Newman... I hope... no, it definitely is.