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Also enjoy Hart being a clown and not getting a finger to a single penalty.

the number of england players who wouldnt get an irish shirt based on their passing tonight

I'd take Hudson O'Doi

colm wasnt it

commentary during last nights England game on TV3

Chris Sutton: "You can't really blame Declan Rice choosing to play for England. Ireland have no chance of qualifying from their group"

Commentator: "Let's not talk about that"

Up the Royal Academy.

The England U21 game is crazy.

Five goals in thirteen minutes, including one for Hagi junior, 3-2 Romania,

make that six! 4-2

Two home defeats in a row for England U21, I thought they were supposed to be good now?

P'tit peu d'lol mais surtout triste

Adil Rami sacked by Marseille for secretly participating on Fort Boyard

Omg that Kosovo goal.

by the time i realised this had kicked off i missed the opportunity to lol

why's it at Southampton?

Only suitable venue for the Ali Dia tribute act at the back.

was brilliant tho

hungry boys these

this is all hilarious

5-3 after 54 minutes wtf

oh wait is it lol again now? hold on

amazing defending from england, absolute shit the bed stuff

joke pen all the same

it's quite exciting watching this team but they do need to sort out having henderson, barkley and keane in the side

keane is a dirty bomb in that backline

get tyrone mings on ffs

Awww boo turning this off again

fair pen imo

nuh uh give me more kosovo goals pls

oh lol

xxp

oof

Glad I bore with it

hahahahaha come back NV come baaaaack this is so much fun

these lads are a bit eh demonstrative

is this that forest keeper? he was good at the valley except for his kicking

starting to think that any free kick should be passed rather than shot regardless of position

england on the attack, given free kick when they had advantage, shot wide from 30 yards. just pick up where you left off

imagine in ten years time when that era's pep comes up with the idea of kickouts

I'm pretty sure this is terrible but it is's entertaining af

keane is such a graceless lump, what the hell is he doing in this side

england are so purposeless now, sancho and sterling aside. it's almost like GCHQ had a word at half time

wooof welcome to the game mason

kosovo #9 > kane

I'm pretty sure this is terrible but it is's entertaining af

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not messing but approaching these games like this is marketing/morale genius from southgate

stressing over tactics against vastly inferior teams is toxic, poch out

lessons I will never learn no matter what: 1. buying fruit from supermarkets 2. watching the latter stages of football matches I'm not otherwise arsed about when I notice an unusually high score

aggregate rien

omg

Ffs don't cut to a break while they're playing "Gold Dust", that were the highlight

Sancho made a moving tribute to his dead nan and the interviewer just ignored him and asked him about the 2nd half o_O

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lol only just heard the England result

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