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that's no way to treat our future president.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link

Wow. Of COURSE the great @JTiloveTX has the story on AJs Sandy Hook deposiiton, where he told lawyers he “almost had like a form of psychosis back in the past where I basically thought everything was staged" https://t.co/oMPCJDIV0D

— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) March 29, 2019

... (Eazy), Friday, 29 March 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link

But then does this:

Throwing fuel on the fire, Jones on Monday questioned the circumstances surrounding the death of Jeremy Richman, one of the Sandy Hook parents who is suing him for defamation in Connecticut, whose body was found that morning in the Newtown building where Richman, a neuroscientist, had created a foundation named for his daughter Avielle, to encourage brain research into the causes of violent behavior. The state's chief medical examiner ruled the death a suicide.

"I mean, how do I get a fair trial with stuff like this?," Jones said on InfoWars.

... (Eazy), Friday, 29 March 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link

seems like a chill dude:

https://www.facebook.com/echoplexmedia/videos/371049746819225/

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, March 25, 2019 4:20 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*chili

frogbs, Friday, 29 March 2019 21:44 (five years ago) link

He's currently suffering from a form of psychosis that prevents him from realizing that his form of psychosis from back in the past never actually went away. It's a mutivalent breakdown of cognitive function, real wild stuff.

WAS ACTING A FOOL AND FELL ON GRILL (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link

is it part of the psychosis that he makes money off of it?

I am message board pro and respond when talked to (stevie), Friday, 29 March 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link

I think that was the catalyst but know he does know what money is or how to use it.

WAS ACTING A FOOL AND FELL ON GRILL (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 22:17 (five years ago) link

'know he does know'

Apparently Alex Jones Brain Disease is contagious, yikes.

WAS ACTING A FOOL AND FELL ON GRILL (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 22:18 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

It's a conspiracy not even worthy of Jones

Tiltin' My Lens Photography (stevie), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 08:36 (four years ago) link

That’s not what a lot of people I know are saying. A lot of people are saying it’s true. Plus - the ‘Alex Jones’ people AND the ‘Bill Hicks’ people have awfully quiet about it, which is suspicious

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link

'Sam Kinison' people noticeably silent as well

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

ironic

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link

C’mon, they just both have “Texas White Dude Face”. That’s all there is to it

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

also, they are both dead

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

That apparently prompted Jones to blow up during his show Friday night, accusing Mattei of deliberately planting the child porn (the rant begins at the 2:33:30 timestamp, when Jones offers a $1 million reward to find and convict whoever sent the porn).

“I like women with big giant tits and big asses,” Jones growled. “I don’t like kids like you goddamn rapists. Eff-heads.”

Then the far-right commentator started yelling, “You fucks are going to get it.”

“You fucks are going to get it,” he shouted. “You fucking child molesters. I’ll fucking get you in the end. You fucks.”

Jones repeated his reward offer: “You’re trying to set me up with child porn, I’ll get your ass. One million dollars, you little gang members. One million dollars to put your head on a pike.”

At another point during the segment (timestamp 2:37:23), Jones slammed his fist on a picture of Mattei and muttered, “I’m gonna ki…” and cuts himself off.

“Anyway, I’m done,” Jones said. “Total war! You want it, you got it.”

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/sandy-hook-alex-jones-lawsuit-threat-infowars

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 03:18 (four years ago) link

I will be so happy when someone sues his ass for every penny he has and wins.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

That article says it was stuff "sent to infowars addresses" which sounds entirely plausible as it could be any nutbar follower (or hater) sending shit to his inboxes! Doesnt mean anyones planting shit on him... is he that dense?

Why hasnt he died of an explosive aneurysm already.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 05:38 (four years ago) link

Based on watching his video deposition, I'd say they have a solid chance of winning. Some obvious stuff: he said he had changed his mind on sandy hook a few years ago, but then ther were clips of him saying it was fake a few months ago. He says he didn't profit off his show, but then said the ads he ran on the show weren't part of the show. He said the decision making was done by a team of 3 people, but later said that he had the final say on everything.

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 06:25 (four years ago) link

He said a supplement was making his body more lean and chiseled, but after 6 weeks he was was just redder and sweatier

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 06:43 (four years ago) link

Makes sense that the guy who promoted Pizzagate would get unsolicited conspiracy tips with photos in his email box.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 11:14 (four years ago) link

he should put a call in for one of those vacant cabinet posts get himself some blanket executive privilege

I mean he was qualified before but child porn would take him over the top

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 11:27 (four years ago) link

I don't normally make a habit of watching Alex Jones clips that get sent around (yeah the guy screams whatever i get it) but this one made me laugh pretty hard bc after he's done with his first gasp of ranting and raving, the camera cuts to reveal that his guest on the show is his own defense attorney, who begins patiently trying to explain to Jones why it's not normally a good idea to place a $1m bounty on your enemies' heads on live radio

One Eye Open, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 13:19 (four years ago) link

i've had a hard time following this. so the porn was sent to them...but they didn't see it and they handed over a bunch of files to the investigators on this case? is that what happened? how fucking dumb is infowars? Is that a rhetorical question? Is this one?

akm, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

“I like women with big giant tits and big asses,” Jones growled. “I don’t like kids like you goddamn rapists. Eff-heads.”

Well that's why he sent the porn he didn't like instead of keeping it innit?

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

Can someone put that in transformer?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

I like that he censored himself by saying "F-heads". Very thoughtful for his younger listeners

One Eye Open, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link

Anyone who's been through finishing school can tell you that it's untoward to utter the f-word in the midst of a tacit death threat.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

Hang on, sampling “I like big giant tits and big asses” for my new techno track.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

"I like big butts and all I do is lie"

Like A Turrican (stevie), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 22:24 (four years ago) link

A classic infowars moment for sure

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

Guys guys it’s fine. Alex Jones being arrested is part of Q’s covert plan to protect Alex and his virile, manly semen from the Corona Virus

— john r stanton (@dcbigjohn) March 10, 2020

DUI — nice mug shot

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link

Jones should go full sovereign citizen at his hearings, would probably boost his scams

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

prisonpaul calling piers an intellectual coward made me think of this clip and it's even funnier than I remembered it pic.twitter.com/YE8YuJYkhn

— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) April 27, 2020

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

wow how have i not seen that <3

love how it ends on "cowards wanna get in peoples faces-" immediately after running half a block to get in a guys face

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Alex Jones is a sad and lonely man. pic.twitter.com/P8ZvRpIJYA

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) August 12, 2020

peace, man, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

Walter from The Big Lebowski has let himself go

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

He's 46 years old.

:-0

brownie, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

Holy shit I keep forgetting that lumbering mass is maybe a year older than me. 46! He looks like those digits should be revered.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

Jinx!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

It's really easy to envision him as a diaper-clad two-year-old throwing a tantrum. He's got that awkward toddler stomp down pat.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link

Also, did he run out of Power Pellets? His crimson hue has faded, which I'm sure contributes to the crankiness.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

From the comments:

Watching with the sound off, it looks like a group of campers staging a bear attack drill.

brownie, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

I want Alex Jones to stick around for the sole reason of reminding me that I'm not in such bad shape after all

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

lol the person flipping him off twice near the end

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link

'IS THAT YOUR IQ?' = the hallmark of a nimble thinker

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

lmao he's berating teenagers who don't wanna be there anyway

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

How has he not had an aneurysm at this point?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

The kids have the perfect response: don't get angry or confront him, just act bored and treat him as a loon.

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

xpost I think what we're witnessing is the set of involuntary muscle spasms and incoherent vocalizations that are triggered by a perpetual decades-long aneurysm.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link


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