This Is The Thread Where I Say.......Part Seven!

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Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Well see, in this particular instance, at least in the darkness of my head, platypus was more of a vaginal euphemism than a penile one. So um, no, it isn't.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, I hope you aren't complaining. If so, I'm gonna find me a straight man to smooch.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

No, just my coworkers are starting to look funny at me.

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

ahem

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

that those guys are wearing crowns is the most mysterious thing i've encountered to-day

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

What, Huck, your bevy of 20-year-olds wasn't enough?

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

Huckleberry Mann, I choose you. Pucker up, sweet thang.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

(Chris, hush! I'm 31 now, no one is impressed by my wanting to smooch them, don't ruin it for me).

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

no one is impressed by my wanting to smooch them

my turn to ahem.

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

Oh pfft.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

Everyone wears crowns at Christmastime because Jesus was King of the Jews. Burger King crowns work great and are very cheap.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

Would a tiara do?

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

Uh huh. There were loads of tiaras in the bible.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

Perfect!

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

XPOST GODDAMMIT HORACE AND YOUR FASTER FINGERS!
Y'see, Kingfish, this is why all the 20 yr old laydeez are after him.
(xposts galore)

JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

oh these 20 yr olds, I mean, it was flattering!
but it was very weird. I mean, I honestly felt like they were from another planet.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

They were.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

So today's youth no longer want a lover with a slow hand, then?

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

and besides, I was just a trophy to them. Or I would have been had I fewer morals.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, I honestly felt like they were from another planet.

Yeah, Earth. *ba-dum-bum*

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

Cuz I'm like all famous and shit.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

but, like, I don't really go out that much, so I tend to forget.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

I spent $1000 christmas shopping yesterday. Im crazy and stupid.

Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Friday, 19 December 2003 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

...and it was all on a diamond thong for the wife.

I was going to eat a slimfast bar for breakfast, but the receptionist gave me a box full of pastries for Christmas and left it on my desk. Yum.

I'm happy as all get out today. I get to leave mid-day from work today, Monday, and Tuesday!?!!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:47 (twenty years ago) link

Diamond earrings actually. And not all of it.

Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. How sweet is the morning when you're not hung over.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:50 (twenty years ago) link

Have a pastry, Huck.

I'm interviewing someone at noon - and that's all I really need to get accomplished at work today! I think I'll call to get utilities turned off at the apartment so I can feel some sense of accomplishment.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:52 (twenty years ago) link

I'm experiencing the joys of having a bunch of days in the next week when they're not going to pay me to be here, so I basically have to do two weeks' work in one week. Effing bee ess, man.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

I have a short work day and then I'm off to Seattle, after a week of busy insanity and movie madness. I will sleep on the plane at this rate. Hope everyone is doing well, my brain is near porridge state now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

Ned, I'll probably see the new LOTR this weekend, and I'll be thinking of you of course. :)

Hope you can get some rest over the holidays, Huck.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:39 (twenty years ago) link

Ned, I'll probably see the new LOTR this weekend, and I'll be thinking of you of course. :)

Woo!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

Great, I just got news that my wifes grandfather most likely won't make it through the day. This is two deaths in a week. Yesterday I was at my best friends grandmothers funeral. Her grandfather is in Norway, so there isn't much we can do...i'm sad for my wife and mother in law. The poor woman flew to Norway last week when he originally landed in the hospital. Now she wants to come back here in time to celebrate christmas with us...

Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:25 (twenty years ago) link

best regards to you and yr family, Chris. I lost my grandfather this year.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

Me too. Sorry, Chris. My paternal grandmother is quite close to death as well. I'm anticipating being very drunk from the 24th to the 27th.

Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

I stayed home sick, but I sort of feel better - this is my rebellious act of the day - I could be at work now, but I'm still in my pjs, bitches!

Chris, my condolences.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

hot pjs?

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks peeps.

Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

Scorchingly.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

like the kind they banned in the 70s cuz they weren't flame-retardant?

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:59 (twenty years ago) link

right, because I'm so hot they're liable to burst into flame at any moment.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

not

luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

if I wasn't nauseated by the ten donuts I've eaten today, I'd probably be turned on

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

moderation in all things, dear sir.

including:

hot pajamas
hot pants

etc.

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sure your ardor would be cooled considerably (had it not been already by the donuts) if I told you that they're flannel pj pants with lipstick prints on 'em.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

like real lipstick or a print of lipstick prints?

besides, I would probably feel intimidated by real fancy nightwear.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:14 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, so! It's Friday! My last day at work this year! Man, I have like a million things to do, I should probably do them.

Tomorrow I fly back to NYC for two weeks of friends and family and hopefully not too much fun. And, this is the key thing, I am going to try very hard (and probably fail) not to look at ILX while I'm there. I am not going to FAP or attempt to meet the entire NYC ILX contingent while I'm there. I am mostly interested in relaxing.

Anyway, so yeah. I'll have e-mail and AIM, drop me a line if you feel like it, it'd be cool. Otherwise stay frosty and have a great holiday!

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:15 (twenty years ago) link

Um, although that said, I'm here all day today, that wasn't like my last post in '03 or anything.

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:16 (twenty years ago) link

get bent then, I was going to say happy holiday, but now I'm not.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:17 (twenty years ago) link

Prints of lipstick prints.

Chris, I sent you that cd yesterday FINALLY...

luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:24 (twenty years ago) link


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