ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?

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He should get a package of a wide variety of poops from nature placed in the chocolate-holders of a Whitman's sampler box.

-- Abbott, Wednesday, December 5, 2007 7:53 PM (5 days ago)

or as stocking stuffers.

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/28262-VoteOrDie.jpg

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

BUMP

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

lxy, last night, on the band Midlake: "I mean, if they stole from someone good, they might be alright. This, it's like mailing someone poop!"

jergïns, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

lol lxy

estela, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

get those votes in. important stuff going on here.

John Justen, Sunday, 16 December 2007 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

too right.

estela, Sunday, 16 December 2007 07:51 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

lol, only dan voted no.

estela, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

My policy of not voting for one high school friend over another led me to abstain.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

This may have been an error.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

in politics, this sort of vote is known as a mandate

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

it's business time.

estela, Monday, 17 December 2007 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

SARA THIS IS NOT WHAT IS KNOWN IN THE VERNACULAR AS "LEGALLY BINDING"

HI DERE, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

ha ha ha, don't worry Dan; I think you know that if I was going to send someone poop, that you wouldn't be the first person on my list.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:26 (eleven years ago) link

Not that I'll name names or anything.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:26 (eleven years ago) link

dan might find it more reassuring to not be on the list at all.

estela, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

estela, let me assure you that Dan is on my "nice" list, not my "naughty" list.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

aw <3

estela, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKE

Mr. Que, Monday, 17 December 2007 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

Sara fails to mention that poop gets sent to both the naughty and nice lists, it's just that the naughty list also gets Larry the Cable guy DVDs.

HI DERE, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

Dan, is it easier for you to receive packages at home or at work?

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently John is acting as my Christmas secretary this year.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

I appreciate his help, but I think we need to focus on Christmas cards here.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

http://fedex.kinkos.com/locations/

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.ziploc.com/

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.poopdoc.com/

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

THANKS IRISH, BUT I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES NOW

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.peanutsandcorn.com/

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

That is not a recipe for cookies. ;_;

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

PRIORITIES SARA. THEY ARE WHAT MADE THIS COUNTRY STRONG.

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

John is magic in that he is even less helpful than I imagine him to be.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

WELL?

John Justen, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

I can't believe you're trying to make me feel guilty for NOT sending Dan poop in the mail!

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, no, what am I talking about, I can totally believe that.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

HEY LOOK AT ME IM SARA RC IM A SLACKER I DONT EVEN BUMP THAT OTHER THREAD CONSISTENTLY ENOUGH TO KEEP THE THREAD TITLE BOOOOOOOOO. ALSO I AM A POOPHOARDER AND RUINED DANS CHRISTMAS.

John Justen, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

John, it's so good to see that you're still the charming guy I met in high school. I feel sure that I can find a special, if late, Christmas gift, just for you.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:02 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder if I can get Dan to help me plan something...

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha this plan was doomed to, ahem, "backfire"

HI DERE, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

Dan, meet me later for brainstorming session.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

I MOVE TO IMPEACH SARA R-C

John Justen, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

ITR CONSTITUENTS DEMAND ACTION, RESULTS

John Justen, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

John is just worried about what I might send him in the mail.

And deservedly so.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure it will be something poopy nice!

HI DERE, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

Assuredly so.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

BUMP AS BIRTHDAY SUGGESTION

Get to work yourself on this yourself if you want to, Scurvy. Just don't blame me when you and Dan have a Big Fight.

(Yes, I know that is you, John; you can't hide behind exclamation points and not expect me to recognize you. I think I know you better than THAT.)

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

might be Dan, you ever think of that, LADY KNOW-IT-ALL?

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, first of all, you really don't look THAT much alike, second of all, I hardly think Dan is going to try to persuade me to send him poop in the mail.

Now get your ass to bed; you're sick and you need to get better. (Clearly you must have a high fever if you think I was going to believe you were Dan for ONE SECOND.)

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:09 (eleven years ago) link


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