Your apartment and requisite fucking useless super, aloof landlord, and bullshit structural problems.

My leccy still out -- cannot use anything in my room that has to be plugged in, because the ONE OUTLET that I can reach with my extension cord has just gone on the fritz. I could prob reach someone else's but then their fuse would overload so that's not a solution. Landlord will do NUFFINK -- the cost of living in a crappy industrial space where you can do whatever you want is that you also have to do whatever you DON'T want.

Do I read up on wiring and try replacing outlet box myself? I fear roommates are never going to do it.

I think to myself very tiredly "I am too old for this shit" but then I remember how cheap my rent is and how much I like to go out.

No structural shit's happened to my place yet (tho there are gaps between the windows and the actual frames that you could squeeze a phone book through). I live in the middle floor of a 3-family house -- downstairs girls have yippy puntable dogs, upstairs bro (landlord's son) seemingly wears workboots and fucks like Hercules, but I've learned to tune out the dogs, and upstairs bro & I worked out our shit. The landlord actually changed a light fixture in the dining room before I moved in because I didn't like it. Two pre-installed A/Cs, washer / dryer in apt, dishwasher, electric range -- I fear that if I move into another apt, this experience will have spoiled me. I think I'm dragging my feet on bitching about the busted light in my bedroom for fear of killing the dream (and causing the bedroom wall to collapse).

My only true apt-related downer is that the mom & pop sandwich shop place @ the end of my street closed down not 2 months after I moved in -- the owner made the best fried rice, and once made me paella w/ extra vodka so I could "score with the ladies". Then, he disappeared, and the place shuttered up. I bought a steak sub UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP and got violently sick. RIP fried rice bro.

I've done plumbing, walls, painting and wood work.

Electrical is the one thing I would never try fixing myself.

should be pretty east to replace outlet box. turn off the power first tho...

This thread is reminding me that the next time my friends give me shit about buying a house and turning into a boring grown-up type, i will go on a screed about how 20 years of shitty landlords forced my hand

When I moved in to my new place 4 months ago they'd replaced the bathroom suite but didn't bother to clean the surrounding areas so eurgh bathroom gunge of complete strangers, blah.

I've got to get an electrician in to put an outlet under the counter for to plugz my new fridge/freezer.

my current landlord is trying to selectively ignore the 60 day notice clause in my lease in order to try and trick me into placing an ad to rent the apartment on my own dime or cajole one of my friends into moving in. fuck yooooooooo

i think the worst one was the place where there was a 8 inch diameter pipe to the outside that they never closed up combined with them forgetting to pay the utility bill so the heat didn't get turned on until JANUARY.

either that or the place where they refused to fix the increasingly leaking roof until we had a huge rainstorm and the leak spread into the electrical conduit, causing the fire dept to come and the city to file a lawsuit.

you haven't lived until you've woken up in the middle of the night to sirens and walked out into your hallway and seen water pouring out of the ceiling fixtures.

oh yeah we also have ants, not the cute ones with the "z" like in the movies either.

Ooh, my brother's house in CA had ants, BAD. The best way to get rid of them is/was not to leave any food out, obv, but also to use some kind of kitchen cleaner WITH BLEACH spray bottle b/c it destroys the scent trail that the other ants are following.

Bedbugs trumps all other pest problems except for rats eating your newborn child

....which is why we don't allow infants in our apt.

re roaches: this shit really works and doesn't put toxic fumes into the air the way spray does.

http://a1061.g.akamai.net/7/1061/5412/home/www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/333595.jpg

I read that if you see one cockroach out, it means that all the other spaces are taken. Seriously.

but how do you catch the roaches to give them the giant roach destroying shot??

Roxy, I imagined that post in a Wednesday Addams voice. Nice work.

i've seen this work: you put a dollop of gel near where the nest is, then the parent roach bites off a little gel, brings it back to the nest, bites off some more & brings it back to the nest, lather rinse repeat and soon everyone's DEAD.

The best stuff is the stuff where it kills other roaches that cannibalize the dead ones.

Roxy, I imagined that post in a Wednesday Addams voice. Nice work.

-- suzy, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 1:23 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Suz: when I was a kid, everyone told me I looked just like Wednesday Adams. Sometimes I still get it!

someone should remake cannibal holocaust with roaches.

Paella has vodka in it?

My roommate caulked our bathtub, and now the water runs outside the tub. :(

My main issue with our apartment is the man who lives below me who has the coughing disease. I've bought earplugs but I haven't put used them yet.

Otherwise, our landlord seems pretty no-nonsense, and is the only landlord I've ever heard of to not raise the rent at lease renewal time.

any landlord who doesn't automatically raise the rent is a keeper IMHO.

aww ian's in love

don't get smart, boy.

I am a landlord, but I live with my tenants as roommates and they are long term friends. This prevents most problems from going on for too long. Right now I am replacing the third component in our gas oven, hopefully the damn thing will work now or I'm out $250.

I also work for a property management company fixing stuff like the things described in this thread, and it always makes me mad to read stories like these about landlords not caring. We get on that shit fast! Then again Oregon has fairly strong renter's rights laws, so our choices are limited.

Ian if I lived in NYC I would come put up a 4x4 piece of drywall or whatever. Definitely take felicity's advice.

Check out tenant.net if you're in nyc, there's a lot of very serious tenants' rights people on there. Be very careful about doing anything that might make your landlord even think about starting any kind of court case against you, as that can lead to you being blacklisted in perpetuity thanks to the shitty tenant screening background check companies that all LL's use. These companies basically report that a court case was filed against you but never say that it was dismissed, or thrown out...or 100% based on the LL's shameful slum lord ways. This can haunt you forever and even get you rejected by a co-op board (happened to me).

we're raising our renter's rent $50 for the first time in 3 years.

So last night my neighbor called me into his apartment to tell me that he saw the super take mail (supposedly, my netflix) out of my mail box. My building was just bought by a new company. I'm really fucking sick of my netflix going missing but no one wants to earn the wrath of their super. Any thoughts?

call the cops or talk to your super, or talk to the management company

I think I want to call the cops because this is the management company: http://www.brownstoner.com/brownstoner/archives/2008/02/tenants_charge.php

j0n l3wis, my neighbor and sometime ilxor called about stuff any they didn't reply

Is it worth calling the USPS? Do they send in Kevin Costner and levy 50,000 fines

there was a dead bird in my bathroom this morning. it wasn't there last night. i have no idea how it got in or how long it had been staying with me. fucker owes me rent.

Call the Chicago bird morgue:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/amypetlover/Hawk.jpg

or you could just rent from Kim's, jw.

Mr Kim is an evil man. Did you ever see that movie he was involved in?

THREAD FOR THE DEAD DEAD BIRD

jon - that's fucked! i'd have the cops on him so fast!
but then again i don't have to deal with - what i'm learning are - NY's shitty renters rights.

Well mostly I don't want to be targeted for anything

my landlord called me today and seemed really upset at the tone of my letter, particularly that i called his secretary rude. on the bright side: leak upstairs fixed, hopefully ceiling fixed tomorrow!

my landlord got busted today for growing 450+ w33d plants

wau

he hook you up ever?

daaaaaaaaamn.

my landlord is still a cunt btw.
sanndy nager, you are a cunt.

apparently someone left a note on our building's trash bin that warns of "maggots, rodents, and flies." we share this bin (okay, "dumpster," although i hate that word) with the building next door. it's that building's bin, technically. we share a common area in the back where people park, do laundry, dispose of their trash. we've just learned that our landlord and the next-door landlord *hate* each other, so there's "nothing" our property management office can do about the pest situation, other than maybe put down a couple traps.

i am overcome with lassitude.

i have a question for folks.

per agreement with the landlord, we use the attic of our building (it's a two-flat) for storage. years ago, there was a rodent problem and they left droppings all over our stored boxes, etc. we alerted the landlords, who set some traps but otherwise didn't offer to clean up the droppings (which are truly disgusting and everywhere).

flash forward years later (today), i'm preparing to move, and went to the attic to retrieve some boxes. the droppings problem has become much worse. boxes i had brought up to the attic long after the landlords had set the traps are now littered with droppings.

everything i've read suggests that these droppings can be a major health hazard, esp. when you're trying to clean them up. for that reason it seems like the kind of thing that ought to be done by a professional. however our landlords are both extremely stingy and very unpleasant (when they want to be). so i'm reluctant to approach them to ask if they can have the attic properly cleaned.

so what should we do? undertake the clean off that section of the attic with our things (the attic as a whole is much larger) ourselves? if so, how? should we rent a dumpster to get rid of stuff (no way will it fit in the little garbage bins our landlord provides us)? if there's a box with some droppings on it, can we clean it with disenfectant and still use it? or should be just trash everything that's come into contact w/ feces?

any advice is welcomed and will be much appreciated.

...

We don't have a general "death to landlords" thread.

https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/dsa-comes-for-immigrant-landlords-of-color

The boiler in the 14-unit building he owns in Brooklyn’s Crown Heights neighborhood had gone belly up a few months before, and supply chain issues were making it impossible to find a good replacement. It was getting cold in New York, so Eccles bought each of his tenants a space heater before shelling out a small fortune on heat pumps, a green solution he said he liked in large part because it was good for the environment. The investment meant he was now nearly $300,000 in debt. And New York, he said, was doing everything it could to drive him out of business.

Very generous of him to buy 14 $50 space heaters for a New York winter.

Eccles, who moved to Brooklyn from Jamaica as an infant and whose family owes its break to his uncle Walter, who climbed his way up from fruit picker to owner of more than 100 multiunit properties.

Funny that the media can only find *one* guy to cover over and over and over out of what, 8.8 million people in NYC? https://t.co/f2zxxAvXz2 pic.twitter.com/UC8ByQqrag

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