vaginas are not clown cars

also, http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

if they had put a bun around it my getting-it time on that first post would've been much improved

i don't get the hot dog or the babby .swf :-/

from a freeper

To: Liberty1970
Looks are deceiving.

Actually, according to close friends of the Duggars, the older kids are in complete charge of the younger ones. Yep. Mrs. D gives birth and breastfeeds - then the older ones take over.

She also does something called blanket training. Blanket training means putting a baby on a blanket, using a stick to hit all around the edge of it as a threat to baby not to come off the blanket, or it will get the stick. Once baby is so trained, mom leaves it there so she can chat with friends. Raising kids or what?

They get a lot of donations from people - so while it's not govrernment welfare, JimBob doesn't really provide. With all the publicity he exploits his family and his sexual appetite for material gain.

Sad. Using children for political and material gain.

http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dina-lohan-lindsay.jpg

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway:

In this fun phrase the hot dog represents a penis and the hallway

 represents the enormous vagina. Usually due to the fact that the woman

 has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the vagina

 walls to the size of a "hallway".

I've heard it as 'throwing a banana up broadway...'

throwing a welly up main street

ok NOW that picture is funny. can't believe i didn't get it.

http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArTljnuXt7mVxSn3lBC_EpQh4wt.?qid=20070705113238AAObnSc

how is babby formed

nabisco wrong, phil right:

if you gotta have a whole bevy o' little ones, why not adopt and do the whole world some good and give your privates a break?

who are we to tell someone how overworked their privates are?

but i see y'allses point all the same.

the world record for most babies born to a single woman is 69. Only two died in infancy.

including four sets of quadruplets

if you gotta have a whole bevy o' little ones, why not adopt and do the whole world some good and give your privates a break?

Because it's not about having the little ones, just creating them.

But I am not of Nabisco's opinion, and am more of the school that this is a fairly terrible world and we must huddle together for safety and squeeze out what little pleasures we can and try to make things better for one another because of it.

Guess who's pregnant with number 18!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90I4TN00&show_article=1&catnum=0

damn gurl

I just learned that my aunt accidentally gave birth to her daughter in the toilet. Just 'sploosh!' Out it came when she was sitting. My dad said she called when it happened, hoping to get hold of my mom (her sister). "I just had my baby in the toilet! What should I do?" "Call the doctor?" he said. The baby was fine.

She know introduces this little girl (who is five!) as "my toilet baby."

My dad could not answer questions about her pelvic floor muscles.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0%2C2933%2C291949%2C00.html

what the hell

-- river wolf, Friday, August 3, 2007 6:24 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

Original post. she should be deliverin by now

She know introduces this little girl (who is five!) as "my toilet baby."

That is some seriously cruel shit right there.

I hate my aunt so much.

The little girl couldn't be any sweeter, FWIW.

My dad could not answer questions about her pelvic floor muscles.

i should hope not

Well, if she's fucking calling him up to say, "My vagina was too useless to hold in a baby and let me pee simultaneously," who knows. Maybe she shared some more uncomfortable and useless details. It's her thing.

I'm glad to hear that, Abbott, but that's exactly the kind of callous, thoughtless, 'I prefer to make a lame-ass joke than worry about the feelings of my own daughter' kind of stuff that leads to 'issues' down the road.

I know, I really worry about her future relationship with her mom.

My last post was directed at your cousin's superlative sweetness, just to be clear.

She know introduces this little girl (who is five!) as "my toilet baby."

so is there like a whole team of therapists who call your aunt at regular intervals wondering when the therapy is going to start?

Are you in a position to be a good pal/cousin, Abbott?

Yeah, I talk to her, M. She's a sweetie. We write each other letters and such that do not mention her mother or toilets.

She just talks about Dora the Explorer a lot.

And Emeril.

Looking at the age of the kids: this woman had children in a much too rapid succession. But I guess it turned out okay: all her kids survived. I do wonder how she coped/copes (phsyically AND mentally). I'm going mad with the youngest not sleeping through the night at the age of six months (now). What would it be when I have that amount of kids? I guess you kind of go with the flow (har har flow of babies).

(Story continues below)

Until she's in menopause?

The older kids just start taking on parent tasks, is hwo I've always seen it in 10+ kid families.

Save some $$$ on hand-me downs.

Oh god, I know how it goes (seen it with my aunt who had five kids, adopted one and then cared for a whole slew of kids) but I'm not that crazy (or selfless).

whatever happened to river wolf?

he spends his work day on a bicycle which does not lend itself to posting on the internet.

lostilxors.xls

lollll at commercial for plan b during their spawn-a-thon on tlc

and Michelle has been pregnant for 126 months — or 10.5 years — of her life

this is o_0 retarded and all, but that only works out to 7.4 months per pregnancy!

shit is loose baby. It's hard to keep... a baby... in it.

i think that was calculated when she had had less than 100 children

that was at 17! (126/17) how many do they have now? i mean obv this was what a year ago so it couldnt be any more than 18 i suppose

she had #18 in december i think?

that this thred and the toni collete thred are both being revived tonight says something powerful, I think.

god bless her husband for keeping at it. her clown car's gotta be like the fucking holland tunnel at this point

it's not a cunt; it's not a tunnel; it's a chunnel

that was funnier when i heard it in my head