US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled”

I believe that's the seventh seal being opened.

these people are a fucking delusional lost cause , they live is a fucking make believe land . we're fucked

I need an atheist translator for so many things with this administration.

check, please

Yam recognized Golan Heights as Israeli territory

Ah thank you

re carne's link: fuck a duck

Seeing a bunch of Mueller report chatter today. Is it imminent or something?

been imminent for months, today's as good as any for the great unboxing video

Heard pee tape is dropping today as well.

TICK TICK TICK

might as well get it out of the way and we can all come to terms with it having no impact whatsoever on trump

No way, man, he's going down for sure now. FOR SURE, NO DOUBT.

well i for one want him to wither away his remaining years in a state of permanent embarrassment, maybe this will help

He will live to a very ripe old age and die peacefully in his sleep, nestled in a big comfy bed with a deeply-satisfied grin stretched across his scrotal visage.

I see no evidence that he is capable of embarrassment

He's certainly capable of embarrassment (see: any suggestion that he's less wealthy than he pretends to be), just not wrt the negative impact his existence has on the rest of the world.

CocaineReligion is a hell of a drug.

He will live to a very ripe old age

He is both old and very ripe right now

An overripe age, then. He has extensive experience with burdening everyone around him but he has yet to reach the joyful plateau of becoming a corpulent invalid who clings bitterly to life until even his caretaker children are elderly and thoroughly broken down.

Don't worry about this violatation of the Fourth Geneva Convention. Surely they'll stop at their Sudetenland.

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I’m sorry Kayleigh, but the Jews can fight antisemitism just fine without your shiksa-splaining.

These white nationalist loving are inciting hate against us while claiming to fight antisemitism by supporting Netanyahu.

It’s absolutely disgusting. https://t.co/FQfAJ8oobG

— Max Berger🔥 (@maxberger) March 22, 2019

Watching “Stuart” and “Kayleigh” discuss antisemitism is such a clear example of how the right uses Jews as a wedge.

They actively do not give a shit about our wellbeing or opinions. They use us as a tool to divide the left and enrich themselves.

We will outlive them.

— Max Berger🔥 (@maxberger) March 22, 2019

fascinating.... NYT:

President Trump undercut his own Treasury Department on Friday by announcing that he was rolling back North Korea sanctions that it imposed just a day ago.

The move, announced on Twitter, was a remarkable display of dissension within the Trump administration and represented a striking case of a White House intervening to reverse a major national security decision made only hours earlier by the president’s own officials.

“It was announced today by the U.S. Treasury that additional large scale Sanctions would be added to those already existing Sanctions on North Korea,” Mr. Trump said on Twitter. “I have today ordered the withdrawal of those additional Sanctions!”

Mr. Trump appeared to confuse the day that the sanctions were announced, saying the move occurred on Friday rather than on Thursday.

cue "Yakety Sax"

only explanation here is Putin gave the pee tape to Xi who then passed it along to Kim. not 100% sure whether MBS has a copy.

Mr. Trump appeared to confuse the day that the sanctions were announced, saying the move occurred on Friday rather than on Thursday.

Chances that he first learned about the sanctions this morning while watching tv? 80...90%?

Pretty sure Fox News is the only way he learns about anything that he doesn't directly experience and participate in. And there will probably come a time when he'll simply sit there puzzled and unsure how to proceed until he sees Hannity very slowly demonstrate the process by which one consumes a taco bowl.

the halls of Congress—and especially the House—have been crawling with elected officials who don't just cater to people whose only sources of information are Fox News and talk radio. They are those people.
"One of the side-effects of this kind of Fox News lunacy is that other actual members of Congress believe it, and see it uncritically," says Ocasio-Cortez. "So I was on the floor [of the House] once and this guy came up to me, and he was like, 'Is it true that you got $10 million from Netflix?' And I was like, 'No?' And it was like, in the well—we're voting on, like, gun reform. And I'm like, what else do you not know? This is concerning."

not just him

Would love to see all elected officials have to take a televised citizenship test as a prerequisite to hold office.

***Barr has the Mueller Report***

ugh not ready for this

it's on

ugh, i feel sick. I need to go exercise and then drink a bottle of wine.

Hey guys

going straight for the wine

Mueller Report out. Probably too crowded first weekend. I’ll get a bootleg at the swap meet next week.

Who has a good scribd link?

i wonder how long this thing is actually going to be? is this gonna be like the warren report w/ the 27 extra volumes of evidence?

Mueller Report out. Probably too crowded first weekend. I’ll get a bootleg at the swap meet next week.

― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, March 22, 2019 9:15 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are usually scalpers outside the venue, if you're willing to pay a bit more.

Mueller has wrapped up. Don, Jr. has not been indicted. Time to shift our hopes and dreams to the House Oversight Committee's investigations.

and don't forget to bring some extra cash for the swag.

xpost

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/22/us/politics/mueller-report-release.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

The House voted unanimously in March on a nonbinding resolution to make public the report’s findings, an indication of the deep support within both parties to air whatever evidence prosecutors uncovered.

yeah... that's not my read on that. "non-binding" is a key phrase.

Barr statement: anticipates making principal conclusions public as soon as this weekend

i mean that supposition ("deep support within both parties") goes against literally everything the GOP has done for the past 2 years.

the usual NYT credulity

has to be extremely calculated, willful credulity at this point

basically Barr's going home, mixing a cocktail, and settling by the fire with a copy of the report.

and feeding certain pages into it

aimless, where i come from that's called "jinxing" and it's illegal xp

Barr is going to make a statement like "while there are circumstances and incidents that are troubling... fuck all you bitches who said I look like John Goodman on the toilet."