Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

... or Instagram.

The England and West Ham midfielder, 20, was an Ireland youth player in 2015 when he wrote '#UPTHERA' on Instagram.

Amusingly, this was pronounced as "Up the R.A." on Sky News.

soup-taking turncoat

jackeen gombeen man

Watching sky Scott brown what is going on in our game never been a bloke look in the mirror when you wake up to your children 🤚

— Dean Windass (@DWindass10) April 4, 2019

make u think

you have to give it him, he's intelligent enough to breath. I love it when normal-blokeism crosses into crypto-paed territory!

Since deleted and "someone else got my phone"

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Matt le Tissier

I presume he'll be doing a bit of anti-mask activism, because he's a fucking ableist, selfish tory pillock!

Bingo

Todays poll. If the government asked you to stop driving because there was a small chance you’d kill someone would you do it?

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) July 24, 2020

People going "have you heard of seat belts?" are being accused of making a false equivalence.

Sports personalities - trending

Matt Le Tissier

Trending with:
Holocaust

Can’t wait for the next time you post in here

thank you

won't happen again

No I meant Le Tissier does something progressively more awful every time you post in here about it! I don’t want to see what’s next.

My Twitter Space is about to go live, to discuss my NFT project. Despite the critics, my NFTs will be the first ever that can’t lose their initial value 👊🏻

— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) May 9, 2022

If we don’t let you sell your jpeg for less than £200, it’s always worth £200!

maybe you can use them as gambling tokens on one of his virtual racehorses when it proves impossible to sell them, even when you win you lose.

Add it to his other successes.

Delighted to see that Michael Owen IPA beer is now for sale in China and Hong Kong.
Join us in tasting our favourite IPA beer! Happy days. pic.twitter.com/KpUGtuIzpf

— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) September 2, 2020

https://x.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743331027123388893?s=20

Why turn the replies off?

You don’t like hearing the truth.

Hearing the feedback.

Commie cowards.

Stop forcing your Woke, Racist nonsense on us.

DEI and Affirmative Action is failing.

Failing badly.

It’s doesn’t work.

Best person for the job.

Meritocracy Rules. 👑👍

— 👑 Joey Barton 👑 (@Joey7Barton) January 5, 2024

Meritocracy rules, with a crown emoji next to a thumbs up

Well I suppose it does explain his managerial career.

Cricketers who really don't need to be on Twitter.

https://x.com/KP24/status/1777611224160588284