Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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— will leinweber (@leinweber) March 17, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKEYfEnfJw

sorry to post my own tweet but it's the fastest way to show this important edit

Gotta appreciate youtube's 25% speed option pic.twitter.com/GAFeFNVogw

— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) March 19, 2019

love it

Isn't that the audio from the similar deer spook video?

that's the joke! maybe too obscure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUINFs1Sp94

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2IluTkXQAMYksi.jpg:large

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY

That's...amazing.

lol

Amazing

https://imgur.com/F8ALuTG

https://i.imgur.com/F8ALuTG.jpg

Gonna ride till i cant no more

'last train to horneytown', the driver said, while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact with all three passengers

"where ya headed?"

"uh...horneytown rd."

"me too, brother."

Looked it up, and yes, it does intersect with Hedgecock Rd.

"horneytown, the stop is horneytown"

"horneytown?"

"yes sir, horneytown. it''s a peaceful, restful place, where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure"

https://i.imgur.com/plZG4sm.png

"you forgot the part where Corgan saw a reptilian shape shift into a human"

I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy....

"Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things" pic.twitter.com/A7Wt5MXP39

— Zane Golia (@zbgolia) June 11, 2019

that reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo

i for sure thought was a joke

how could this have happened

battletoads is easier to play

Resetting my GE washer was easier than this, but just as batshit crazy.

I now have a clear idea of what it feels like to walk out of a time machine and into a bewildering future which in no way resembles your period of origin.

Weird when a lightbulb joke just occurs in nature.

"How many Aggies does it take to reset a lightbulb?"

"Two. One to turn the light off and on, and the other to hold the red wire down for three seconds."

The lightbulb reset procedure genuinely needs a “this is not a joke” step/notification, which is kind of an astounding achievement

I'm just trying to plumb the mindset of people who are so thoroughly ensconced in this product development bubble that this makes total sense to them as a thing average consumers would and should do.

I can't stop thinking about map's dog post from March. It kinda makes me hate dogs.

Hey, don’t blame dogs for having fascinating anuses

Restoring factory settings on the next generation of GE smart bulbs will involve interpretive dance, Tuvan throat singing, and a reconfiguration of your home such that it resembles the nest of a bowerbird.

the sheinhardt wig company has gone too far this time

Step 34: express your dog’s anal glands for 8 seconds. Then turn on the lamp for 2 seconds.

To be fair to smart lighting, I always wanted a Clapper.

I find that the GE smart bulb reset process goes smoother if I maintain eye contact with my neighbor through the window.

lol

And it doesn't hurt to also hold the lamp under your chin while singing 'In Dreams'.

It's possible that I'll live long enough to see an instructional video from Kellogg's on the complex process of rebooting my box of Froot Loops.

zs, if you're not already making an extended remix, I'm sure someone else is

I was honestly starting to think it had to be a KM remix before I came to realize the unsettling truth.

during my unemployed days i would have been working on it already tbh

lool, the video description:

We recommend counting with Mississippi (1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, etc.).

Guess including an unpair option in the app was too crazy

To be fair to smart lighting, I always wanted a Clapper.

― jmm, Thursday, June 20, 2019 8:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

G.E. engineers would've been all, "But what if they never stop clapping? Or if they go CLAP-CLAP-PAUSE more than sixteen times?"

clap on! *clap clap*
clap off! *clap-clap-clap*
clap on, clap off, the clapper!! *clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), repeat as necessary until light goes on, or off, or whatever*

There's a novel waiting to be written and affixed to high school freshman reading lists for decades to come about a man who spends more time turning on a light than he does actually using the light and what this state of affairs says about progress and the human condition and possibly also the eternal struggle between good and evil.