Misdirected emails

Yeah I assume so

Or at least that’s what he was trying to do

I keep getting mails directed to a n@th@lie c. Same exact name. Lol

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killed that shit

Home safe and sound and minds trying to sort thru all that we were able to see and do.

We so enjoyed our visits with you - and loved the Church Service.

FYI - your e-mails in response to ours went directly to our spam folder (we never know and rarely check same) - hence the continued e-mails to you from us regarding getting together last week.

Most of our vacations have centered around S and Central America so this was a totally new culture and country to us - we loved the experience.

Getting to know several thru guides and friends that were native to India gave us such insight as to the people there.

Ours is, indeed, a beautifully created world.

Stay well.

One never knows when our paths will cross again.

Blessings, Carl.

Joyce & John

Southwest Airlines
Manage Flight | Flight Status | My Account

Hi Leah,

We're looking forward to flying together! It can't come soon enough. Below you'll find your itinerary, important travel information, and trip receipt. See you onboard soon! April 12 - April 15
ATL-SAT

Atlanta to San Antonio

Hello Mr. Bodick:

Thank you for taking the time to share your recent experience at McDonald's located at Lower Burrell. As the Franchise Owner of this restaurant, I hope you will accept my apology for your dissatisfaction during your recent visit.

We know that 100% customer satisfaction is not possible when your food order is not completely accurate. Although our crew is trained to double-check orders, I will be certain to follow-up with them again to make sure everyone understands our procedures for ensuring accurate orders.

Again, , I appreciate you bringing this matter to my attention as customer feedback helps me to know about areas of my operations that may need improving. Thank you again for contacting McDonald's.

Delmer Sh*****
McDonald's Customer Service Representative
Mcdonalds

Can’t wait for this domino’s delivery

Apparently my name is Tent and I live in Alabama

Dang, enjoy your stay at the Ft Lauderdale Ritz-Carlton, $1700 for Tues - Sat.

I've recently had my "tyres" changed in Perth, apparently

yeah that's how we spell it because they are not things which make you sleepy

Perth Aus or Perth Sco?

Pollo Tropical
Citrus-Marinated Chicken

1 x 1/2 Fire Grilled Chicken - With 2 Sides (1 x $7.99) = $7.99
***EXTRA BURNT
1 x White Meat Only (Additional Charge)
(1 x $0.85) = $0.85
1 x French Fries
1 x French Fries

white meat, extra burnt!

Ok y'all, this one's a doozy.

MasterArchfiend replied to your comment on Love for Spinel:
You wrote:

Ah... where do I start on this beauty?! I was immediately drawn in by the promise of weight gain, and I can confidently assure you that I was not let down and my bean was most certainly flicked! This has to be the most intriguing story I've read in my many years. Through all of the essays and stories I've read from my students, I've never been quite as impressed as I am now. In this short but sweet message, I will let you know a few things I love about this Shakespearean level of literature.

First of all, I love how you meticulously built up to the climax. You went at a pace not quite slow enough to leave the reader yawning, but not quite fast enough to leave the reader confused and unsure of what was occurring. The story was timed at a perfect pace, and once things started getting good, things started getting GOOD!!! If you look back to paragraph 13 where the text exclaims, "Having not eaten before, she wasn't quite sure how to describe it. All she could say for certain was that she wanted more.", this is a clear example of foreshadowing. Spinel had just had her first morsel of food, and she wants MORE! She won't stop until she gets more! The reader knows that the rising action is now taking place, and they anxiously begin to edge their way to their seat in anticipation of what occurs next!

Secondly, the use of details and imagery was, with lack of a better word, extremely sexually arousing. I loved how you were able to gracefully describe the gradual growth of Spinel's belly. The idea of her slowly taking up more and more of Yellow's lap is so hot, and the idea of our precious little bean Spinel being filled to the brim with pastries... I'm honestly getting turned on writing this. I love the detail you added in about her clothes stretching out and ripping -- it just makes everything much more realistic (and sexy)! "Spinel spent more and more time resting on Yellow's lap instead of her bed while Blue and White took turns replenishing her tray while providing soothing rubs when she became too full." (paragraph 24.) The only complaint I have is that I wish you'd give more detail as to what Spinel's belly and folds felt like when the Diamonds were rubbing it! And this whole story wraps up in such an elegant way that I'm genuinely left begging for more! A sequel, perhaps?

Lastly, I love the way you wrapped this up. Yellow and Blue are obviously having doubts of their actions after they see how big Spinel has gotten, and they even consider amongst themselves to maybe lay off a bit on the snacks. However, White quickly dismissed whatever ideas they were conjuring up, leaving so much to the reader's imagination about what happened after this story ended. Did Spinel gain more and more girth until she finally popped? Did the Diamonds decide to stop feeding Spinel until she returned to her normal size? How many more belly rubs was she given? Was Spinel ever given new clothes or did she just sit there butt naked? It's all up to the reader to decide! "As they quietly thought about what they have done to their lover in the name of her happiness, the sound of heels brought their attention to White who held out a very large tray of pastries in one hand and one she had clearly been snacking on in the other. "I don't think we've gone far enough." (paragraph 28, a.k.a. the last paragraph.) My eager, horny mind is racing as to all the different things that could happen!

Furthermore, that was only a few things that I loved about this story! I would've written more, but I only have a 45-minute break before my next class of students come in! I'm debating showing them this to let them know how well imagery can work in your favor if used correctly. I implore you to write a second chapter! This was a ride from beginning to end, and I'm so so so excited for your upcoming stories!

Love from Wisconsin,
Mrs. Jordan M.

MasterArchfiend responded:

I want to apologize for not replying in a timely manner and thank you for the thorough compliment. I admit that I was not expecting something so in-depth, but I am pleased to find that you enjoyed it.

There is a sequel in the works and I will take this into account as I work on it.

As for sharing this work, I have no objections. It means more ideas and opinions to help me improve my writing.

With many thanks coincidentally also from Wisconsin,

Krys W. The one and only MasterArchfiend.

i think you need to make a trip to wisconsin

What a world

i think you need to make a trip to wisconsin

...

I think you need to legally change your name.

or start a new life in wisconsin!

I already did that, 35 years ago

start a newer, weirder one

Query: Good morning!

I'm working on a story for XXXX called, "Everything You Need To Know About Vaginal Taste."

I'm looking for sex educators, ob/gyn's, and vulva-owner experts who can speak to what changes the taste of the vagina, what tastes are normal/abnormal, and when a change in taste is cause for concern. Is that you? Wonderful! I'd love to interview you :). Please see my questions below.

1. I'd love to start by asking an expert speak to the fact that vaginal tastes vary and that there's no one "right" vaginal taste!
2. Anything you'd like to say to folks who are trying to "improve" the taste of their vaginas?
3. Is there anything you can do to change the tase? Does water or alcohol change the taste? How about fruits and veggies? Going vegan? Etc?
4. What do things like washes/douches/etc do to the taste? (Why can these things cause infection and therefore effect taste?)
5. What should folks actually do to was their vulvas? Can you wash the actual vagina?
6. Is vaginal taste every an indication it's time to see a doctor?
7. If you have a partner who doesn't like the way you taste and says that, what would your advise be?

Requirements:
sex educator, ob/gyn, vulva-owner expert

Hello from Chile! ☺️

Go Chiefs!!

Hi this G***** y*** I live in roger Arkansas 72758. We have that diseases here in Arkansas but they didn't close down the work place called poultry like all the factory for animal. Just like our work place already send 2 people that sick but they didn't close down our work place called Ozark mountain poultry.

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Swear to God, I'm going to buy one of these things for myself, then drive across country to Richmond, California. I'll catch Mr. Pleasant Plains walking down his driveway and then beat the ever-living shit out of him with his own wallet.

KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS? I'll ask. SAY IT! SAY MY NAME!

When you are hurt
Can be your advantage weapon
Give the enemy a fatal blow

... and p.plains saw that and went, "I'll take three!"

You're nearly there!

Your Pornhub account bigcummmmm90 has been created. We just need to verify your email address to complete signup.

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This guy buys the dumbest shit.

you'll be singing another tune when the cantaloupes come for you

Got a good one last night:
__________________________________

Hi [Pleasant Plains],

I have resubmitted the above referenced loan for CTC. The following conditions are provided:

Insurance
LQI credit report
AUS #4
Payoff statement for 1st lien with PNC Bank
HOA cert

Please let me know if you have any questions. Thank you for your help!

Ginger

----------------------------------

Ginger –

Per my instructions…please do not email contract Underwriters directly….All communication must flow through my desk. I will update the RESUB.

Thanks.

PHil
__________________________________

This is a system generated message informing you that the above-named person is a Adult in Custody (AIC) at the Oregon Department of Corrections who seeks to add you to his/her contact list for exchanging electronic messages. There is no message from the AIC at this time.

You can ACCEPT this AIC's request or BLOCK this individual or all AICs from contacting you via electronic messaging at www.corrlinks.com. To register with CorrLinks you must enter the email address that received this notice along with the identification code below.

Identification Code: 2G56BL8R
This identification code will expire in 10 days.

By approving electronic correspondence with Oregon AICs, you consent to have the Oregon staff monitor the content of all electronic messages exchanged.

Once you have registered with CorrLinks and approved the AIC for correspondence, the AIC will be notified electronically.

I stopped getting the BMW loan payment emails cos Ms Fenton had paid off the car. Then I started getting dealership service reminders instead.

Sigh.

Another misdirected email - unbelievably bold takeout order from a Canadian premium casual restaurant pic.twitter.com/KCmrgaMS4F

— CHANTS (@ChantsWI) August 20, 2020

i guess if you're willing to pay fifty bucks for a bottle of goose they got you

Maybe that's a great deal in Canada?

Please pay your invoice
Colorado State Fire Fighters Foundation would like to remind you to pay invoice CC12486.
Amount due: $25.00 USD
Due date: July 27, 2020

If those are 750ml bottles, nah, it's a shit deal.

xp

Hello [my first name, not quite my last name] !



Orl4 K3lly is applying for a lease with our agency and we're writing you to ask that you confirm some details they have supplied to us

They have told us that you are their Friend and that you are willing to be a referee.

The applicant has agreed to our Terms and Conditions and Privacy Statement which provides consent for us to contact you, and for you to provide us with additional information if you so choose. An authorised copy of the Privacy Statement is attached to this email for your records.

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in fact a person with a different last name has also failed to pay her promised donation to the colorado state firefighters association. one day i need to have a fap with all these ppl of irish descent who keep putting my email into things.

Did you reccomend the person for the job? They're not great at email stuff, but I'd give them the benefit of the doubt.

you know what, dowd, dougherty, donohue, donnelly, doyle, whatever your name is...i was thinking about it but you have to click through to do it and probably set up an account and stuff so i just replied and told them wrong person

do a reffle

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Can't make this up

First Name

Hatry

Last Name

Hroan

Postal Address

1 Kkk Calhoun, Georgia

Reference Number

0357.2830.Georgia

Eligibility Status

Pending Confirmation

Things people have tried to sign up for/recover passwords from/order using my email recently, a list:

UPS deliveries
Sam's Club
Instagram
Steam
Epic Games
EA Games
Congressman Hakeem's newsletter (whoever he is)

Hello Charles,

I would like to personally wish you and your family a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I would also like to invite you as well as your family and friends to our Year End Clearance Sale. We have great rebates as well as 0% on most remaining 2020 models. Please give me a call if I can be of further assistance now or in the Future.

Thank you
Ray Rendon
Future Ford of Clovis