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yah but surely he's emailing it to himself or just between him and his wife?

kinder, Monday, 18 March 2019 09:30 (ten months ago) link

Yeah I assume so

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Monday, 18 March 2019 13:49 (ten months ago) link

Or at least thatโ€™s what he was trying to do

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Monday, 18 March 2019 13:49 (ten months ago) link

I keep getting mails directed to a n@th@lie c. Same exact name. Lol

nathom, Monday, 18 March 2019 14:48 (ten months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BuUvkje.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 30 March 2019 03:59 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/1uLdHoog.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:00 (nine months ago) link

killed that shit

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 1 April 2019 14:25 (nine months ago) link

Home safe and sound and minds trying to sort thru all that we were able to see and do.

We so enjoyed our visits with you - and loved the Church Service.

FYI - your e-mails in response to ours went directly to our spam folder (we never know and rarely check same) - hence the continued e-mails to you from us regarding getting together last week.

Most of our vacations have centered around S and Central America so this was a totally new culture and country to us - we loved the experience.

Getting to know several thru guides and friends that were native to India gave us such insight as to the people there.

Ours is, indeed, a beautifully created world.

Stay well.

One never knows when our paths will cross again.

Blessings, Carl.

Joyce & John

Clay, Saturday, 13 April 2019 04:04 (nine months ago) link

Southwest Airlines
Manage Flight | Flight Status | My Account

Hi Leah,

We're looking forward to flying together! It can't come soon enough. Below you'll find your itinerary, important travel information, and trip receipt. See you onboard soon! April 12 - April 15
ATL-SAT

Atlanta to San Antonio

alomar lines, Saturday, 13 April 2019 04:54 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

Hello Mr. Bodick:

Thank you for taking the time to share your recent experience at McDonald's located at Lower Burrell. As the Franchise Owner of this restaurant, I hope you will accept my apology for your dissatisfaction during your recent visit.

We know that 100% customer satisfaction is not possible when your food order is not completely accurate. Although our crew is trained to double-check orders, I will be certain to follow-up with them again to make sure everyone understands our procedures for ensuring accurate orders.

Again, , I appreciate you bringing this matter to my attention as customer feedback helps me to know about areas of my operations that may need improving. Thank you again for contacting McDonald's.

Delmer Sh*****
McDonald's Customer Service Representative
Mcdonalds

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 27 June 2019 14:50 (six months ago) link

three months pass...

Canโ€™t wait for this dominoโ€™s delivery

calstars, Sunday, 13 October 2019 23:03 (three months ago) link

Apparently my name is Tent and I live in Alabama

calstars, Sunday, 13 October 2019 23:05 (three months ago) link

Dang, enjoy your stay at the Ft Lauderdale Ritz-Carlton, $1700 for Tues - Sat.

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 14:41 (three months ago) link

four weeks pass...

I've recently had my "tyres" changed in Perth, apparently

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 03:36 (two months ago) link

yeah that's how we spell it because they are not things which make you sleepy

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 03:58 (two months ago) link

Perth Aus or Perth Sco?

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 04:05 (two months ago) link

four weeks pass...

Pollo Tropical
Citrus-Marinated Chicken

1 x 1/2 Fire Grilled Chicken - With 2 Sides (1 x $7.99) = $7.99
***EXTRA BURNT
1 x White Meat Only (Additional Charge)
(1 x $0.85) = $0.85
1 x French Fries
1 x French Fries

white meat, extra burnt!

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:09 (one month ago) link

Ok y'all, this one's a doozy.

MasterArchfiend replied to your comment on Love for Spinel:
You wrote:

Ah... where do I start on this beauty?! I was immediately drawn in by the promise of weight gain, and I can confidently assure you that I was not let down and my bean was most certainly flicked! This has to be the most intriguing story I've read in my many years. Through all of the essays and stories I've read from my students, I've never been quite as impressed as I am now. In this short but sweet message, I will let you know a few things I love about this Shakespearean level of literature.

First of all, I love how you meticulously built up to the climax. You went at a pace not quite slow enough to leave the reader yawning, but not quite fast enough to leave the reader confused and unsure of what was occurring. The story was timed at a perfect pace, and once things started getting good, things started getting GOOD!!! If you look back to paragraph 13 where the text exclaims, "Having not eaten before, she wasn't quite sure how to describe it. All she could say for certain was that she wanted more.", this is a clear example of foreshadowing. Spinel had just had her first morsel of food, and she wants MORE! She won't stop until she gets more! The reader knows that the rising action is now taking place, and they anxiously begin to edge their way to their seat in anticipation of what occurs next!

Secondly, the use of details and imagery was, with lack of a better word, extremely sexually arousing. I loved how you were able to gracefully describe the gradual growth of Spinel's belly. The idea of her slowly taking up more and more of Yellow's lap is so hot, and the idea of our precious little bean Spinel being filled to the brim with pastries... I'm honestly getting turned on writing this. I love the detail you added in about her clothes stretching out and ripping -- it just makes everything much more realistic (and sexy)! "Spinel spent more and more time resting on Yellow's lap instead of her bed while Blue and White took turns replenishing her tray while providing soothing rubs when she became too full." (paragraph 24.) The only complaint I have is that I wish you'd give more detail as to what Spinel's belly and folds felt like when the Diamonds were rubbing it! And this whole story wraps up in such an elegant way that I'm genuinely left begging for more! A sequel, perhaps?

Lastly, I love the way you wrapped this up. Yellow and Blue are obviously having doubts of their actions after they see how big Spinel has gotten, and they even consider amongst themselves to maybe lay off a bit on the snacks. However, White quickly dismissed whatever ideas they were conjuring up, leaving so much to the reader's imagination about what happened after this story ended. Did Spinel gain more and more girth until she finally popped? Did the Diamonds decide to stop feeding Spinel until she returned to her normal size? How many more belly rubs was she given? Was Spinel ever given new clothes or did she just sit there butt naked? It's all up to the reader to decide! "As they quietly thought about what they have done to their lover in the name of her happiness, the sound of heels brought their attention to White who held out a very large tray of pastries in one hand and one she had clearly been snacking on in the other. "I don't think we've gone far enough." (paragraph 28, a.k.a. the last paragraph.) My eager, horny mind is racing as to all the different things that could happen!

Furthermore, that was only a few things that I loved about this story! I would've written more, but I only have a 45-minute break before my next class of students come in! I'm debating showing them this to let them know how well imagery can work in your favor if used correctly. I implore you to write a second chapter! This was a ride from beginning to end, and I'm so so so excited for your upcoming stories!

Love from Wisconsin,
Mrs. Jordan M.

MasterArchfiend responded:

I want to apologize for not replying in a timely manner and thank you for the thorough compliment. I admit that I was not expecting something so in-depth, but I am pleased to find that you enjoyed it.

There is a sequel in the works and I will take this into account as I work on it.

As for sharing this work, I have no objections. It means more ideas and opinions to help me improve my writing.

With many thanks coincidentally also from Wisconsin,

Krys W. The one and only MasterArchfiend.

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:27 (one month ago) link

i think you need to make a trip to wisconsin

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:59 (one month ago) link

What a world

Fetchboy, Monday, 16 December 2019 17:12 (one month ago) link

i think you need to make a trip to wisconsin

...

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 16 December 2019 18:33 (one month ago) link

I think you need to legally change your name.

pplains, Monday, 16 December 2019 18:42 (one month ago) link

or start a new life in wisconsin!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 December 2019 19:02 (one month ago) link

I already did that, 35 years ago

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 16 December 2019 19:06 (one month ago) link

start a newer, weirder one

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 December 2019 19:13 (one month ago) link

Query: Good morning!

I'm working on a story for XXXX called, "Everything You Need To Know About Vaginal Taste."

I'm looking for sex educators, ob/gyn's, and vulva-owner experts who can speak to what changes the taste of the vagina, what tastes are normal/abnormal, and when a change in taste is cause for concern. Is that you? Wonderful! I'd love to interview you :). Please see my questions below.

1. I'd love to start by asking an expert speak to the fact that vaginal tastes vary and that there's no one "right" vaginal taste!
2. Anything you'd like to say to folks who are trying to "improve" the taste of their vaginas?
3. Is there anything you can do to change the tase? Does water or alcohol change the taste? How about fruits and veggies? Going vegan? Etc?
4. What do things like washes/douches/etc do to the taste? (Why can these things cause infection and therefore effect taste?)
5. What should folks actually do to was their vulvas? Can you wash the actual vagina?
6. Is vaginal taste every an indication it's time to see a doctor?
7. If you have a partner who doesn't like the way you taste and says that, what would your advise be?

Requirements:
sex educator, ob/gyn, vulva-owner expert


... poll?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 December 2019 18:11 (four weeks ago) link


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