When the seagulls drop the squirrels SPFL 2018/2019

I make it 9 seconds from "they're no going anywhere" to the ball hitting the net.

"They're not going anywhere really, it's been mostly in their own half of the pitch..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/X3KKgLTTjO

— Celtic FC Fans & News 🍀 (@Celtic1888News) March 16, 2019

Team full of wingers and full backs today. I count 6 of them.

I can't remember how I felt about Lennie's management towards the end of his last period with us but I'm having serious doubts now.

Anyone who's seen Timothy Weah play for five minutes then picks Mikey Johnson ahead of him needs to be questioned.

If Rangers were actually any good we might be in trouble tbh.

I make it 9 seconds from "they're no going anywhere" to the ball hitting the net.

"They're not going anywhere really, it's been mostly in their own half of the pitch..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/X3KKgLTTjO
— Celtic FC Fans & News 🍀 (@Celtic1888News) March 16, 2019
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, March 17, 2019 2:03 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

classic mcgregor sweeper keeper failure.

i don't really fancy lennon back permanently. he's a total stick-on if he manages the treble

Give him his cans and a job, don't worry too much about that other thing.

https://twitter.com/the_queens_11/status/1108098874038722560?s=09

https://twitter.com/the_queens_11/status/1108098874038722560

Tweet embed not working hmm

private account

Must have gone private after the video going viral. Story here

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/paisley-flats-siege-man-tells-14160527

During a stand off he allegedly shouted a list of demands at police saying: "I want a bag of cans, I want Brendan Rodgers back, I want a job."

hope he's been sectioned

Nah, he left to manage Leicester City, didn't you hear?

Eck oot

A new low, I think.

Not resigned yet.

was a useless haddy at rangers when he was up to his knees in EBTs.

the definition of yisterday's man. total job's for the boys appointment. poor man's WGS when we needed something better than WGS had to offer.

(xp) I was thinking only suicide would suffice tbh.

I try not to be too deems about wanting managers out but I would have sacked him at half time.

tbh I would have sacked him at any point in his tenure as he's been fucking brutal at all times and any results we got were not of his doing.

When I find myself feeling low I externally moan about brexit and we're all going to die, but really it's Lennon's Celtic and McLeish's Scotland that are getting me down.

For all he's a sneaky self-serving snake, at least Brendan's teams were mostly fun to watch while the world burned.

Gave up on Scotland some time ago tbh.

I always say I have but I don't really mean it. This is as disengaged as I've ever been with the national team.

From WGS saying we were genetically unable to compete (years after taking the job and even more years after being a wee tiny guy who scored against West Germany in a World Cup) to the shit show that was Eck's appointment to the all time low of Kazakhstan I think I'm maybe finally done with them.

i think i cared a bit about the scotland national team up until 2007, when we lost to italy in the playoff for euro 2008.

living in glasgow the teuchter army invasion for the games at hampden can be a bit annoying

Mcleish out according to reports

Well the record

Championship rather than Premiership, but currently half-watching the Dunfermline-Ayr United game on BBC Scotland - Ayr's pink away strip is HIDEOUS

you may have missed that particular kit launch

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ayr-uniteds-new-kit-suddenly-12383308

"Good socialist paper, The Mirror"

Stevie unpacking metaphors

📺 WATCH: Steven Gerrard bats away claims #CelticFC Park will be a 'lions den' on Sunday 👀 🦁#RangersFC #OldFirm pic.twitter.com/XoJ4vJqNyf

— PLZ Soccer (@PLZSoccer) March 29, 2019

It's like Lenny never left, pure madness.

3 Celtic fans stabbed in and around the strathduie apparently.

If the referee hadn't shat it, Brown would have got three Rangers players sent off, that would have to be some sort of record.

Brown hit in three separate off the ball incidents (one of them off the game) and he's named by Andy Walker at the end as someone who could face action afterwards. For smiling and celebrating presumably.

Rangers are garbage. We were almost as bad for 20 minutes.

Edouard's best game in a while and when you add his two last minute winners in the past few weeks he's carried us over the line.

Yes, I'll admit I have altered my initial opinion of Edouard as fat, lazy and profligate. Shocking performance in the second half, thought they had the game won.

had a dream my da and i were hanging out with el búfalo. he was very nice tae

Slow and ponderous tonight yet again. I'm hoping performances and not just results are being watched in considering the caretaker's future.

Here's my new favourite twitter account to follow follow

https://twitter.com/gerstv_clips

Eck's oot

SFA in doing the right thing shockah.

I'd hold that thought until you find out who's replacing him

Nightmare visions of Malky Mckay as caretaker in the upcoming double header and beating Belgium and getting the job.

it'll be strachan back or something equally barmy.

He's too wee.

Can't imagine why anyone would want the job, though I suppose there are plenty of shite unemployed managers out there.

With the treble in the bag (aye, right) I will be focussing on St Mirren's attempts to avoid relegation having been odds on for the drop for most the season.

There's only one King Billy. Rest in peace.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41685748

RIP Caesar ;_;

;_;

Stevie Chalmers :(

http://www.celticfc.net/news/16090

ffs they're all dying off now. RIP Stevie ;_;

;_;

Worst pitch in the league survives another season. Congratulations to Hamilton and all their supporter.