Now the joooooy of my woooorld is in ZIIIIION — thread for Zion Williamson

how soon until we hear rumors of juice?

If he decides to juice he’ll just jump over the rim for fun

since he's a basketball player i'm guessing never?

its more likely hes a god tbh not sure if they can test for that

he's just a huge bouncy kid with a decent feel for the game, it's actually refreshing

I keep thinking one of these days his damn tibia is going to do what his shoe did

I mean his name is Zion.... the kingdom of heaven

he has an amazing feel for the game tbh, like hes a str8 baller, wld be good even if he wasnt the most freakish athlete ever

Hopefully his bones and ligaments are built like lebrons

hes mega burly so thats good

no assists tonight. he's learning

I have one word folks...

“zion”

this is a very good thread about our future warrior emperor zion "zion" williamson

He’s going to the warriors????

hahah that could never happen

*may 14, 2019*

adam silver: and the number one selection goes in the 2019 nba draft goes to
*opens envelope*
the gold--
*closes envelope*
there must be some sort of mist--

pricewaterhousecoopers chairman robert moritz: there is no error, mr. silver

i havent seen someone this big move this well since shaq, and even college shaq seemed like he had room to grow *physically* like zion could still get BIGGER and he's already enormous

Zion with an absolute dime on the fastball bounce pass to Tre Jones pic.twitter.com/IyyfQ29NqO

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 17, 2019

Siccck pass

he is christ

i let out a really embarrassing yelp when i was watching the game and he made that pass

nice

I should not say this in a public forum but of my many gorgeous sons he is my favorite

congratulations to zion for single handedly winning the acc championship and receiving the trophy awarded just to him not the team which is unprecedented

kinda regret no longer caring about college hoops

lol imagine him playing four years as in days of yore

our big beautiful son

― lag∞n, Friday, March 15, 2019 11:02 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh excuse me

his last name isn't lag∞nson

it's williamson

don't try to take this away from me

we all just want whats best for zion

can i just say that i think its cute that you non-dads all want zion to be your son but friends he already has a dad

im his dad

don't you dare tell me who is and is not my son

otm

we are taking this shit to maury

really when you think about it aren't we all fathers and aren't we all sons?

not of each other!!!!!!!!!!

I've heard that success has a thousand fathers, but failure is an orphan. zion is a huge success and therefore it stands to reason that he could have a much larger number of fathers.

he has many fathers of which i am one

i just made dinner for zion because he is a member of my family

yes yes he has a real dad and it isn't me but i just... i just want him to be ok and safe is that SO WRONG

Everything he does is a highlight

OK THEN, ZION! 😳#MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/JINUjeCjze

— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 23, 2019

jesus

btw, ja morant yesterday!!

ive begun to think of the tourney as "who would i like to see zion dunk on"

tacko obv

yeah

one concern I have about drafting Zion Williamson is he might accidentally jump into orbit someday pic.twitter.com/oxJGQsA3lT

— Kevin O'Connor (@KevinOConnorNBA) March 30, 2019

agreed

I’d really like to see Zion wind up with the Hawks because he and Trae Young would be a delightful combination.

— Paul Flannery (@Pflanns) March 30, 2019

Against Virginia Tech he's playing like he's not very interested in playing unless he sees a chance to add to his highlight reel. Otherwise he's just marking time out there. nagl, imo.

idk since i turned this on he's had a sick block on a play where the guy thought he beat him as well as a sweet drive and layup

yup. sick blocks go into the highlight reel. sweet drives, too. he probably had about 8 or 9 really excellent plays in this game to add to his collection. it's not like he played badly. he didn't. he played more like he knew he could turn on the jets if he had to and instantly make up the difference between being fully engaged and a bit lackadaisical.

dude you are so wrong. I haven’t seen a player with zion’s motor in a long time