American things

yeah ive done that its grand

no argument against the noble kumara, just seems less than "legit" as a nostalgic taste of the auld motherland

i have the privilege of not living (or cooking) in the aul wan tbf

Potatoes were a new world import btw

Before potatoes came to Ireland, the Irish mostly just ate leprechauns iirc

That's why there are so few leprechauns about, nowadays

Last month I was driving to work and was in a queue behind a traffic light, left the 'keep clear' box in front of me empty, the car behind me drove around my car into the space! I was livid to the point of considering beeping my horn.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, March 11, 2019 12:02 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Honestly don't know if this is sarcasm or not

Anyway, we honk like migrating geese

North American things.

gas stations with wide selection of beer

love this fuckin country

Potatoes were a new world import btw

― Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 March 2019 03:05 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Before potatoes came to Ireland, the Irish mostly just ate leprechauns iirc

― Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 March 2019 03:08 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some one-two, this

one-potato two-potato three-potato four

waiting in line for the Starbucks bathroom for like a good 20 minutes

bathroom

^^

*shites in the loo*

gas stations with wide selection of beer

love this fuckin country

― alomar lines, Thursday, March 14, 2019 10:23 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is something that has thrilled me

whats american abt bathroom

Maybe they've got beer in them.

Using bathroom to mean the lavatory as opposed to the room you bathe in is what’s being referred to there

calumy (rip van wanko) at 3:18 15 Mar 19

Last month I was driving to work and was in a queue behind a traffic light, left the 'keep clear' box in front of me empty, the car behind me drove around my car into the space! I was livid to the point of considering beeping my horn.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, March 11, 2019 12:02 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Honestly don't know if this is sarcasm or not

gas stations with wide selection of beer

love this fuckin country

― alomar lines, Thursday, March 14, 2019 10:23 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is something that has thrilled me

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 17 March 2019 6:22 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Varies by state, the fucking palava you have to go through to buy a six pack of beer and a bag of chips in Pennsylvania was another infuriating and very American.

Fun fact, the literal meaning of "lavatory" is also "a room for washing", they are equivalent. At least Australians use "dunny" which derives from a word meaning "dung house".

tbh I don't know anyone who says "lavatory" either, it's toilets/loos/bogs afaik

bathroom

Using bathroom to mean the lavatory as opposed to the room you bathe in is what’s being referred to there

yeah but “toilet” means the room you dress or wash in, it’s modern polite euphemisms replacing now-seen-as-coarse-euphemisms all the way down

i'm reading harry potter to my kids and they keep saying "bathroom". now, jk rowling's english, and these kids are clearly intended to be english (king's cross station etc) - so what gives? has the editor americanized these words because of the larger american market for these books? or is there an actual american edition?? (struggling to think of what else might have been changed in this case, presumably a few passing references to graham crackers and rodeos)

restroom

Using bathroom to mean the lavatory as opposed to the room you bathe in

"Lavatory" is derived from, let's see, "lavatorium," and from "lavare," which means to wash or bathe.

Is there an "oh let's laugh at the stupid Americans" point that I am missing here?

"Hunsecker... to the lavatorium - at once!!"

I know the etymology of lavatory duh. I was just clarifying why ppl were mentioning bathroom itt because deems asked “what’s American about bathroom”. Outside of the us it’s less common to use “bathroom” for a room that only contains a toilet and sink (ie no bath or shower). That’s what ppl are saying is American.

Restroom is also used a lot, and as far as I know not many people retreat to the dunghouse to rest

I believe that would be an ecumenical matter, for resolution on a “shitting at work” thread

restrooms are public bathrooms

is there an actual american edition??

yes-- pudding becomes dessert etc. (and obv philosopher becomes sorcerer).

read an article once about the process and they talked about leaving in colloquialisms where they could be understood from context and added that vital tone of twee exotica: the example i remember was someone saying "she got a bit shirty with me".

[80 degrees or higher]

you kids wanna shaved ice??

Dudes going to work wearing business casual and their fave baseball team’s cap.

In USA the toilet water is very very high - I can only assume this is done deliberately, to accomodate the monster shits done by its people.

— nina oyama (@ninaoyama) May 29, 2019

smiling

I take big shits and I cannot lie

This classic in the comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7qn75k/poop_knife_from_reddit/

not clicking on that url.

wise move, I am full of regret

Masseuse rhymes with moose
Entrée = main course
"with au jus"

the wursthaus in harvard square famously (to my dad) used to serve "chili con carne - mit beans"

Entrée did confuse me the first time I saw it

It confused me too – but I was an American in Australia.

Entrée still infuriates me every time

Minutes after reading that post I also heard an American refer to “dipping a sandwich in au jus”

what does masseuse rhyme with in the old empire?

hers