trenchant social commentary 2

tbc this particular admissions scandal is uniquely hilarious for the criminal ineptitude at work

― Simon H., Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:20 (thirty-four minutes ago) Permalink

Yeah, my other take on this is lighten up because this is funny as fuck and people enjoy watching rich people trainwrecks

I mean
https://nypost.com/2019/03/13/son-defends-parents-caught-in-college-admissions-scandal-while-smoking-blunt/?utm_source=facebook_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site+buttons&utm_campaign=site+buttons

definitely had to confirm that was not the Onion. wow.

The toker, who sports a ponytail and raps under the name “Billa,” then shamelessly plugged his music. “Check out my CD, ‘Cheese and Crackers,’ ” he said of his 2018 five-track rec­ord that includes a song titled “If I Lost My Money.”

this thread is it's own annoying trenchant social commentary

its

gah

now that's a spicy take

"small minds discuss people
medium minds discuss events
great minds roll their eyes at how dumb everyone else is"

restore 'rollin my damn eyes' plz u bastards

this thread is it's own annoying trenchant social commentary

― brimstead, Thursday, March 14, 2019 11:12 AM (yesterday)

it's like the hotel california

such a lovey place... if you're part of the white patriarchy

Everyone these days is trying to be a “content creator” because they’re not “content” with worshipping the “creator”

— toronto citizen (official parody) (@guydebort) March 22, 2019

Love 2 worship the creator tbh

https://dionisopunk.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/appy-road.jpg

some bad driving there

in the sense that they failed to run over those cunts yes

time was a beatle would leap out of your way in the street

I don't know what Charlie Manson is doing there, in his prison gear too.

Why is the steering wheel on the left

why has the pedestrian crossing disappeared

wow that cartoon is ... true to its title! sorry mark parisi, no good

The pedestrian crossing has disappeared because the mobile generation are too busy looking at phones to find the correct place to cross.
The Beatles are all going in different directions because despite the interconnectedness of the mobile and social media generation we have lost that true human connection that pulls us together.
The steering wheel is on the left as it represents the real Paul McCartney (a left handed Beatle) who was dead by the time this picture was taken.

That last one would explain why John is left-handed in the pic.

the steering wheel on the left is why the driver has lost control. he's not used to it, it's a rental and there was a mix-up somewhere about the wheel, now he's already left the lot and he's checking the console for the receipt and BAM! paul is dead

too bad he didn't miss him miss him miss him.

I guess this can go here but it's more of a powerful liberal memes kind of thing

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56219898_3172118326132457_45453565879123968_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=debf4816997dcf75c357e6be2a4c5de5&oe=5D506E2B

Like I don't know who this guy is, but he can't really be that stupid can he?

oh, lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Klain

not sure I get you, don't really understand what's wrong with that statement

Closing the border to legal goods is much easier than closing it to humans coming over which is obvious to any child.

firm but fair

Also if anything he's kind of making Trump's point for him

not sure I get you, don't really understand what's wrong with that statement

― Dan S, Tuesday, April 2, 2019 12:07 AM (ten hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Because closing the border to LEGAL traffic and trying to stop illegal immigration are obviously two different things? The wall (as bad an idea as it is) is not designed to "close the border," it's designed to prevent people from making unauthorized crossings. Close the border means close the legal crossings.

I feel like this is a common tactic -- deliberately misconstruing what the other side is saying rather than arguing against it. It's great for the echo chamber but does nothing to convince anyone.

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/62417591_2837525096259031_3631009375453184000_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnG2WO1H-dArFV3taPPPz8K-SIy7TX1JoRHMObpM61wzKGX5ZhrVNM9eDMgTIECHsI&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=b6a83244434070e7f242df6b988384e5&oe=5D8B5049

from Henry David Thoreau's facebook wall

shamelessly plagiarized from tyler durden

Good thing I don't drive to work on the G4 Beijing-Hong Kong-Macau Expressway.

jesus no youd be nuts going via hong kong that time of the morning

Like, some animals spend all fucking day grazing just so they can have the energy to keep grazing, it's really not some grand irony that we have to work to have a place to live that we aren't in while we are working.

we post to a message board all day to avoid work that doesnt need to get done for people that cant tell and dont care whether it gets done so we can afford to pay the data charges to complain about our co-workers on a message board

just think we could be not doing anything all day and sleeping on a pile of dirt

I am actually weighing this option

It has a degree of appeal atm

No worries, we're going to make excellent use of that underground retirement home we're all working towards.

so weird that we spend money on food when we know we're just gonna get hungry again a few hours later

We put clothes on, only in order to take them off again a few hours later. Nudism is much more economical. (Mind. Blown.)

Going back to that traffic jam photo, most of those drivers are coming back from vacation. Should've just stayed at home if they knew they were going to go back to work anyway.

^ In a way, I'm not being sarcastic!

If they lived in their cars, they would have been home by now

there's nothing remotely as disturbing as the thing in stranger things but ymmv as i am a 35 year old man who is still mortified by some of the scenes in the thing and find it legitimately hard to watch

― VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 1:18 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kids today will have inevitably seen worse on network tv and YouTube.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 1:21 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's worse in the white house

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, June 26, 2019 1:24 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

most of the country cares about their phones, period.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, July 16, 2019 7:45 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink