why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

way too good for this thread

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29425090_10204205701820788_3537140485787222016_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=95b050fdbd13702f1e638e6a4bf07530&oe=5D09ECCD

An oldie, but still being shared by taking a picture of the computer screen in 2019, apparently.

http://i.imgur.com/OBPnBSf.jpg

trenchant

How does me not being an asshole help those people have a good time?

*sighs, goes back to being asshole*

My mother-in-law posted that not two days after posting another one calling Islam "a cancer that has to be removed from the world." (Which she posted the day before the NZ shooting.) She's so clueless.

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*drops mug*

i get creeped out when people look out for me more than 5000%

https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/this-morning-i-used-redbull-instead-of-water-to-make-my-coffee-after-15-minutes-on-a-highway-i-realized-i-left-my-car-at-home.jpg

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i wish i was dead

Noted English nationalist George Bernard Shaw.

Would bet a sizeable sum that none of the cunts sharing that shite are familiar with the work of Shakespeare Milton or GBS

Good parody
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314464814472888320/564218477133430794/image0.jpg

thanks for the dn

you are not welcome!

https://i.imgur.com/pYp6s7p.jpg

for instance, it could be The Joker

President Earthworm Jim

lol tracer

"He tells Parisians he shares their pain - IN FRENCH" - so he shares their bread, then?

lol!

MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 WAR 👏 CRIMINALS 👏

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lol, this is going to be a trainwreck
https://techcrunch.com/2019/04/30/facebook-dating-secret-crush/

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At least two of these girls are clearly making a number of non-positive judgements.

that meme is the equivalent of the now-defunct ilx TITTWIS posts. you love being around positive people? how very nice for you. tell me more.

I love being around gram-positive bacteria.

I love being around HIV-positive people.

I love being around positive battery terminals.

proton pals

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jesus

actually i'd like to go on record as not ever knowing what the fuck i'm doing, thx

off the top of my head I cannot think of a single person who knows exactly what the fuck they are doing

i could elaborate on this story but i'm not gonna but i mean imagine liking this

stop being so fucking forgiving xp

the quality of mercy knows exactly what the fuck it is doing

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64440121_1288828511279087_1428083575177084928_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_oc=AQlQOwgp0QHXT9PiSpKdXvR3Z4WsfsdDeEodsk4XTSmBubmEHLnokZAxxyj0r-cJLyw&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=58a6b27492c24700ee1e383b5eeedf27&oe=5D7E00FA

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relationships/if-you-cant-handle-me-at-my-worst-you-dont-deserve-me-at-my-best-declares-sociopath-20181214180601

Ok, I'll think about single use plastics if you think about the two transatlantic holidays you take each year.

The FaceApp hysteria is the dumbest freakout in recent memory.

Based little in fact, shared by 90% of my friends

the funny part is people are posting it on Facebook which has years and years of pictures, records of what you did and where you went

bUt ItS RuSsIaN

"If you don’t know what’s going on, Face App is a Russian app that has been proven to turn on your camera when you aren’t using it as well as go through your pictures. Because it is an app that you download through an App Store they will be able to match that data with your personal information. The face scanning nature of the app probably also means they are trying to start tracking Americans if they enter the country."

This is an intelligent person who is so incredibly on point on a wide variety of sociopolitical topics and then they write this Weekly World News fodder

unfriend
delete facebook

Nuke from space to be safe

Also Cats sucks

^ this is a pretty much perfect final message. do it!

It's 2019, we're all gullible idiots now. And that's OK.

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