Ha, I like "remembers talking point in mid-sentence" -- doing this for Palin would get you messed up for sure.
― nabisco, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link
e.g., her bailout answer, which with light-bulb noises kinda goes:
But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping BING oh, it's got to be all about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and BING reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and BING trade -- we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today. We've, we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation.
― nabisco, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh and MOOSE, those are a big problem facing a lot of the Americans I talk to, and, you know, SNOW-MACHINES, we have to ask ourselves are our snowmachines affordable
― nabisco, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link
has the person who wrote that drinking game actually had fun drinking, ever? complicated rules don't work. stupid shit that can't actually be done, or that would get you slapped doesn't work. the only thing that works is drinking. focus people
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
"folks" - drink"ahmadinejad" - drink"surge" - drink"700" - drink"aisle" - drinkanecdote about regular person met on campaign trail - three drinks
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2008/10/scoring_the_debate_1.cfm
― caek, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
"trickle" - drinkpalin thanks ifill for asking the question (thanks elmo!) - drinkpalin uses lack of "another 9/11" as evidence that republicans have been good for national security - drinkbiden praises mccain's military service - three drinks
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe this is getting too complicated - scratch above and replace with
"trickle" - drink"another 9/11" - drink"served" - drink
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"the" - drink
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone know who the two dopes were on Lou Dobbs' show claiming Palin will win (or SHOCK FOLKS with her performance at) the debate?
― David R., Friday, 3 October 2008 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link
i think im gonna stick with:palin thanks ifill for asking the question (thanks elmo!) - drinkpalin remembers talking point in mid-sentence - drinkbiden audibly laughs at palin - drinkscranton - drink (this one really just to make sure i dont come out of the debate sober)
― Fetchboy, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I think The Best Political Team On TV And Hey Don't Forget Assholes already started playing the drinking game!
― David R., Friday, 3 October 2008 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
ooh, i also likeevery time Palin starts a sentence with "Ya know"
― Fetchboy, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Will Palin bring her guitar?
http://www.proteinpower.com/drmike/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/deliverance.JPG
― Pillbox, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Haley Barbour pre-debate chat with KCouric: "Obama is clearly articulate and well-spoken..." no less than 4 times. Dear lord.
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Well, I have my Blue Peters pre-rolled, bringing new meaning to fired up and ready to go...
― jane hussein lane (suzy), Friday, 3 October 2008 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
In 1982, Barbour was the Republican candidate for United States Senate but lost to incumbent Democrat John C. Stennis.[4]
During this failed bid for Senator a controversy arose at a campaigning stump. According to The New York Times, in the presence of the press an aide was complaining to Barbour that "coons" were going to be at a campaign stop at the state fair. Barbour warned the aide, in front of reporters, that if the aide persisted in racist remarks, he would be "reincarnated as a watermelon and placed at the mercy of blacks."[5]
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let's do this
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Brokaw notes Palin's "puckish sense of humor."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"can I call you Joe?"
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
"can I call you joe?" drink!
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
very thankful
― stet, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
"Can I call you Joe?"
!!!!!!!
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah, biden gets in the first thank you
― i've got a bracelet too (jessie monster), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
this is all very chummy so far
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Biden didn't insist on "Mr. Biden"
+1
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
all she has to do is get out a complete sentence here to exceed expectations, right?
― stet, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
No, call me Herr Oberkommander Biden
― Drew Daniel, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
nice solid, steady answer from joe here
actually... stringing sentences together
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
"privilege"
dook dook dook
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
SOCCER.
DRINK.
BETCHA.
― i've got a bracelet too (jessie monster), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
is thu economy a smiley face or a frowny face?
― stet, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'll BETcha"
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
SOCCER GAME
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
That voice! Cheese-grater on expanded polystyrene!
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
she's doing the obama thing of looking at the camera!
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
welcome to hell! :-D
― Mackro Mackro, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
deer headlights
lol she's staring straight ahead making sure she remembers every word
do we have to drink everytime she mentions sports?
― Drew Daniel, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
even suspending his campaign!
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
CNN's EKG tonight is BATTLE OF THE SEXES.
― i've got a bracelet too (jessie monster), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link
RESOUNDING BAROMETER
― Oh my god pink flamingoes (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link
WINK!
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
goddamn those American workers rock, don't they?
― stet, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
she winked!
DON'T SAY NO SHIT ABOUT JOHN MCCAIN AND THE FUNDAMENTALS. SARAH GONNA GET YOU.
― i've got a bracelet too (jessie monster), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
O NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE
― rogermexico., Friday, 3 October 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
"out of touch" is a lolold zinger
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
oh my god she winked
TEAM OF MAVERICKS
― Drew Daniel, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link