star wars 9 grim resignation thread

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damn, Kylo Ren is going to look at the Vader helmet

finally

Number None, Friday, 8 March 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link

phrasing

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 8 March 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Star Wars Twitter is abuzz with what appears to be a reliable leak of the Episode IX title, just two weeks before the panel for the movie at Star Wars Celebration.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

All I can find is 'Skywalkers'.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 March 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link

The Milk of Human Kindness

The wettest sandwich you ever ate, guaranteed! (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

It's not Grim Resignation?

jmm, Friday, 29 March 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link

that would be lame, so probably correct

silverfish, Friday, 29 March 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link

though I would hope it means that there will be a character named "Will"

silverfish, Friday, 29 March 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

I was actually going to jokingly suggest Journal of the Whills so I sort of almost guessed one of the words, kind of.

The wettest sandwich you ever ate, guaranteed! (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

Fitting title, probably a very good time to write a will for this tedious series

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

Awesome cast!

L-R

Snoke, GNK power droid, Maz, Salacious Crumb, Chewbacca, Wicket

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

Star Wars X: The Force of the Jedis
Star Wars XI: The Death Star of the Force
Star Wars XII: The Force Returns and Also the Empire Returns

Sorry for spoilers.

The wettest sandwich you ever ate, guaranteed! (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link

Birth Of A Jedi

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link

i hope there's a jedi named will in this one

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link

title is kinda.................fascisty

Simon H., Friday, 29 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

triumph of the will of the force

mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link

yes this is what i was getting at iirc

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

Mein Kylo

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 29 March 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

wtf.. that title?

i got *chills* tho dunno about anyone else.

piscesx, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

terible title, looks cool otherwise

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link

Again with the Skywalkers

jmm, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link

i'm on board for this one. good to see Lando, curious to see how they're going to handle the Carrie Fisher stuff, still a bummer that there won't be old Wedge in this series.

omar little, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link

starwa.rs/adzYW5DZoWs

blokes you can't rust (sic), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link

I ALWAYS GET EXCITED FOR THE TRAILERS

im glad they brought back billy dee...not super-thrilled about the title or that palpatine-esque laugh at the end. seems like jj is gonna be back to his shenanigans.

to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

Rise of the anything should have been retired as an SF/Fantasy title a long time ago

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

they're trying to keep that R of the BLANK naming convention i guess, but it's super corny

to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link

w00t

the late great, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

have the SW titles ever been polled?

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

that was a good trailer

the late great, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

Damn, I was hoping I could come back for some belated Will of the Force clowning. Because if no one forces you to watch it, will you? Rise of the Skywalkers is such a bland kind of bad title.

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

*Palpatine laugh*

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

jmm, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

That being said, yes the trailer has me mildly interested against every ounce of my better judgement.

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

Rise of the Skywalkers is such a bland kind of bad title.

imo most of the SW series movie titles are "bad", we're just used to them.

omar little, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

Return of the Tuppence

calstars, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link

Again with the Skywalkers

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don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

if JJ undoes Rian's legwork to make the Force actually make sense as a unity in duality and is just like "actually the light side is good and wins" I will be fanmad

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

w00t

― the late great, Friday, April 12, 2019 12:52 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link

apparently ian mcdiarmid actually took the stage at the convention immediately following the laughs at the end of the trailer and said "roll it again" in the ominous voice

mh, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link

ian mcdiarmid was 39 when he played the emperor, mind-blowing

to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

oh god the trailer SUUUUUUUUCKS

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link

I mean whatever, it doesn't suck, there's just nothing compelling about this raft of movies. I can't stand Daisy Ridley's one-note acting. I can't stand JJ Abrams obsession with long shots of people breathing heavily. I can't stand the fan service stuff. This looks like an entertaining movie but not a good movie.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

i got no chills

xp tbf, what other notes has daisy ridley been given to play

mookieproof, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

ridley is good.

akm, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link

though I think the character they gave to Felicity Jones in Rogue One was more interesting.

akm, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

looks like shit, bad title. I know people shit on the last one a lot because of the wonky plot but at least it had some visual flair.

Simon H., Friday, 12 April 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

yes I think what she brings to the role (and what Driver is able to do with his as well) are what make the new series worth seeing.

omar little, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link


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