Literary Clusterfucks 2013

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sry

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

it was a subtle wording. in a YA novel, it would need to be followed by "he said, sarcastically"

mh, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

does anyone here know much about what the cultural revolution was like in china? was the vibe similar? obviously the stakes were extremely different

― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, March 5, 2019 12:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would like this treesh quote bronzed and mounted on a plaque

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

not really relevant to the discussion, but I keep wanting to point out that Goodreads is owned by Amazon

rob, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

Good reads is useless to me and I didn't even know that

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

I like getting goodreads connection requests as a kind of low level stream of validation but never look at the site anymore

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link

are we not enough low level validation for you, treesh!?

moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:18 (five years ago) link

lol if neglected my Goodreads account for a few years and when I checked back in there were a thousand connection requests

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:24 (five years ago) link

must have been a great feeling

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

I'm writing a YA novel about a guy who got a thousand Goodreads connection requests because that's the only experience I can authentically imagine.

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:29 (five years ago) link

:D

imago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

that grin was intended for a soccer thread lol. inadvertent ascii emojis are the only form of valid expression

imago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link

I want to make a graphic novel of bitmojis

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:36 (five years ago) link

I only look at the goodreads reviews from a friend who is a librarian. I think he reviews books of all types and, thankfully, is not part of the YA review mob

mh, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

I knew I'd appreciate his reviews when we agreed on The Martian, which I'd classify as YA based on the fact it's an easy read and nothing too adult happens. Neither of us would recommend it, though, because the writing is pretty bad

mh, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

teenagers should read fewer YA novels and more elisa gabbert tweets

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:43 (five years ago) link

Are sensitivity readers a thing outside of YA?

i was curious about this too so poked around a bit but didn't land on a clear answer because i got distracted by the apparent fact that tons of first time YA authors seem to have withdrawn books after sensitivity reader feedback. which i'm entirely in favor of, anything to cull the herd.

sciatica, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link

id be ok with that only if the last sensitivity reader on duty each time had to also commit harikiri so that we were assured theyd taken the whole thing srsly enough

god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 23:58 (five years ago) link

In his statement, Jackson invoked his young readership by mentioning the “responsibility that comes with introducing readers to certain topics.”

these people are wildly self-important

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 5, 2019 7:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wonder how much of the YA boom is down to the U.S.'s extreme devaluation of teaching as a profession

The depressed somebody from the popular David Bowie song, (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 10:42 (five years ago) link

¿?

moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 12:54 (five years ago) link

has ilx had a good literary rockism clusterfuck

imago, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 13:10 (five years ago) link

xp to silby: I know, it's pretty farfetched; but I just feel like, if you are someone who feels deeply invested in the personal moral & psychological development of young people*, even to the point of "wild self-importance"—that is a fine, very good thing! There are socially acceptable outlets for that: become a teacher, a mentor, a youth sports coach. But in the 21st century United States, for anyone raised in a middle-class-or-above household, choosing to become a teacher basically means consigning yourself to a lower standard of living than your parents enjoyed in order to do something you love. If precarious existence as a teacher is the "safe", responsible career choice, why *not* go balls to the wall and chase those dreams of self-publishing your way to Hollywood adaptation megabucks?

* Admittedly this is complicated by the fact that most YA readers are adults; still, the ideal of the "young person reader" is always in the background, and seems to drive (some) authors' aspiration to create works which serve a pedagogical purpose, albeit not in a standard classroom setting.

The depressed somebody from the popular David Bowie song, (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 15:14 (five years ago) link

Can’t we all agree that fewer YA novels is a good thing, regardless of how it is achieved?

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link

YA as a concept is infuriatingly patronizing and aggressively commercial. There's less handholding outside of the English-speaking world when it comes to literature, thank fuck.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 15:44 (five years ago) link

tbh I was reading Michael Crichton books in middle school and uh some material in there could have used some policing

mh, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link

YA as a concept is infuriatingly patronizing and aggressively commercial.

Only when its adults who are herding the young, like sheep who must be kept inside the YA sheep pen. If young people find YA novels attractive, then their reading them is no more harmful than their reading what used to be called "comic books" when I was young.

The key thing is not interfering in the reader forming a relationship with reading and authors being allowed to tell the stories they want to write. When that process is aggressively channeled by adults, its just driven by greed and fear. Luckily, the young will eventually find their way into the channels that address their interests, not those of the adults around them. It's something teens are pretty good at.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link

regardless of how it is achieved?

― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, March 6, 2019 8:34 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh the means justify the ends do they

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link

I say more YA books, a more diverse array of characters and authors, and fewer circular firing squads.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

adults who exclusively read and think about YA novels should try doing other things with their time for a while

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link

What's weird is that YA is missing the zero-sum element that, say, Hollywood has. Like, for instance, if there's a black filmmaker with a script about the Green Book, that movie is likely not going get made now. However if your Kosovo War novel is successful there will probably be 10 other YA Baltic war books published in the next two years.

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link

srebrenica the teenage witch

imago, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link

ok no

imago, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link

Lol

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

IRL lol.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

cancel cancel cancel

jmm, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

most disgusting ilx post i ever read 2/5

mark s, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

You mean you've never been so disgusted in your life.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link

Unë kurrë nuk kam qenë kaq i neveritur në jetën time

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link

i would like to apologise to everyone affected by this. my forthcoming book of YA atrocity-related puns is off to pulp city, my loves!

imago, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link

The harm, imago—think of the harm!

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

also we're overlooking Keyes writing 'Baltic War', maybe a YA novel set amidst the Finnish guerrilla struggle against the Red Army is next

imago, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

a YA novel set amidst the Balearic War of mid-noughties ILM

imago, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link

oh sorry, I'm cancelling my post

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

I feel like i’d be good at writing YA historical fiction tbh

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link

Whoever dares riff on the Ceaușescu years will be cancelled by my FPs.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

Treesh you should write YA set in Renaissance Italy obv

imago, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link

Angsty teen michelangelo and his faithful neapolitan mastiff Dante solve a series of mysteries in 15th century Florence, finding themselves more often than not on the wrong side of the Medicis

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link

“Looks like I’m not going to make it to the studio today!”

I’m already counting my money.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link

Round it off with a Chuck Tingle-style erotic interlude.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:15 (five years ago) link

These would be good books honestly

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link


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