Maher Shalal Hash Baz has several of these iirc, they’re all very cute. That albums with Bill Wells ls golden.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link
I like the versions on Osaka Bridge better than Gok.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link
oh 2:00 exactly doesn't count? Kinda dumb rule
― ٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link
Yes, let's go over that again.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link
(reads OP)oh it's mookieproof's fault
― ٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link
I want him to go over that again and again for all of eternity until he learns the consequences of what he has done
― ٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link
Two double entries I have spotted in the spreadsheet:Thanks! I’m surprised there aren’t more - I haven’t done any cleanup whatsoever on it yet, as I’m waiting to do the basic entry first before sorting and looking for little mistakes.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link
Guided By Voices - "Dropping the Bomb" (1:30)
― john. a resident of evanston. (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link
imo hold the poll until every eligible gbv song is nominated
― imago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link
They get written faster than we can add them. There's been 3 new GBV songs since your post, imago
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 00:57 (five years ago) link
we should just do a quick 24 hour poll of all the nomd GBV songs and only the top 3 are eligible for this.
― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 01:21 (five years ago) link
i went through several more hundred today. about 350 more to go, i think.
i sent these songs to hell:
crystal stilts - love is a wave (2:00)vashti bunyan - find my heart again (2:01)vashti bunyan - 17 pink sugar elephants (2:49)the nerves - when you find out (2:01)
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 05:52 (five years ago) link
for those who have missed it, playlist link: https://open.spotify.com/user/weinventyou/playlist/5NYa3dBthFiDcftI0ObtC3?si=n2br2BTtTceH5v0JuKNYyQ
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 05:53 (five years ago) link
thx for all your worklxy and i were listening last night and she xsaid “what if these were in order by release date?” not sth for you to do karl obv but an interesting thought exercisealso bunker hill wtff wow
― alomar lines, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 06:03 (five years ago) link
Approaching the end of the playlist. Fortunately I was paying just enough attention to terminate Frank Zappa's Pound for a Brown before I'd listened to all SIX MINUTES AND FIFTY SECONDS.
― large bananas pregnant (ledge), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 09:21 (five years ago) link
the nerves - when you find out (1:58)https://www.discogs.com/composition/32c97e51-fb26-432b-ba9f-23e0924452ca-When-You-Find-Out
― ٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link
Are we still nominating?
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 13:53 (five years ago) link
oic, n/m
― large bananas pregnant (ledge), Wednesday, March 6, 2019 3:21 AM (four hours ago)
That's the wrong version, the original on Uncle Meat is 1:29.
I'm surprised nobody nominated any pre-"Cooky Puss" Beastie Boys tracks. (I just heard them for the first time last night.)
― 27 Discounts ILXors Get Only If They Know (WmC), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link
I forgot to nominate anything because I was too overwhelmed with my own personal list of candidates but the overall nom list is like a billion times more overwhelming (and has 90% of what I'd thought of) so no matter
I am psyched for the madness
― a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link
vashti bunyan - 17 pink sugar elephants (2:49)
― Karl Malone,
Wait a minute:
https://open.spotify.com/track/0oyRMmcAE31mHIM9NdempL?si=lxDD1XBCQGa6i6oe0ul4IQ
It’s 1:52 on spotify... which one are you looking at?
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 15:01 (five years ago) link
It’s also shorter than 2 minutes on youtube and discogs and rym... I want to know which version is this that amounts to 2:49 because I want to hear it and also I demand 17 Pink Sugar Elephants to count because it’s one of my fave songs ever. I protest.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 15:04 (five years ago) link
treasure your <30-second songs: https://qz.com/1563588/4-songs-on-when-i-get-home-may-earn-solange-no-money-from-spotify/
― rob, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link
Moka I’ll check it again when I get home - it was late at night and I was very tired so it’s possible/very probable that I was just doing something silly
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
Not sure if it makes a difference but Discogs has Elvis Costello & the Attractions - No Action at 1:58 on the old Rykodisc reissue CD (and 1:57 on the original LP). This would be in my top 10. https://www.discogs.com/Elvis-Costello-This-Years-Model/release/1493731
― Chris L, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link
Also I listened to that Vashti Bunyan song on Spotify and can confirm there is like a solid minute of silence after it ends for no reason.
― Chris L, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link
noticed another spotify omission
Jumping Fences: https://open.spotify.com/track/6Y9WuYN6OfMIzKeEgx6El5?si=_67D8xYHSQafM8wsoEGRVw
― imago, Thursday, 7 March 2019 10:13 (five years ago) link
thanks for the last handful of corrections! i added the nerves "When you find out", costello's "no action" and vashti bunyan's "17 pink sugar elephants" back to the nominations list, and added the correct version of the zappa song to both the noms and spotify playlist.
this is purely a weird executive decision but for songs that are 2+ minutes on spotify but listed as less elsewhere, i'm adding them to the nominations list but keeping them off the spotify playlist. this is 99.9% because i enjoy the satisfaction of scrolling through thousands of songs, and every single one of them is less than 2 minutes, without exception. i hope that won't make defenders of those songs angry, but they will still be votable and you can and should campaign the hell out of them in the voting thread.
imago jumping fences is in the playlist, i checked!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 02:59 (five years ago) link
although i admit i'm thinking of making the 2:49 spotify version of '17 pink sugar elephants' as the last song on the playlist, just so some wiseass will think "Hmph! they messed up the last song, dillweed!" before listening and being humiliated by the fact that there's a minute of unnecessary silence on the end, and clearly it was placed there for prankster reasons
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 03:02 (five years ago) link
The version I linked to above does open shorter than 2 mins for me, is it 2:46 for you?
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 8 March 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link
lol km
― budo jeru, Friday, 8 March 2019 03:25 (five years ago) link
yeah, it's very odd! when i open your link on the web version of spotify, i see the 1:51 version (although the song in question is one of the few that is grayed out/unplayable). but when i search for it on my regular desktop version of spotify, the version of the album that comes up is split up into two discs, and the version of "17 pink sugar elephants" that shows up as the 13th track is the last song of disc 1, and it's 2:49 (and playable).
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 03:26 (five years ago) link
wait nobody nominated “tea for the tillerman” ?
noooooooooo
added
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 03:30 (five years ago) link
haaaaaappyyyyy dayyyyy
― budo jeru, Friday, 8 March 2019 03:57 (five years ago) link
ween - what deaner was talkin' about (1.59)
2:00 on spotify, and 3:12 on both discogs and allmusic? deleted for now
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 03:59 (five years ago) link
Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons - Walk Like A Man (1:53)
the original version of this is about 2:18. the 1:53 version is the lame re-recording of it for the jersey boys soundtrack. *burns it in hell*
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 04:44 (five years ago) link
Super Furry Animals Do or Die 1:59
2:06 on spotify, allmusic, and discogs
*does not, dies*
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 04:48 (five years ago) link
holy shit, i reached the end
1793 songs nominated. average song length: 1:3230 guided by voices songs24 minutemen songs17 TMBG
the spotify playlist includes 1,470 songs and is 38 hours, 28 minutes long. the top 100 results will be 200 minutes long, probably more like 150 minutes. it's going to be good!
since it's getting late tonight and i for once i have plans outside my living room on friday evening, i will post the voting/campaign thread on saturday, most likely early afternoon.
in the meantime, though, here is the nominations list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VWy_tN0EBkQRieqebbWX9mzFacs7bjwdTzltCpLW_uE/edit?usp=sharing
it would be great if anyone could scan the list and check for mistakes (Misfits vs The Misfits, typos, doubles, etc). I know I'm the typo king of ILX, which really just means i am very careless and don't have respect for my own typing/writing, but i did my best to be very careful as i entered all of this in. but i'm there are fuckups.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 05:21 (five years ago) link
if you have questions/concerns about a song around 2:00 that isn't included, now would be the time to register your complaints. as i hope i've demonstrated upthread, i try to be flexible and to admit when i've been a bit ol' dumbass. BUT, once i start the voting thread, my aim is to make any changes at all to the nominees list - i don't want to switch things up once the voting period is open. so now is the time to yell at me.
my policy on the ~2:00 songs changed throughout the thread. sorry. it ended up something like this: if a song was 2:00 or more on spotify, i tossed it out, just so i had some sort of standard to decide what made the cut. BUT, spotify obv isn't perfect, so if discogs or allmusic listed it as below 2 minutes, i counted it as eligible - but usually only if someone complained. there were just too many songs near the edge of eligibility to check every single one, sorry. i only landed on this process partway through the process of entering everything in, so it's possible/likely that some songs that are 1:59 on discogs didn't make the nominations list because it was 2:02 (or whatever) on spotify.
so yeah...that's messy. sorry. so now is the time to check your nominations against what's in the list and yell at me to make changes. i will try to be reasonable.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 05:26 (five years ago) link
once i start the voting thread, my aim is to make any changes at all to the nominees list
speaking of big ol' dumbass typos, i meant my aim so to NOT make any changes to the nominees list once the voting period is open. bedtime for bonzo
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 05:27 (five years ago) link
i meant my aim so to NOT
so, correction there, i meant *passes out*
234uprjaods;f
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 March 2019 05:28 (five years ago) link
*barfs*
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 March 2019 05:29 (five years ago) link
*turns cheek in the barf*
also, here are the shortest nominations:
Descendents - Weinerschnitzel 0:10Joni Mitchell - I's a Muggin' 0:08Electrelane - Come Back 0:07Johnny Hawksworth - Thames Television ident theme, c.1968-90 0:07Suzanne Ciani - Pop & Pour Coca (Cola Logo) 0:07Brian Eno - The Microsoft Sound 0:06Descendents - No! All 0:04John Lennon - Nutopian International Anthem 0:04Limmy - Wrong Way Down A One Way Street 0:04Sore Throat - Three Seconds Long 0:03George Brecht - Comb Music 0:02Napalm Death - You Suffer 0:02Wehrmacht E! - 0:01
between now and saturday i will post a draft points structure (both unranked and also tiered) just so we can iron out any wrinkles before the real voting thread
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 March 2019 05:33 (five years ago) link
thanks, Karl. my Suburbs noms got dropped (and they really belong):
The Suburbs - Cows (1:38)The Suburbs - Cig Machine (1:25)The Suburbs - Chemistry Set (1:11)
I ported the Spotify playlist over to Apple Music with Tune My Music and ended up with some odd results, including some songs by Juliet and the Spirits (none of which are under 2 minutes) that I can remember loving and now can't find any mention of the band online at all?
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 8 March 2019 05:47 (five years ago) link
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg, somehow i missed a big chunk of the thread, near the end, starting with the fIREHOSE songs, and including about 10210414031048 colonel poo nominations. fuuuuuuuck. i'm just going to do it now.
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 March 2019 05:55 (five years ago) link
yay!
poking around the doc
Ramones/The RamonesResidents/The Residents
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 March 2019 05:59 (five years ago) link
And foh with two different versions of "Pay to Cum," the O.G. 7" version is better, just go with it
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 March 2019 06:02 (five years ago) link
Billie Holiday Lover, Come Back to Me 1:49
a dozen different versions on spotify, all longer than 2, most by a fair stretch
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 March 2019 06:08 (five years ago) link
thanks whiney, making those changes now
god's work KM!
― imago, Friday, 8 March 2019 06:38 (five years ago) link