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bitcoin?

shitcoin morelike

invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:13 (five years ago) link

"shitcoin" is already a widely used term for all non-BTC coins

try harder bg, I know you can

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link

that sounds right to me. you don't have to fake your own death to steal crypto, you can just "lose" the "key"

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link

"shitcoin" is already a widely used term for all non-BTC coins

try harder bg, I know you can

fuck, owned by the bitcoin community

er... ungoodcoin morelike

invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:24 (five years ago) link

sir, please leave

Neil S, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link

this picture of a real bitcoin tickles me

In Dark Web We Trust

nickn, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

"died in India" ie ran off with all these hipster crypto-fucks money. He's probably sleeping on Lord Lucan's couch.

― just another country (snoball), Tuesday, March 5, 2019 5:25 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus, the word hipsters is abused all over the place but using it to refer to crypto neckbeards takes the cake

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

yeah I have met a shit ton of crypto people and there isn't a single one who remotely qualifies for that title. completely different set of subcultural cues at work. they're basically just nerds and libertarians (and tech-libertarians)

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

^^^US bitcoin trader and girlfriend could face death penalty over Thai 'seastead'

the seastead looks like crap btw

mark s, Saturday, 20 April 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

Related Article: Dog found swimming 135 miles off the coast of Thailand

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 April 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

things continue to go well
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/04/26/bitfinex_fraud_claims/

Neil S, Monday, 29 April 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

the hilarious legal fall of a man who needs to keep claiming he's satoshi nakamoto:

What does it look like when the world's most impossibly arrogant douchebag wanders into the vipers nest that is a US federal courtroom? It's not good. But it's funny.https://t.co/M4CFG1SAE1

— The ALAB Podcast Series (@ALABSeries) September 9, 2019

mark s, Monday, 9 September 2019 13:20 (four years ago) link

Should try and read the O'Hagan piece on Satoshi

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 September 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

i remember it being readable without being elucidatory lol

mark s, Monday, 9 September 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaMJi1_1tkA

global tetrahedron, Monday, 9 September 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

catering to people who have enough money to fool around with bitcoin investing seems like a way to rake in some of their MSM (Main Stream Money).

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 23:48 (four years ago) link

I bought a bitcoin back when they were cheap but I'm not even sure how to sell it or if my paper wallet still works. I probably should have tried to sell it a long time ago.

The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Thursday, 19 March 2020 01:26 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

more on my good friend, noted philanthropist gerald cotten

The Quadriga cryptocurrency exchange that saw millions of dollars disappear just as its founder died was a "fraud" and Ponzi scheme, according to the Ontario Securities Commission.

The regulator said Thursday that Vancouver-based Quadriga's late founder Gerald Cotten committed fraud by opening accounts under aliases and crediting himself with fictitious currency and crypto asset balances, which he traded with unsuspecting clients.

Cotten, the OSC said in a new report, ran into a shortfall in assets available to satisfy client withdrawals when the price of the crypto assets changed. He started running a Ponzi scheme that covered the shortfall with other clients' deposits, the agency determined.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/osc-quadriga-gerald-cotten-1.5607990

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 12 June 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

are you ready for an imaginary stock market for celebrities that trades in character-specific cryptocurrency that is (and i cannot stress this enough) totally not a scam?
https://bitclout.com/

What can happen when you give people the ability to speculate on a person’s reputation? We can’t know for sure, but one of the features that has emerged is what we call “buy and retweet.” Ordinarily, retweeting someone gives you nothing. If that person becomes a superstar because you boosted them, you’ll be lucky if they even remember your name in a few years. In contrast, with BitClout you can buy someone’s coin and then retweet them,
which makes it so that you’re not only along for the ride financially if they blow up, but you also get bragging rights. Imagine the difference between being able to say “I retweeted her early on” vs being able to say “I bought her coin when it was $0.50 and now it’s $500-- and by the way I’ve done this hundreds of times, and I can prove it because my track record is on the blockchain.” The latter is clearly a very different game. Moreover, it’s not just a famous person’s game. If you know someone with a lot of clout, or if you know someone who knows someone, you can buy a coin and send it to someone else so that they can buy and retweet them. And thus the incentives go many layers deep. The interesting thing about this mechanic is that it wasn’t even something consciously designed into the product. It exists as an “emergent” phenomenon off of the core creator coin mechanic. What other dynamics could exist that we haven’t yet thought of?

really makes you think and by think i mean hemorrhage blood

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

One thing I've never really understood about bitcoin mining: what are these "complex hashing puzzles" that are all ostensibly unique and how are they derived in order to ultimately be solved by the mining process? Does the solving of these puzzles have some sort of ancillary benefit beyond creating unique tokens... (e.g. mathematicians/scientists)? Is there a difference between the type of puzzles that are solved by various bitcoin marketplaces? Is an Ethereum puzzle the same sort of hash problem as a Dogecoin puzzle or whatever? Or are they all competing for the same resource of difficult hash puzzles? What prevents one vendor from tokenizing the result of the same puzzle another has solved?

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

I don't know the other currencies, but at least for bitcoin, it's not really a variety of puzzles. It's just the same puzzle over and over again with different inputs, and increasing level of difficulty. The inputs to the puzzle are the new transactions that people wish to transact and the history of previous transactions. So the puzzle is kind of an inexhaustible resource. The solutions to these puzzles are of no interest to anyone outside the realm of bitcoin.

o. nate, Thursday, 8 April 2021 00:33 (three years ago) link

sigh

the “world” is going to have a layer of speculation over everything soon, right? A value on absolutely everything? This feels like an onslaught, completely unregulated

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 April 2021 13:48 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Thank you, President Xi.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 24 May 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

I saw a Tesla with LOVE BTC vanity plates yesterday, bet it’s been a rough fortnight for them.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 24 May 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

Happy 10th anniversary, this thread.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 24 May 2021 20:12 (two years ago) link

Heh, good catch.

pomenitul, Monday, 24 May 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link

Opening post is still otm.

pomenitul, Monday, 24 May 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link

watching the crypto market collapse in real time is literally so joyous https://t.co/vlX9tXo3fe

— red instead redemption (@khatange) May 22, 2021

chihuahuau, Monday, 24 May 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link

Schadenfreude tempered by the fact that everyone in on Bitcoin before September of last year or so is still making out like a bandit.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 24 May 2021 23:32 (two years ago) link

i have to admit that i would love to see bitcoin be a tremendous success in 2014 and all these seemingly deluded nerds walk away with massive payouts and all the internet intelligentsia forced to admit how wrong and cynical they were
"it was a gold rush and we missed it... why couldn't i just BELIEVE"
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 9, 2014

it would be so fun
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 9, 2014


i would like to apologize, turns out that this was not fun at all

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 03:00 (two years ago) link

Sucks to think about the value of the bitcoins I spent on DMT/assorted psychedelics.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:29 (two years ago) link

I could buy a house. Not a great house but a house.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:29 (two years ago) link

actually I guess that would have been true ten days ago, now I could buy most of a bad condo.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:30 (two years ago) link

On another thread I told the tragic story of how I thought I had a bitcoin all saved up and found out only this year, when I went to sell it, that the friend who bought it for me accidentally spent it back in 2014. Wouldn't have been enough to buy a house, but it could have covered my next year of living expenses now that I've been laid off.

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:40 (two years ago) link

Ooof. That’s brutal.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:46 (two years ago) link

I’ve decided that I’m going to join @deeznutscoin_ and what they stand for and I’m going ALL in on DeezNuts! pic.twitter.com/KXBcWoioYi

— AB (@AB84) June 2, 2021

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link

I never regret not buying any crypto, and I was certainly in a position to buy lots of it when it was a whole lot cheaper

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link

there's a bit in Feels Good Man where a guy buys a picture of homer simpson that's been mspainted over for $60000. he later flipped it for a profit.

wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link

please don't ask why but I just watched Ron Paul speak at a Bitcoin conference and it was one of the weirdest, most rambling speeches I've ever seen. dude sounded like he pregamed with two pints of gravel and went 20 minutes over his slot rambling about "cultural marxism" and why we need to be compassionate but also punish anyone who fucks up in life and also seemed to advocate for bringing back prohibition? everyone was buried in their phones and the only applause line he got was when he said the Coronavirus was "made for entertainment purposes". coincidentally not a single masked person in the crowd

frogbs, Friday, 4 June 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link

OK, so I don't know much about this bullshit, just enough to stay away, but I just saw some CNN story that claimed

US investigators have recovered millions of dollars in cryptocurrency paid in ransom to hackers whose attack prompted the shutdown of the key East Coast pipeline last month, according to people briefed on the matter.
Not just tracked down, but recovered. I thought the whole point of this bullshit was to be untraceable or under the table shit like that, but not only did the pipeline people apparently follow some sort of secret instructions that lead the FBI to a bitcoin wallet (I assume it looks like a kangaroo pouch, right?), but then *got most of the money back.* Like, how?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 June 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link

Bitcoin is pretty traceable IIRC - there was a separate system for laundering Bitcoin when buying drugs on the darknet markets when they were advertising openly on Reddit.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:29 (two years ago) link

right in a sense it's actually the *most* traceable currency out there, every single transaction is public. still, I'm very curious what exactly "recovered" means here

frogbs, Monday, 7 June 2021 19:30 (two years ago) link

havent read the story but probably they found some of the private keys at some point over the course of the investigation

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link

US investigators have recovered millions of dollars in cryptocurrency paid in ransom to hackers whose attack prompted the shutdown of the key East Coast pipeline last month, according to people briefed on the matter.

The Justice Department on Monday is expected to announce details of the operation led by the FBI with the cooperation of the Colonial Pipeline operator, the people briefed on the matter said.
The ransom recovery is a rare outcome for a company that has fallen victim to a debilitating cyberattack in the booming criminal business of ransomware.

Colonial Pipeline Co. CEO Joseph Blount told The Wall Street Journal In an interview published last month that the company complied with the $4.4 million ransom demand because officials didn't know the extent of the intrusion by hackers and how long it would take to restore operations.

But behind the scenes, the company had taken early steps to notify the FBI and followed instructions that helped investigators track the payment to a cryptocurrency wallet used by the hackers, believed to be based in Russia. US officials have linked the Colonial attack to a criminal hacking group known as Darkside that is said to share its malware tools with other criminal hackers. A spokesman for the Justice Department declined to comment, and CNN has reached out to the Colonial Pipeline operator.

CNN previously reported that US officials were looking for any possible holes in the hackers' operational or personal security in an effort to identify the actors responsible -- specifically monitoring for any leads that might emerge out of the way they move their money, one of the sources familiar with the effort said.

The Biden administration has zeroed in on the less regulated architecture of cryptocurrency payments which allows for greater anonymity as it ramps up its efforts to disrupt the growing and increasingly destructive ransomware attacks, following two major incidents on critical infrastructure.

"The misuse of cryptocurrency is a massive enabler here," Deputy National Security Advisor Anne Neuberger told CNN. "That's the way folks get the money out of it. On the rise of anonymity and enhancing cryptocurrencies, the rise of mixer services that essentially launder funds."

"Individual companies feel under pressure - particularly if they haven't done the cybersecurity work -- to pay off the ransom and move on," Neuberger added. "But in the long-term, that's what drives the ongoing ransom (attacks). The more folks get paid the more it drives bigger and bigger ransoms and more and more potential disruption."

While the Biden administration has made clear it needs help from private companies to stem the recent wave of ransomware attacks, federal agencies are adept at tracing currency used to pay ransomware groups, CNN previously reported.

But the government's ability to effectively do so in response to a ransomware attack is very "situationally dependent," two sources said last week.

One of the sources noted that helping recover money paid to ransomware actors is certainly an area where the US government can provide assistance but noted that success varies dramatically and largely depends on whether there are holes in the attackers' system that can be identified and exploited.

In some cases, US officials can find the ransomware operators and "own" their network within hours of an attack, one of the sources explained, noting that allows relevant agencies to monitor the actor's communications and potentially identify additional key players in the group responsible.

When ransomware actors are more careful with their operational security, including in how they move money, disrupting their networks or tracing the currency becomes more complicated, the sources added.
"It's really a mixed bag," they told CNN, referring to the varying degrees of sophistication demonstrated by groups involved in these attacks.

One of the sources also cautioned against putting too much stock in US government actions, telling CNN that the unique circumstances around each attack and level of detail needed to effectively take action against these groups is part of the reason there is "no silver bullet" when it comes to countering ransomware attacks.

"It will take improved defenses, breaking up the profitability of ransomware and directed action on the attackers to make this stop," the source added, making clear that disrupting and tracing cryptocurrency payments is only one part of the equation.

That sentiment has been echoed by cybersecurity experts who agree that ransomware actors use cryptocurrency to launder their transactions.
"In the Bitcoin era, laundering money is something that any nerd can do. You don't need a big organized crime apparatus anymore," according to Alex Stamos, former Facebook chief security officer, co-founder Krebs Stamos Group.

"The only way we're going to be able to strike back against that as an entire society is by making it illegal ... I do think we have to outlaw payments," he added. "That is going to be really tough. The first companies to get hit once it's illegal to pay, they're going to be in a very tough spot. And we're going to see a lot of pain and suffering."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 June 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link

yeah that's pretty vague idk

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

If you negotiate with terrorists the government should keep any money recovered.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link


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