It’s time NYC got it’s fair share.The majority of MTAs capital budget has been sunk into massive projects that benefit LIRR & MNRR customers. @nysdemocrats graph:@nicolegelinas https://t.co/WxBR8K22yH @JumaaneWilliams @RidersNY pic.twitter.com/SbiDA8O1Ab— Joby Jacob (@joby_jacob) February 28, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 March 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
So I guess the NYC rats have entered whatever stage of their takeover plan is to seize control of the subway system pic.twitter.com/7uih5rqpCj— Bailey Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) March 12, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 20:19 (five years ago) link
It’s time NYC got it’s fair share.The majority of MTAs capital budget has been sunk into massive projects that benefit LIRR & MNRR customers.
That tweet/chart combo is a tad misleading. He refers to the whole "capital budget" but the chart only reflects expansion programs within the budget. In reality it's more like 75% of the capital budget goes to NYC transit (which may still be out of whack, but not nearly to the degree suggested there).
― early rejecter, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
Some kind of would-be Raahsan Roland Kirk keeps blowing a whistle on the 7 train.
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 March 2019 01:36 (five years ago) link
aaron (signal problems, not basketball) gordon is great but I dread opening twitter during my commute and having the first thing I see be something by him, because it usually means shit's bad with the commute
reader, shit was bad
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 22 March 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link
Posted: 03/26/2019 8:33AM
Northbound F Subway trains are delayed while NYPD responds to reports of a customer altercation at Ft Hamilton Pkwy.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 12:37 (five years ago) link
anyone we know?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 12:58 (five years ago) link
Garu G vs. Ricardo the Troll MTA fite!
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 13:25 (five years ago) link
that's my stop!not me though.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link
going one way from court square queens to fort hamilton brooklyn took about 145 minutes last night. read the entire paper.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 14:53 (five years ago) link
Subway Bathrooms: Are They as Bad as You Think?
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/27/nyregion/subway-bathrooms.html
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link
feel like this post is not gonna go over well but I read this and was... not overly impressed with the framing of it. very squalor-porn, some questionable details. like, if you're going to write about a bunch of subway stations in harlem and the bronx to contrast with times square and long island city, it might be a good idea to reach for different metaphors than "the monkey habitat at the zoo"
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 28 March 2019 21:22 (five years ago) link
yeah, that whole pieces flippant vibe was enraging. if anything the NYT should be doing an expose on how the MTA's lack of bathrooms leads to people pissing and shitting on platforms and in cars.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 28 March 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link
what's the restroom situation in other major subways? i honestly don't recall encountering them when i lived in dc and montreal or visiting elsewhere
i don't even know what a good solution would be -- maybe one of those canister-type things in european cities that basically hose everything down after each use? people are truly incredible savages in public bathrooms, as i learned working retail
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link
In japan it is exceptionally good but almost everything bathroom related in japan is on another plane, including not being a savage in the bathroom. Acceptable here in Melbourne although not a lot of provision in most stations. London is non-existent.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 28 March 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link
OTM japanese public bathrooms in the metro/train stations are unreal.
― Yerac, Thursday, 28 March 2019 23:06 (five years ago) link
the real genius move is locking them btwn midnight and 5am, the only times I want one
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 March 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link
Sounds like guy sitting next to me on the number 7 local got rickrolled.
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:41 (five years ago) link
Maybe they’re just shameless about their love for blue eyed soul
― calstars, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:56 (five years ago) link
Ha, yes exactly
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 6 April 2019 02:05 (five years ago) link
current A/C/F shitshow inbound from Brooklyn and uptown
MTA site says nothing
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link
the @MTA deliberately misled us into believing the service was delayed when in fact it was non-existent for over an hour. They owe us an apology, wage compensation, refunds, & accountability by firing whatever employee failed to properly update this account @Gothamist #CuomosMTA— Christopher Volpe (@iamChrisVolpe) April 15, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:50 (five years ago) link
earlier on Shitshow
http://gothamist.com/2019/04/13/crowd_subway_roosevelt_island.php
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:52 (five years ago) link
F vs seltzer bottle
http://gothamist.com/2019/04/25/f_train_hitting_the_bottle.php
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 April 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link
https://static.messynessychic.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tumblr_n641utOXT01qicfexo1_500.gif
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 April 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
OK where did they find this off-brand woman to read the broken L train announcement like she's never heard of boroughs? "For service to... man... hat ten?"
Not removing my noise cancelers till she's gone.
― mick signals, Saturday, 11 May 2019 04:11 (four years ago) link
i know you're joking but fuck everyone wearing noise-cancelers anyway
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 May 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link
Dude, they are saving my sanity
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 May 2019 05:52 (four years ago) link
what happens when the F turns into a G and you're the last to know?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 May 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link
Wait, this just happened to you?
― Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 12 May 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link
no, bcz I don't use headphones on the train; I laff when it happens to others
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 May 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link
I look up occasionally, hasn’t been a big problem
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
I only hate the people with noise cancelers/loud headphones on the subway because they don't get the fuck out of the way when you yell at them to.
― Yerac, Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link
And I would never wear them while moving in the city because I don't want to die that way.
― Yerac, Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link
i am okay with dying that way i guess? it's been an adjustment and i don't leave them on all the time but it alleviates the nonstop intrusion of the world into every goddamn moment and turns the train from a traveling asylum back into a conveyance. I'm aware it may ultimately be a problem to be a true disconnected bystander but i feel like i may also have avoided several confrontations because i genuinely can't hear the guy cursing at everyone in the car, so I don't have to deal with it.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 13 May 2019 06:17 (four years ago) link
I am okay with dying that way.
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Monday, 13 May 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link
Being held momentarily
― Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 13 May 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link
can’t live in new york without headphones
have p good spatial awareness
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 13 May 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link
I wasn't joking
― mick signals, Monday, 13 May 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
I'm going to be that anecdotal person and say that a woman from my hometown died at a train station (in Chicago iirc?) bc she had headphones on and stepped in front of an Amtrak train.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 13 May 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link
Here's how a clogged toilet disrupted five subway lines during rush hour this AM https://t.co/7BYc8M1Sz8— Aaron W. Gordon (@A_W_Gordon) May 17, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link
jesus christ
― american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 17 May 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link
dont take much
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
New Yorkers giving a shit breaks the system shocker
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 17 May 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
If you're listening to music on headphones on the subway in NYC you're almost certainly going to be dealing with hearing loss later in life. Noise down there is super crazy.
― Position Position, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
whatja say?
doesnt matter, the Ramones got there first
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link
Thank you Dr Position
― calstars, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
almost like one should be using.... noise-cancelling headphones
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
Bus service cuts.Talk about a death spiral. This is one area of MTA transit policy where the mayor can take the blame. https://t.co/THEeu0OaJT— Second Ave. Sagas (@2AvSagas) May 20, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 May 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
We suspect someone has intentionally disrupted thousands of commutes on the 2/3 lines today by activating multiple trains’ emergency brakes. If you see any suspicious behavior, please @ or DM us details ASAP, including car #, so we can get trains back on schedule.— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) May 21, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 00:15 (four years ago) link