― Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (seven months ago) link
My gf is fat and she is getting fatter and fatter. How can I tell her she should lose weight without offenses?
Tell her before she gets a barrel for a body shape. (I am kidding. That's an exaggeration.)
The reason why she is not bothered by her gaining weight, is that she is either not aware of it, or she thinks that you don't mind.
So, let her know that she is gaining weight and that you mind.
Make it casual, over breakfast or something.
You : Honey, how's my omelette?
Gf : Mm, yummy.
You : Blablabla…
Gf : Blablabla…
Blablabla… : Blablabla…
Gf : (Stands to clear the dishes.)
You : That's one big ass you got there. Wait, wait, are you gaining weight?! * That way, it won't seem like you've known it for sometime, but have been afraid of telling it to her, as she looks gross with that weight. Rather, it will seem trivial.*
Gf : (Looks at her ass.) Nah, maybe my ass is just growing, that's all.
You : But, your legs too. And cheeks; they're getting chubby though lovely.
Gf : (Looking at herself.) Oh, f#ck. Yes, looks like I am gaining weight.
You : What do you say we start living more healthily around here.
Gf : As in?
You : Like let's sign up for the gym, cut on junk, etcetera.
Gf : You mean, I look bad this way?! Oh, f#ck!
You : No, no. Not at all, honey. You're as beautiful as always. It is just that I am concerned about your physical fitness and health. Say a snake went after you, how fast can you run? I love you and I can't afford to lose you.
Gf : Love you too. Okay, let's do that right away then. Come to think of it, I've been uncomfortable in a blanket these days. *Fat enables one to conserve more heat.*
Something like that.
― soref, Monday, 4 March 2019 11:54 (seven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AunWmOI7IkI don't know why I made this
― skronktopia (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 4 April 2019 19:14 (six months ago) link
Gisalo songs always brought forth strong memories and emotions. When overcome with sadness, members of the host audience burst into tears and loud mournful wails that musically overlapped and merged with the song. Then, angered by the grief they had been made to feel, one would grab a resin torch from a bystander and rush out onto the dance floor to jam the flame into the dancer's shoulder. This repayment for the pain of the song would often set off a burst of mass whooping from the crowd, accompanied by stamping feet and snapping bowstrings. The dancer continued with total composure, seemingly unaffected by the crying and burning. But from that moment he would be bear the shoulder scars that reminded all that his performance had moved another to tears.
― Milton Parker, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:02 (six months ago) link
Brown PowderBrown powder heroin, which is produced in Mexico, is an increasingly common form of heroin. Brown powder used to be sold primarily in the western United States, but it is also showing up in cities in the Midwest and along the East Coast.
Often called Mexican brown, brown powder is more refined than black tar heroin but less expensive than white powder heroin. Some brown powder is created from black tar heroin that is crushed and cut with other additives to make it easier to snort.
Because it can be smoked or snorted and doesn’t have to be injected with a needle, brown powder has gained popularity among suburban teens and others who might never before have considered using heroin.
― if i wanted to live in holland i would have packed up and pissed of (I M Losted), Sunday, 21 April 2019 22:24 (five months ago) link
― Mayflower Pole Dancer (I M Losted), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 01:27 (five months ago) link
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I want the shortest woman in the world to have a mech suit
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 22:01 (five months ago) link
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― Mayflower Pole Dancer (I M Losted), Friday, 26 April 2019 03:48 (five months ago) link
3 DOG FACES
NIGHT featuring ROD STEWART
― pplains, Friday, 26 April 2019 11:16 (five months ago) link
Would go to that gig.
― Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Friday, 26 April 2019 11:18 (five months ago) link
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 15:34 (five months ago) link
― Hyper-Capitalists Against the Entertainment Business (I M Losted), Monday, 13 May 2019 04:00 (five months ago) link
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you had me at "large rotating fangs"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 13 May 2019 06:22 (five months ago) link
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 16 May 2019 17:52 (five months ago) link
3 DOG FACESNIGHT featuring ROD STEWART― pplains, Friday, April 26, 2019 7:16 AM
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― punning display, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 23:22 (four months ago) link
B b code
― If I were a POLL I’d be Zinging (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 June 2019 03:25 (three months ago) link
― If I were a POLL I’d be Zinging (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 June 2019 03:27 (three months ago) link
― Milton Parker, Monday, 1 July 2019 05:55 (three months ago) link
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― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 August 2019 16:16 (two months ago) link
“Mount Trashmore,” an eight-story dump, contains almost every piece of garbage discarded on Grand Cayman since it went all-in on financial services in the 1960s.
― johnny crunch, Friday, 18 October 2019 14:10 (yesterday) link