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"what's adrenochrome?"
"oh, man, dude..."

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:01 (eleven months ago) link

I'll never understand why people continue to pay any attention to this pud. It's like coming back every day to see how the putrefaction of that dead pigeon on the side of the road is progressing.

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:10 (eleven months ago) link

That will never not be one of the funniest pictures in existence.

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:19 (eleven months ago) link

His watch is different in the second picture. What other changes can *you* find?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:24 (eleven months ago) link

Would like to see Human League issue a rerelease of 'Being Boiled' with this as the sleeve.

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:35 (eleven months ago) link

he's sucking in his gut a bit harder

adam the (abanana), Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:29 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I don't usually listen to This American Life, but while hanging at the airport I heard a piece (maybe a follow-up piece?) on Jones and his Sandy Hook truther followers. It was predictably disgusting, with one or two minor silver linings. But it was followed by a piece by Jon Ronson unravelling Jones's creation myth. The guy apparently regularly claims he moved to Austin from outside Dallas because he ratted out (during a school assembly) local police for dealing drugs, but interviews with classmates indicate that likely never happened. Turns out the real impetus (by many accounts) is that, no surprise, Jones was a bully and an agitator who one day beat the shit out of a classmate and left him with permanent damage; Jones' dad visited this kid in the hospital and paid his bills, or something to that extent. But time passed and Jones is invited to some house party, which turned out to be a setup, as friends of this injured kid jump *him* and beat the shit out of him, and apparently the humiliation is so bad his family had to move. As Ronson indicates, that might not be the exact truth, but it's much closer to the truth than what Jones has been pedaling.

The crazy (but not crazy) thing is that a lot of these former classmates of Jones calling BS are conspiracy theory assholes themselves. Even the one kid who got seriously beat up, who had no idea Alex Jones has a popular show and the ear of the president.

Anyway, unrelated to that he gives Ronson a statement re: Sandy Hook, and boy does it sound like someone put the fear of legal god in him. I hope the parents suing him leave him with nothing but vitamin suppositories.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 March 2019 01:54 (eleven months ago) link

yeah that was an interesting show--especially the classmates of Jones talking about him walking the halls with demon eyes telling people he was the antichrist

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 18 March 2019 12:27 (eleven months ago) link

So there was basically never a time when his profound mental illness wasn't readily apparent, cool, glad that wound has been allowed to fester.

Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 March 2019 12:50 (eleven months ago) link

seems like a chill dude:

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 25 March 2019 21:20 (ten months ago) link

that's no way to treat our future president.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:23 (ten months ago) link

Wow. Of COURSE the great @JTiloveTX has the story on AJs Sandy Hook deposiiton, where he told lawyers he “almost had like a form of psychosis back in the past where I basically thought everything was staged"

— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) March 29, 2019

... (Eazy), Friday, 29 March 2019 21:26 (ten months ago) link

But then does this:

Throwing fuel on the fire, Jones on Monday questioned the circumstances surrounding the death of Jeremy Richman, one of the Sandy Hook parents who is suing him for defamation in Connecticut, whose body was found that morning in the Newtown building where Richman, a neuroscientist, had created a foundation named for his daughter Avielle, to encourage brain research into the causes of violent behavior. The state's chief medical examiner ruled the death a suicide.

"I mean, how do I get a fair trial with stuff like this?," Jones said on InfoWars.

... (Eazy), Friday, 29 March 2019 21:28 (ten months ago) link

seems like a chill dude:

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, March 25, 2019 4:20 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


frogbs, Friday, 29 March 2019 21:44 (ten months ago) link

He's currently suffering from a form of psychosis that prevents him from realizing that his form of psychosis from back in the past never actually went away. It's a mutivalent breakdown of cognitive function, real wild stuff.

WAS ACTING A FOOL AND FELL ON GRILL (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 21:47 (ten months ago) link

is it part of the psychosis that he makes money off of it?

I am message board pro and respond when talked to (stevie), Friday, 29 March 2019 22:16 (ten months ago) link

I think that was the catalyst but know he does know what money is or how to use it.

WAS ACTING A FOOL AND FELL ON GRILL (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 22:17 (ten months ago) link

'know he does know'

Apparently Alex Jones Brain Disease is contagious, yikes.

WAS ACTING A FOOL AND FELL ON GRILL (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 22:18 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

It's a conspiracy not even worthy of Jones

Tiltin' My Lens Photography (stevie), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 08:36 (nine months ago) link

That’s not what a lot of people I know are saying. A lot of people are saying it’s true. Plus - the ‘Alex Jones’ people AND the ‘Bill Hicks’ people have awfully quiet about it, which is suspicious

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 12:47 (nine months ago) link

'Sam Kinison' people noticeably silent as well

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 13:49 (nine months ago) link


Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 14:13 (nine months ago) link

C’mon, they just both have “Texas White Dude Face”. That’s all there is to it

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:46 (nine months ago) link

also, they are both dead

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:47 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

That apparently prompted Jones to blow up during his show Friday night, accusing Mattei of deliberately planting the child porn (the rant begins at the 2:33:30 timestamp, when Jones offers a $1 million reward to find and convict whoever sent the porn).

“I like women with big giant tits and big asses,” Jones growled. “I don’t like kids like you goddamn rapists. Eff-heads.”

Then the far-right commentator started yelling, “You fucks are going to get it.”

“You fucks are going to get it,” he shouted. “You fucking child molesters. I’ll fucking get you in the end. You fucks.”

Jones repeated his reward offer: “You’re trying to set me up with child porn, I’ll get your ass. One million dollars, you little gang members. One million dollars to put your head on a pike.”

At another point during the segment (timestamp 2:37:23), Jones slammed his fist on a picture of Mattei and muttered, “I’m gonna ki…” and cuts himself off.

“Anyway, I’m done,” Jones said. “Total war! You want it, you got it.”

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 03:18 (eight months ago) link

I will be so happy when someone sues his ass for every penny he has and wins.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 03:29 (eight months ago) link

That article says it was stuff "sent to infowars addresses" which sounds entirely plausible as it could be any nutbar follower (or hater) sending shit to his inboxes! Doesnt mean anyones planting shit on him... is he that dense?

Why hasnt he died of an explosive aneurysm already.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 05:38 (eight months ago) link

Based on watching his video deposition, I'd say they have a solid chance of winning. Some obvious stuff: he said he had changed his mind on sandy hook a few years ago, but then ther were clips of him saying it was fake a few months ago. He says he didn't profit off his show, but then said the ads he ran on the show weren't part of the show. He said the decision making was done by a team of 3 people, but later said that he had the final say on everything.

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 06:25 (eight months ago) link

He said a supplement was making his body more lean and chiseled, but after 6 weeks he was was just redder and sweatier

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 06:43 (eight months ago) link

Makes sense that the guy who promoted Pizzagate would get unsolicited conspiracy tips with photos in his email box.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 11:14 (eight months ago) link

he should put a call in for one of those vacant cabinet posts get himself some blanket executive privilege

I mean he was qualified before but child porn would take him over the top

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 11:27 (eight months ago) link

I don't normally make a habit of watching Alex Jones clips that get sent around (yeah the guy screams whatever i get it) but this one made me laugh pretty hard bc after he's done with his first gasp of ranting and raving, the camera cuts to reveal that his guest on the show is his own defense attorney, who begins patiently trying to explain to Jones why it's not normally a good idea to place a $1m bounty on your enemies' heads on live radio

One Eye Open, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 13:19 (eight months ago) link

i've had a hard time following this. so the porn was sent to them...but they didn't see it and they handed over a bunch of files to the investigators on this case? is that what happened? how fucking dumb is infowars? Is that a rhetorical question? Is this one?

akm, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 13:26 (eight months ago) link

“I like women with big giant tits and big asses,” Jones growled. “I don’t like kids like you goddamn rapists. Eff-heads.”

Well that's why he sent the porn he didn't like instead of keeping it innit?

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 18:42 (eight months ago) link

Can someone put that in transformer?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 18:47 (eight months ago) link

I like that he censored himself by saying "F-heads". Very thoughtful for his younger listeners

One Eye Open, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 19:24 (eight months ago) link

Anyone who's been through finishing school can tell you that it's untoward to utter the f-word in the midst of a tacit death threat.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 19:35 (eight months ago) link

Hang on, sampling “I like big giant tits and big asses” for my new techno track.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 19:40 (eight months ago) link

"I like big butts and all I do is lie"

Like A Turrican (stevie), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 22:24 (eight months ago) link

A classic infowars moment for sure

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 22:51 (eight months ago) link

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