Alex Jones

So which kung fu movie has he just watched?

"there were two breakaway governments and two shadows governments—it's in the documents—so, you had one that was british-run and one that was german-run ... they said, 'we've got all this on the drawing board, a plan to poison the food and water, a plan for off-world bases, by the way, we're taking hardcore drugs and we're in contact with aliens.' ... you go to the real, deep phD-level history books, nasa is the german breakaway government..."

I gotta look into these books, with the secrets that are that are right there in the writing...

I’m sure he provides links and references to the exact passages after every show

"it's in the literature, man"
"what literature?"
"mainline historical books about ss castles where they go, 'the aliens want blood,' so they'd kill like twenty kids and everything, so the aliens would like..."
"the aliens wanted blood?"
"it brings them in like sharks, and they'd give them technology, like, 'this is how it works. you build the atomic weapons this way,' and the aliens are, like, telepathic. and they would, like, show them bombers. and the aliens are, like, telepathic. they would, like, mindmeld and give them the technology. they were bad aliens. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS. THE NAZIS BELIEVED THIS. are you surprised the nazis were influenced by demons? but joe what i'm telling you is, no media will attack this."

"the germans were seduced because they had high IQs but more than that, they were psychically connected to each other and would work like robots. the EU and chinese want robots to replace us because they'll follow orders. and the chinese are very conscious when they're conscious but they're also very robotic—but the germans are just as robotic, so this entity system picked germans as its attempt even in world war 1 and world war 2 and it was manipulating the brits as well and it was offering them technology but two different paths, one was social control and all this other stuff with the brits, and the other was high-tech weapons, interdimensional with the germans. so, whoever these players are—and you can dial into it but it's very dangerous—they're manipulating the british arm versus the german arm and then they've got the chinese arm that is almost seen as, like, a robot army. so, the globalists go to these events and take bigger and bigger doses of drugs..."

someone has been taking large doses of drugs, for sure

for along time I wasn't buying into this line of thought, but to see it simplified and distilled like this has me coming around

"dude, they-they-they turn your heart off for five minutes and pump oxygen into your blood and you're in the meetings—and i've talked to people that are involved, i mean, top scientists—you're in the meetings with frickin' aliens—elves are the main group..."

i wish alex jones never cashed in on being a racist far-right guy and just exposed elves.

"what's adrenochrome?"
"oh, man, dude..."

I'll never understand why people continue to pay any attention to this pud. It's like coming back every day to see how the putrefaction of that dead pigeon on the side of the road is progressing.

http://www.kissingivankatrump.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/alex-jones-redder-1024x576.jpg

That will never not be one of the funniest pictures in existence.

His watch is different in the second picture. What other changes can *you* find?

Would like to see Human League issue a rerelease of 'Being Boiled' with this as the sleeve.

he's sucking in his gut a bit harder

I don't usually listen to This American Life, but while hanging at the airport I heard a piece (maybe a follow-up piece?) on Jones and his Sandy Hook truther followers. It was predictably disgusting, with one or two minor silver linings. But it was followed by a piece by Jon Ronson unravelling Jones's creation myth. The guy apparently regularly claims he moved to Austin from outside Dallas because he ratted out (during a school assembly) local police for dealing drugs, but interviews with classmates indicate that likely never happened. Turns out the real impetus (by many accounts) is that, no surprise, Jones was a bully and an agitator who one day beat the shit out of a classmate and left him with permanent damage; Jones' dad visited this kid in the hospital and paid his bills, or something to that extent. But time passed and Jones is invited to some house party, which turned out to be a setup, as friends of this injured kid jump *him* and beat the shit out of him, and apparently the humiliation is so bad his family had to move. As Ronson indicates, that might not be the exact truth, but it's much closer to the truth than what Jones has been pedaling.

The crazy (but not crazy) thing is that a lot of these former classmates of Jones calling BS are conspiracy theory assholes themselves. Even the one kid who got seriously beat up, who had no idea Alex Jones has a popular show and the ear of the president.

Anyway, unrelated to that he gives Ronson a statement re: Sandy Hook, and boy does it sound like someone put the fear of legal god in him. I hope the parents suing him leave him with nothing but vitamin suppositories.

yeah that was an interesting show--especially the classmates of Jones talking about him walking the halls with demon eyes telling people he was the antichrist

So there was basically never a time when his profound mental illness wasn't readily apparent, cool, glad that wound has been allowed to fester.

seems like a chill dude:

https://www.facebook.com/echoplexmedia/videos/371049746819225/

that's no way to treat our future president.

Wow. Of COURSE the great @JTiloveTX has the story on AJs Sandy Hook deposiiton, where he told lawyers he “almost had like a form of psychosis back in the past where I basically thought everything was staged" https://t.co/oMPCJDIV0D

— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) March 29, 2019

But then does this:

Throwing fuel on the fire, Jones on Monday questioned the circumstances surrounding the death of Jeremy Richman, one of the Sandy Hook parents who is suing him for defamation in Connecticut, whose body was found that morning in the Newtown building where Richman, a neuroscientist, had created a foundation named for his daughter Avielle, to encourage brain research into the causes of violent behavior. The state's chief medical examiner ruled the death a suicide.

"I mean, how do I get a fair trial with stuff like this?," Jones said on InfoWars.

seems like a chill dude:

https://www.facebook.com/echoplexmedia/videos/371049746819225/

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, March 25, 2019 4:20 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*chili

He's currently suffering from a form of psychosis that prevents him from realizing that his form of psychosis from back in the past never actually went away. It's a mutivalent breakdown of cognitive function, real wild stuff.

is it part of the psychosis that he makes money off of it?

I think that was the catalyst but know he does know what money is or how to use it.

'know he does know'

Apparently Alex Jones Brain Disease is contagious, yikes.

Had not heard of this theory...

https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/the-conspiracy-theory-that-alex-jones-is-actually-legendary-long-dead-texas-comedian-bill-hicks/

It's a conspiracy not even worthy of Jones

That’s not what a lot of people I know are saying. A lot of people are saying it’s true. Plus - the ‘Alex Jones’ people AND the ‘Bill Hicks’ people have awfully quiet about it, which is suspicious

'Sam Kinison' people noticeably silent as well

ironic

C’mon, they just both have “Texas White Dude Face”. That’s all there is to it

also, they are both dead

That apparently prompted Jones to blow up during his show Friday night, accusing Mattei of deliberately planting the child porn (the rant begins at the 2:33:30 timestamp, when Jones offers a $1 million reward to find and convict whoever sent the porn).

“I like women with big giant tits and big asses,” Jones growled. “I don’t like kids like you goddamn rapists. Eff-heads.”

Then the far-right commentator started yelling, “You fucks are going to get it.”

“You fucks are going to get it,” he shouted. “You fucking child molesters. I’ll fucking get you in the end. You fucks.”

Jones repeated his reward offer: “You’re trying to set me up with child porn, I’ll get your ass. One million dollars, you little gang members. One million dollars to put your head on a pike.”

At another point during the segment (timestamp 2:37:23), Jones slammed his fist on a picture of Mattei and muttered, “I’m gonna ki…” and cuts himself off.

“Anyway, I’m done,” Jones said. “Total war! You want it, you got it.”

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/sandy-hook-alex-jones-lawsuit-threat-infowars

I will be so happy when someone sues his ass for every penny he has and wins.

That article says it was stuff "sent to infowars addresses" which sounds entirely plausible as it could be any nutbar follower (or hater) sending shit to his inboxes! Doesnt mean anyones planting shit on him... is he that dense?

Why hasnt he died of an explosive aneurysm already.

Based on watching his video deposition, I'd say they have a solid chance of winning. Some obvious stuff: he said he had changed his mind on sandy hook a few years ago, but then ther were clips of him saying it was fake a few months ago. He says he didn't profit off his show, but then said the ads he ran on the show weren't part of the show. He said the decision making was done by a team of 3 people, but later said that he had the final say on everything.

He said a supplement was making his body more lean and chiseled, but after 6 weeks he was was just redder and sweatier

Makes sense that the guy who promoted Pizzagate would get unsolicited conspiracy tips with photos in his email box.

he should put a call in for one of those vacant cabinet posts get himself some blanket executive privilege

I mean he was qualified before but child porn would take him over the top

I don't normally make a habit of watching Alex Jones clips that get sent around (yeah the guy screams whatever i get it) but this one made me laugh pretty hard bc after he's done with his first gasp of ranting and raving, the camera cuts to reveal that his guest on the show is his own defense attorney, who begins patiently trying to explain to Jones why it's not normally a good idea to place a $1m bounty on your enemies' heads on live radio

i've had a hard time following this. so the porn was sent to them...but they didn't see it and they handed over a bunch of files to the investigators on this case? is that what happened? how fucking dumb is infowars? Is that a rhetorical question? Is this one?

“I like women with big giant tits and big asses,” Jones growled. “I don’t like kids like you goddamn rapists. Eff-heads.”

Well that's why he sent the porn he didn't like instead of keeping it innit?

Can someone put that in transformer?

I like that he censored himself by saying "F-heads". Very thoughtful for his younger listeners

Anyone who's been through finishing school can tell you that it's untoward to utter the f-word in the midst of a tacit death threat.

Hang on, sampling “I like big giant tits and big asses” for my new techno track.

"I like big butts and all I do is lie"