Eurovision 2019

Ukraine has officially dropped out of Eurovision as they can’t find anyone willing to take the place of the nominee who wouldn’t sign the nationalist pledge.

Idiots but good for her standing up to it

into Iceland's EBM tribute to Azerbaijan 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CU-xnPsSHE

also here for Portugal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSbp8lwCQp8

Yeah that's a standout.

Word on a US broadcast? (logo out maybe netflix?)

Being Portuguese and knowing Conan is so weird/funny to see his name here at ILM.

this is a nice song, but my favourite of his is this one

https://youtu.be/HYCWK4IVlpM

hi!

Sandstorm ftw

Also I was impressed by the Czech 1975-core

Also Poland kinda gav3 me Knife vibes

it's this guy again!

The Czech entry is a friend of mine so I suspended my boycott for three minutes. He did well!

he looked very happy

He always does. He is like a puppy in human form.

Australia a bit Kate Bush?

AUS staging was good. Iceland next!

Ok Iceland is memorable. So far only Czech and Australia have been in what’s been mostly a disappointing semi

Estonia so grim it could be Denmark

But the entertainment value!

it's that guy again!

Things have picked up quite a bit in the last few things even enjoyed portugal’s weirdness

Well done, Albert!

Oh my god, Iceland's reaction.

Romania’s the first interesting one tonight

SF2 pretty dull. Norway/Albania/Azerbaijan were fine I guess.

No-one watching? What's with all the melodramatic over-the-top ballads?

I’m watching! Russia may be the best this time.

I'm watching. Malta was pretty good, Albania was one of those operatic things that never works well, Czech Republic was catchy but o____O those lyrics, Germany meh, Russia trying too hard again, Denmark's Lily Allen, San Marino's singing dentist might score highly, North Macedonia a bit overwrought.

I saw the Czech Republic's entry, which looked like a parody of The 1975, and immediately felt that this decade should hurry up and fuck off.

The Singing Dentist gets my vote.

This Swedish song is pretty good once it gets going, then it sounds like an actual current pop song.

I'm hoping there's some over the top pyro and furious double hand tapping guitar solos at some point. Or even something like that Greek entry from the early '00s where they were dressed as robots and singing "GIVE THE PASSWORD!"

Wow, Slovenia is pretty cool, the best song so far.

Cool but if the next song is some bosh-bosh number it'll be overshadowed.

... guess what?

Complete with 'Making Your Mind Up' costume rip.

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Probably the first time an Eurovision song has mentioned the 808?

Oh god, The Netherlands entry is everything I fucking hate in music, right down to its woooooooooh's.

This is supposed to be the favourite?!

Chris Martin's favourite.

Ugh, please tell me that won't win.

this lady from Greece sounds like she’s singing through a pillow

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— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 18, 2019

I like her voice and performance in the verses, but the chorus is too generic.

Is that Mayim Bialik onstage during the Greek entry!?

"Where you wanna fuck?"

With a voice like that, feels like she could've done something less bombastic to make it stand out more.

"I can hug the water when it snows"!?!

Why is he called Duncan Lawrence?

I don't think a black singer has ever won, right?

I thought Sweden won with a ... non-white singer?

I don't actually know what ethnicity she was though tbh.

Sweden track needs a better chorus. Fun backing vox though.

Britain giving max to Norway pop is reassuring tho

Berber iirc xp

Radio 2 now playing “Euphoria”. Now that is a song.

Loreen is of North African descent, I think. That's the only time a non-white person has won, right? Or does Jamala count?

Was listening to Loreen in the car today

...next year in Amsterdam?

Anyway, the last time the Dutch won:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjn_kTo2-yw

Belgium's going to boycott next year because the Dutch occupy part of the sea.

Dave Benton, winner in 2009, representing Estonia but from Aruba, not white.

(2001 not 2009, duh)

san marino woz robbed

I can't remember, has Norway or Sweden ever sent a Sami singer before to the contest? I know Finland hasn't.

― Tuomas, Saturday, May 18, 2019 10:21 PM (two days ago)

Late answer here, but OH YES INDEED, complete with references to then-recent Sami protests against hydroelectric development in northern Norway. This joik was sounding around the schoolyards for AGES it felt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSx4lUPX9KY

good final, only disliked about three entries

norway for me, just edging iceland

nxd otm

Norway were good, but lose points for me for the bald guy. Reminded me of that dude from Aqua.

Yes this was also noted during our viewing party, followed by interjections of “come on Barbie lets go party” throughout the performance.

The Israelies produced a great show this year.

Israelis

Israelites.

Madonna's been uploading videos of her performance up on Instagram, with vocals audibly fixed with autotune.

Eurovision 2019: UK's last-placed entry has score lowered

More heinous shit courtesy of Viktor Orbán:

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/nov/27/hungary-pulls-out-of-eurovision-amid-rise-in-anti-lgbt-rhetoric

The sooner somebody shoots that cunt the better