WRONG DUDE

Lindstrøm in my Spotify release radar this week. Spotify has dude separate from the main dude, but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNoexMP8cfE

How's everyone else's night going? pic.twitter.com/TyDrEQNCK0

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) February 27, 2019

For the Twitter illiterate among us, anybody wanna paraphrase that?

I take it there's some famous "Matt Gertz" out there?

In America there is, I imagine.

https://www.finderskeepersrecords.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/FKR097LP-12-INCH-SLEEVE-3MM-SPINE-v6-low-res-400x400.jpg https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR17AxA6a2glx-iARYnrErD-l7XFE5cEfWurzag8BPWEoplc9GZWQ

LOL, I was reading about the musical Dennis Wise recently.

The guy in question above is actually Matt Gaetz, but apparently Matt Gertz gets an awful lot of people mistakenly tweeting at him. For context: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/27/accused-witness-tampering-matt-gaetz-apologizes-deletes-tweet-insists-he-wasnt-threatening-cohen/

I mostly just posted it because I found the screenshot of repeated "wrong guy" responses amusing.

https://i.imgur.com/amB5rD4.jpg

Nice!

trimming the beard takes years off him

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuxD7O3AQGj

That poor guy.

On the other hand, he must be scoring big time with the middle aged white ladies.👍🏻

I know a guy named Michael McDonald.

The only one who hasn't ever made a wisecrack about it is the guy named Michael Jordan.

Hey I know a mmcd too. Ha. A musician.

Pretty common name, unlike Patrick McAloon - deems will be along any minute to tell me otherwise.

Still think this could be a scene from Voyagers.

https://i.imgur.com/MvoUcxp.gif

Following on from the Reverend Cornelius Cardew...

https://img.discogs.com/I1RlIuqtJE8y-gDSKHei2ZuA_vI=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4964343-1380765246-4670.jpeg.jpg

... though, tbf, reggae fans might have it the other way round.

https://www.discogs.com/Little-Wayne-Never-Get-To-Heaven-/release/13389656

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51XNYEcHNgL.jpg

Ha, nice one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyYbBd26Uas

The Feelies were a Seattle-based band active from 1968-1969, composed of Gordon Kjellberg (guitar), "Wild Bill" Hornibrook (keyboards), Rick Fondell/Rick Bullard (bass), and "Shuga" George Clark/George "Shakey Roe" O'Brien (drums).

this guy should own this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OzspEcQG8

that guy's too good, i think jazz steve lacy is going to have to be consigned to "wrong dude" status :(

https://www.futilitycloset.com/2019/03/26/crime-control/

In 1973 University of Montreal mathematician Václav Chvátal showed that, in a gallery with n vertices, n/3 guards will always be enough to do the job. (If n/3 is not an integer, you can dispense with the fractional guard.) And Bowdoin College mathematician Steve Fisk found a beautifully simple proof of Chvátal’s result.

Can't link the image as I don't have a RYM account, but I saw this today in the wild:

https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/john_barry__usa_/the_two_sides_of_john_barry.p/

#BREAKING: LAPD says Eric Holder is wanted for Homicide in the shooting of Nipsey Hussle. He was last seen in a 2016 white 4 door Chevy Cruze CA license plate 7RJD742.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41wqophzwmL._SX325_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Heh, just reminded me of this guy: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152464/?ref_=nv_sr_1

https://i.imgur.com/jSsylcv.png

https://www.wtae.com/news-team/3cd2acdd-2876-4396-a74b-deb6340951e8

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2019/06/13/rural-iowa-feud-sheriff-wont-honor-small-towns-arrests/1445042001/

Wethington said the main problem is that Robert Smith, one of the town's three full-time officers, has a history of being untruthful, using questionable force and generating complaints about his harsh demeanor. And Durant's police chief, he says, is aware of the problems but hired Smith anyway last year even though some of them have to be disclosed to criminal defendants.

I want to know who this is, track him down, and write up his life story. This is a promise.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre)

This shouldn't be too difficult LBI, here's his address and phone number.

Damn! This is why you sought this thread (on the 'what was that thread' thread). How did you stumble upon this now? I'm positive this wasn't there initially.

Colour me very surprised that the address and phone number are Belgian, not Dutch.

I am taking this up. Will report back.

I think this must have been somewhere between Soft Machine and Matching Mole...

https://img.discogs.com/RGGuHhPVwbT9PiFGinHugL_rKeg=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4562902-1368461505-6670.jpeg.jpg

Lol

Our Robert would not be above a pun like that

Bit of a cheat as it is his dad.

https://img.discogs.com/rQjK3T6VWwmlm72-HNMWipu86fY=/fit-in/600x605/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-11203570-1511884125-1345.jpeg.jpg

I'm sure I read somewhere about his father being a classical harmonica player but I didn't realize what a big deal he was - Henry Cowell wrote a concerto for him, for instance!

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/27/us/politics/joe-walsh-president-racist-tweets.html

I'm sure I read somewhere about his father being a classical harmonica player but I didn't realize what a big deal he was - Henry Cowell wrote a concerto for him, for instance!

In fact there is some famous story about Villa-Lobos and Segovia having a fite about technique and playability, and in one version I heard it was represented as being overheard by John Sebastian, Jr. while Villa-Lobos was at his house, although once I checked the dates and it didn’t seem to work.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/smithwi05.shtml

https://i.imgur.com/ZNbpQLF_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

https://i.imgur.com/DA6bRSu_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

https://i.imgur.com/yjoEy6X_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

https://i.imgur.com/NTmSxp4_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

These are beyond WRONG DUDE, they also employ WRONG PLACE

Movies could be made based on these terrible alerts

Mr. Chow’s megamansion (as depicted in the Hammond article) looks sick, I’ll take that one

https://i.imgur.com/p9ZKqsl.png