The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

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STOP THE BOATS BECAUSE PROBABLY PAEDOPHILES, also maybe we should be kinder to this literally convicted paedophile

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 10:17 (five years ago) link

why does the left hate christians that are convicted child rapistsp

JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 10:38 (five years ago) link

RIP Christopher Pyne, the Adelaide Advertiser needed an urbane conservative hot take columnist.

JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Friday, 1 March 2019 23:06 (five years ago) link

I'm worry the shy racist fuckstick vote is strong.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, February 17, 2019 11:08 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And yet in *Queensland*

Also the CFMEU, demanding everyone supports Adani...

― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, February 17, 2019 11:37 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wish there could be at least some consistency in QLD racists.

S-, Monday, 4 March 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link

arrogant kiddy-fucking bigot in prison until 2022 if paroled, 2025 otherwise, basically nothing if appealed successfully

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:25 (five years ago) link

I would buy this kid a beer.

Someone has just slapped an egg on the back of Australian Senator Fraser Anning's head, who immediately turned around and punched him in the face. @politicsabc @abcnews pic.twitter.com/HkDZe2rn0X

— Henry Belot (@Henry_Belot) March 16, 2019

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 16 March 2019 06:20 (five years ago) link

how good is egg boy, he is the nation's hero

JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 16 March 2019 13:36 (five years ago) link

replace the union jack on the flag with that egg

JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 16 March 2019 13:37 (five years ago) link

i love and admire that kid with all of my heart

estela, Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

if egg boy turns out to be a milkshake duck i will scream

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 16 March 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

In the inner SE suburbs rn, haven't heard any non-st Patrick's day screaming

S-, Sunday, 17 March 2019 13:15 (five years ago) link

fuuuuuck, Latham

(also available in comma-free variety)

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 March 2019 11:36 (five years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 24 March 2019 07:34 (five years ago) link

Go home NSW yr drunk

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 March 2019 02:29 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

watch these fuckheads get a third term

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 22:42 (five years ago) link

every PM gets a courtesy election

blokes you can't rust (sic), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 22:56 (five years ago) link

He's ready

https://www.dropbox.com/s/w079xnpc3ov8kbk/scomo.png?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link

Should we (not me) create a dedicated ILE election thread? Bonus points for working "Engadine Maccas" into the thread title.

Vernon Locke, Thursday, 11 April 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link

Couldn't get Engadine in there and this guy.

Captain GetUp is Coming for Your Democracy Sausage

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 11 April 2019 00:40 (five years ago) link

“astroturfing lobby group is bad” — astroturfing lobby group

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 00:45 (five years ago) link

Is it just me or does ScoMo look like he's eating a turd, there.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 11 April 2019 00:53 (five years ago) link

cannibalism imo

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 01:11 (five years ago) link

Trayce I'm p sure it's coming *out* of there

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 11 April 2019 02:27 (five years ago) link

lol @ both of yers.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 11 April 2019 06:38 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

On my walk to the tram this morning I found an abandoned go11iw0g on the pavement. Adored childhood toy or not I stuffed it straight in the nearest bin. It still astounds me how this shit hasn’t some level of acceptability here, only a couple of years ago the mother and baby store was displaying these nasty things in the window.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

I'm p sure that it's because we had such a low proportion of non-white African immigrants - it literally never registered with ppl as representing anything about humans, just a fantasy figure from British childrens books. which we had vastly more of than local ones, and substantially more than American ones.

blokes you can't rust (sic), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link

every single time i see golliwogs for sale in australia, they’re being sold by old white people in the outer suburbs or a country town. every single time.

btw props to ios for autocorrecting away “golliwogs”. good work apple.

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 01:02 (four years ago) link

one of my first sewing machine lessons with my grandma was making a golliwog when i was like 10

ahoy small country town :(

oof

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 05:00 (four years ago) link

wow, and in country australia at 10 years old (pre-internet) you can’t possibly know what’s going on

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 05:55 (four years ago) link

I’ve seen them for sale in Thornbury and CBD Melbourne in recent years.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 06:31 (four years ago) link

Displayed prominently in windows for fucks sake.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 06:32 (four years ago) link

sometimes it just feels like they’re making a point about their right to be arseholes

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 06:57 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

from a youtube comment under Teenage Mullet Fury:

The 'unisex salon' joke was funny when this video came out in the 90's. Back then Aus society still had (and glorified) the differences in the sexes. Guys wouldn't go to 'unisex' salons without getting bagged. So this video was once at the forefront of feminist cultural marxism. Fuck Merrick & Rosso, your funny cunts but faaarrk, look what your helping

blokes you can't rust (sic), Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:22 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

the right: businesses should be allowed to do anything

also the right: how dare businesses stand up against homophobia

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 10:39 (four years ago) link

why does peter dutton always look as if he’s wearing a stocking over his head

estela, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 10:53 (four years ago) link

I always knew this country had problems, but the absolute astonishing shameless stupidity of pretty much everyone in public life remains surprising.

hey remember when labor lost to scott morrison & peter dutton because they chose a weird unit wife guy to be their leader? hilarious

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 11:25 (four years ago) link

hey remember when the press conspired to return the worst government in australian history and everyone blamed bill shorten? hilarious

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 June 2019 23:11 (four years ago) link

not having a go at you kbp, just fucked off with the sudden narrative that bill was “”””””unelectable””””””

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 June 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

^^^^^^^ this

also hello COGH, I never forgot you

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Saturday, 29 June 2019 06:30 (four years ago) link

everyone is to blame

(except me)

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 29 June 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The unflushable turd has popped up to bang on about wind farms.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 19 July 2019 08:19 (four years ago) link

Was about to start a weekly poll on here called "The dumbest, simplistic thing said this week by the mouth breather prime minister" but there's just too many nominations, folks.

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 20 July 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link

Just start a rolling thread

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 20 July 2019 01:50 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Fuck this tepid labor shower of shites. When even the liberal party can find room for a real live communist it’s time to stop vacillating on the progressive issues of the day. Some of the damper parts of Queensland are on fire and you’re still worried about pissing of the knuckle staggers in the bush.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 00:57 (four years ago) link

The policy of capitulation-but-worse doesn't even make electoral sense. You're going to spend three years standing up for homophobia and police states and fracking and complaining that the concentration camps aren't harsh enough, in order to... win over 3.2% of LNP voters? While somehow assuming that you're not going to lose a massive chunk of your regular voters?

Abbott got in by relentlessly spending eight hours a day, six days a week sledging a government that was actually doing pretty well and passing lots of decent legislation. Perhaps you might motivate people by deciding to be in opposition, and talking about how the govt are doing horrible things that will destroy individuals' lives and the ecosystem? Just an idea!

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 01:38 (four years ago) link

Appeal to farmers by talking every fucking day about how climate change is going to fuck them sooner and worse than everyone else.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link

What the fuck is the ALP for. They'd rather vote against anything worthwhile on the basis that the Green support it than actually stand for anything.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link

i have all but stopped paying attention to all politics since the election. we have no control, bigots and fuckheads have corrupted democracy, and the country is too fucking stupid to see any of this. it’s over. australia is over.

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link

fuckheads have corrupted democracy

stopped-clock peripatetic PM Kev07 citing the Nine absorption of Fairfax as the death of free media in the country in a lecture about Murdoch

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 04:08 (four years ago) link


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