♫ Your NOMINATIONS for the best songs under 2 minutes poll ♫ (nominations close MARCH 1ST)

We need to honor the smallest masterpieces, cause I think the results will probably be dominated by songs that are 1:59

― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Tuesday, February 26, 2019 12:33 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^

I'm more optimistic! I think we're going to get a health number in the 1:20-1:40 range.

Cat Stevens - Was Dog A Doughnut? (1:17)

Foolishly I forgot the track is much longer than this and was going by an edit of it on a mix by M.A.N.D.Y. - disqualify!

On placing limits on artists: I agree that a ballot that is almost all tracks by, say, the Minutemen or They Might Be Giants would be a) boring, and b) not really in the spirit of these multi-artist song polls, but I'm all for leaving that all up to the individual voter, rather than disciplining people into putting together ballots they wouldn't have otherwise. I had already decided on a personal rule of no more than three songs per artist (which I mostly did to curb the number of GbV tracks I'd include because, again, that'd be boring).

On the voting/campaigning period: 3 weeks works for me.

wait nobody nominated “tea for the tillerman” ?

noooooooooo

Man the nomination closing date should of been in the OP or thread title.

sorry

Just checking to make sure we got...

White Stripes - Now Mary (1:47)

Jack White’s best ever song

Man the nomination closing date should of been in the OP or thread title

Q: how long will this nominations thread last?
A: um, how about March 1, does that sound ok?

dang now mary is so so good. oh well

hey everyone, sorry, i have been acting in a confusing way. i've been working really long hours during my last week of my current job, and preparing to start a new job the following week, getting on new insurance, all that shit. it's been stressful.

er long story short, yes, nominations can extend through March 1st. please don't nominate 1500 more songs. if i get a moment today i'll ask a mod to update the title

gotcha

*hugs mod*

Thank you. I was still debating which Heavy Vegetable and Thingy songs to choose

One great thing about this poll is that I discovered Thingy put out a long lost album 2018.

no problem, really, and it's dumb that i forgot i mentioned that in the OP. my bad. plus, as long as the new wave of nominations is less intense than the rate at which i can enter the existing ones, i will have time to catch up

also, the fact that everyone is enthusiastically nominating things is a good thing and i shouldn't complain

*texts my therapist to let her know how i'm improving self-talk*

I can push my nominations towards 20 then, woohoo

Rival Schools - High Acetate (1:53)

I liked the ordered 1-10, 11-25, 26-50 system that was proposed. Maybe it could be the default option ?
Under-30 seconds top 5 sounds good, even if I really have no clue what to put there.

Yay! Thanks for extending it. Not voting for Now Mary would be plain wrong.

I definitely like having bottom tier/s on ranked lists

I liked the idea upthread of small numbers but just tiers after say 20:

1. 1
2. 0.95
3. 0.9
4. 0.85
5. 0.81
6. 0.77
7. 0.73
8. 0.69
9. 0.65
10. 0.62
11. 0.59
12. 0.56
13. 0.53
14. 0.5
15. 0.47
16. 0.45
17. 0.43
18. 0.41
19. 0.39
20. 0.37

21-30. 0.35

31-40. 0.25

41-50. 0.2

I've been a little bit unprepared for listening to the Spotify playlist, as I've been doing it mostly passively; a lot of times I have a vague liking to a song and then it's already over and I have to listen to it again to make sure I actually liked it!

Juanita Rogers - I'm So Glad You Love Me (1:40)
Martin Chambers - A Swift One (approx 1:00)
Louis & Bebe Barron - Robby, the Cook, and 60 Gallons of Booze (0:56)
Doris Hays - Somersault Beat (1:48)
Boys Boys - Monkey Monkey (1:56)
Scrap Brain - Don't Talk To Me (1:07)
Don Higgins & Ted Determan - The Ultra Bath (1:39)
Guernica - Bremen (1:19)
Bongwater - I Need a New Tape (1:40)
Capsule - Open the Gate (1:27)
DODDODO - WhiteHouseDisco (1:52)
Halmens - 焼きソバ老人 (1:43)
Raymond Scott - Lightworks (approx 1:50)
Tierra Whack - Hungry Hippo (1:00)
Tierra Whack - Flea Market (1:00)
John S. Hall & Kramer - Garbage Party (1:39)
John S. Hall & Kramer - Francis Bacon (1:51)
Jun Togawa - ある晴れた日 (0:34)
Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - The New Teller (1:39)

The Juanita Rogers also has a longer version, both versions are on Sun Ra's The Second Stop Is Jupiter LP. It looks like there might be a longer version of 'The New Teller' on some comp, the 1:39 version is a bonus on the Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers S/T album.

Wish I could have voted for Bongwater's "What If" (2:01).

Tom Gray - Tea Song (1:11)

mosquito - down 1:58
god is my co-pilot - handsome molly 1:14
god is my co-pilot - sun, wind 1:34
blanche blanche blanche - uncrazy 1:48
the mummies - that's mighty childish 1:57
the curtains - brunswick stew 1:43
gastr del sol - parenthetically 1:20
dawson - booger hall 1:34
dawson - biceps (do you wanna feel 'em) 1:45
jad fair - shoes 0:26

that's me out now - no way i'm wading through 153 tracks of fat day, much as i love em

Todd Rundgren - Izzat Love (1:55)

think that was already nominated

shit,sry, i control f'd but didn't see the whole thread

Louis Cole - Thinking (1:52)

spoti playlist listening just went from sleater kinney "a real man" --> the glands "call me doctor"
that was A+ transition if that was done on purpose

Isn't Call Me Doctor great?

yes. but i've pretty much agreed with your take on the glands in general ever since reading your enthusiastic posts on 'em

Ha! Well thank you. Have you heard Double Coda?

certainly. feel like i'm still getting to know it but listen to it semi-regularly. i love the sonic variety and it seems like another STRONG batch of songs. the closer is a real beauty, too

just going in on the playlist and i'd never heard any they might be giants before, just got through all their nominated songs... this is something people really like?

hahaha right there with you

Same, except I’d heard them before. Many of my friends were obsessed with them in middle school

Entirely the fault of Tiny Toons, man.

kiss me son of god has a real shot to be my number one on this here thing

so haters can all stand on their own heads

just going in on the playlist and i'd never heard any they might be giants before, just got through all their nominated songs... this is something people really like?

― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, February 28, 2019 11:42 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously what the fuck

kiss me son of god has a real shot to be my number one on this here thing

― voodoo chili, Thursday, February 28, 2019 12:20 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow why? i hope not. going through this list I have no idea how anyone could even guess what the top 10 could remotely look like. just seems like this is going to be all over the map.

he said HIS number one tbf lol

oh got it

ok but voodoo.... why?

or do we have to wait for the next thread before discussing such things?

yeah, hold yer fire! a lot of other people will have the same question, i assume, but TMBG love is real and enduring for tons of people

my last batch:

ricardo ray - stop, look and listen (1:53)
chantal goya - tu m'as trop menti (1:45)
guided by voices - cyclops (1:50)
cat stevens - tea for the tillerman (1:01)
silver jews - introduction ii (1:02)
the contents are - if you're relaxing (1:52)
the pretty things - the good mr. square (1:27)