pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

xp - you're right, looks like this thread started that very day.

that's still the only Alanis review they've published

So wait -- they ran those legitimate-seeming reviews as "April Fool's" pranks?

I can't remember what year we all decided pop music was okay again, but apparently it was after 2002

(Also, why was a Rancid/NOFX CD considered a humorously unlikely thing for Pitchfork to review?)

I think they were trying to show that even after selling out, they were still going to make a token effort to cover indie releases. It was a pretty well-executed prank, if I remember correctly. I was completely fooled until the next day, when they revealed it was a hoax. But I'm gullible.

OK, I get it.

even post 2002 pop music for awhile had to be run through a Scandinavian babelfish before it was palatable for pitchfork.

This was also the first time I can remember a website pranking readers for april fools, so this was before everyone was expecting it and there were roundups of the best ones.

Looks like it sure worked on the gullible marks at the top of this thread!

This is probably just a me thing, but the Skee Mask review today drives me crazy in that it more than once implies that he samples his own actual drumming, which is not borne out in either the sound or statements elsewhere afaic?

Jagged Little Pill is destined for the Sunday review treatment xps

xp seems like they overextended their premise or forgot it was just a premise - 'he's a drummer so he must have ~insight~ or sth into drum programming and beatmaking'

Seeing "Pitchfork has reached out to X's representatives" in basically all of their news stories drives me mental. They use it all the bloody time, and it is so fucking nagl. You want a medal for sending an email to some PR guy? It would make half sense if it actually lead to anything, an update, more news etc. But It. Never. Does.

Example: you read this piece about Spike Lee at the Oscars. You read on about the supposed row, see them quoting other media, and at the point where you basically know all there is to know about it, BOOM! "Pitchfork has reached out to Lee’s representatives for comment". Because of course all of the 25 representatives of Spike Lee have been keeping the line free and been refreshing their email every minute, waiting to hear from p4k.

It's just so incredibly smug. "Oh? A couple of hundred others probably reached out too, you say? That may be true, but... WE, the MIGHTY P4K, too sent an email. So WE will bring you an update" (if we get one) ((which never happens))

"Pitchfork has reached out to X's representatives"

I read your entire post thinking I had a missed a story tied to their Los Angeles review, and they had reached out to the band's representatives...

Anyway, I know what you mean, and I think that tic may be more reasonable/defensible if Pfork actually did a lot of original music news reporting; but they seem to basically just write up press releases most of the time.

That said, I guess there may also be some value in at least gesturing towards the mechanics of actual reporting -- as opposed to simply re-writing articles published elsewhere, summarizing social media exchanges, etc. (which is what so much online entertainment "news" has become).

Thing is, I expect nothing less of them to reach out for comment. It's journalism 1.1, it's the very least they need to be doing ffs. You don't need to tell me you reached out: reach out and if you get more news, report it.

I think it does indeed give away that they hardly do any reporting of their own any more. They want to signal that they're working on a developing story, I get that. But it has an opposite effect if you read it so often. "Oh you've reached out have you? You *actually* reached out? I am in awe..."

All those emails and phone calls going out every single day, all that reaching out to representatives, and it never goes anywhere ;_;

I am mostly surprised at this point that they still haven't got the Hollis story running.

They've reached out to Hollis' representatives iirc

The Spike Lee / Oscars story is also noteworthy for having absolutely nothing to do with music, in any way (except, I guess, for that Prince tribute outfit that Lee was wearing).

interesting that they don't have anything up yet about Mark Hollis

oh hey

I still see nothing

most places that reach out for comment mention they did so, so the subject of the piece cannot later allege (in a lawsuit or otherwise) that there was no attempt

https://www.npr.org/sections/ombudsman/2018/05/25/614159361/in-the-quest-for-comment-hurry-up-and-wait

broader: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-journalists-write-that-a-prospective-interview-subject-did-not-immediately-respond-to-a-request-inquiry

^^^

We have this argument at my student newsroom all the thime. They're reluctant to use or plain forget "X did not return calls or emails despite several attempts." It's a quick signal to readers that your reporting isn't incomplete.

When it's about actual serious stuff, of course I understand and agree re Katherine's link. But that Spike Lee thing, and many, many other p4k stories just don't warrant it even mentioning it imo. It comes across as a cop out: we've copied someone else's copy/tweets/hearsay but we did reach out ourselves too. About a story they clearly didn't break themselves.

"X did not return calls or emails despite several attempts."

This is obvious, and good, to use. Because the reaching out has been wrapped out by the writer. But 'we have reached out' as p4k uses so often is just too open.

Still in Oscar Fever mode as of 5pm, no mention of Hollis' death

Oh, and lots about R Kelly, natch

Need to make up for the time they had him headline their festival.

The Hollis silence is odd given that they recently did a Tall Talk review. Must be waiting for Cardi to tweet rip so the story has a hook.

OK that's funny

I thought I was being weird for finding it weird they had no mention of Hollis yet but I see it's been mentioned a few times already! Worthy of one of their red breaking-news headlines, even.

His death hasn't been confirmed yet, you weirdos

I can't remember what year we all decided pop music was okay again, but apparently it was after 2002

― enochroot, Monday, February 25, 2019 11:43 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

According to Pitchfork, at least, it was 2003:
Was 2003 really the year that pop "broke"?

Hollis is lead article now his death has been confirmed

so someone returned their calls

the tweet-aggregation style of obit -- which is not just Pitchfork, it's widespread now -- is so depressing to me

it makes sense for people who die unexpectedly, i think, as long as a real piece goes up later.

I don't mind seeing celebs mourning celebs--if there's some substance to it. (Thinking of stuff like Michael McDonald's tribute to Walter Becker) but often it's just a bunch of people tweeting "damn"

tweet aggregation is just the thing with every type of story now. if Trump nuked North Korea the story would be lefty twitter clapping back with

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/022/255/tumblr_inline_o58r6dmSfe1suaed2_500.gif

I hate it so much

https://pitchfork.com/levels/why-the-hellcat-is-raps-signature-muscle-car/

The Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat lives up to those qualifications. It makes the muscle cars of the past seem modest by comparison. It’s a monster second in menace only to the Demon. The Hellcat, which starts at around $70,000 for a 2019 model, has a supercharged 6.2-liter HEMI engine that is rated at 707 horsepower and 650 lb⋅ft of torque. All that to say: it’s loud and it goes fast. As YoungBoy Never Broke Again qualified it, on “Solar Eclipse”: “Hellcat, not a Charger/Way faster than a ‘Rari.”

i mean, the obvious question here is what does Chris Pratt like to listen to when he drives a car, and what was he listening to when he was 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, and soon to be fooooorty!!!!?

5: This Little Light of Mine
10: Jesus Loves Me, This I Know
15: The Old Rugged Cross
20: How Great Thou Art
25: Precious Lord
30: Peace in the Valley
35: Satan is Real
40: Amazing Grace

The name “Hellcat” carries a very singular symbolism: a Chimera rising from the infernos of the underworld. It’s a name bore by a fictional biker gang, vicious alien animals, and demon-like creatures in Dungeons & Dragons.

bore vs borne is a real pet peeve of mine; were those vicious alien animals called Hellcats only in the past and have since been renamed? Your use of tense is making me tense.

my pet peeve is erasing the back 2/3rds of the chimera