rolling amazing goal thread

think I almost prefer the second one. Very satisfying strike action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVvCVfuWVE

rolling gloriously egotistical celebrations

Bless 'im imo

Heck of a goal from Derby County’s Mason Bennett just now pic.twitter.com/hUQUyWsxef

— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) March 5, 2019

Paul Pogba just did this. What a ridiculous assist and a great finish from Griezmann. Baller. pic.twitter.com/FYD6REbFZF

— Devils of United (@DevilsOfUnited) March 22, 2019

Dybala 1-0 WHAT. A. GOAL pic.twitter.com/oD9W7obV45

— Leonardo (@leo_pennaa) August 17, 2019

we need a rolling amazing assist thread. witness odegaard for sociedad tonight

pic.twitter.com/nQgQTyWrFi

— oldham9987 (@oldham9987) September 26, 2019

amazing assists *are* amazing goals

Totally true. All the heavy lifting in a glorious splitting pass needing just a simple tap in from a striker: not a lot that goes above it imo.

TONI KROOS... CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY... GOALLLLL. pic.twitter.com/sO6RlknyV4

— fan account. (@TotalCristiano) January 8, 2020

I think this is the first time I have ever seen someone deliberately score direct from a corner.

few are as unambiguous as that, but here's a couple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_gxU41ubu8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6FFRgd0Bsc

gio reyna!

All future US teens to Dortmund plz

Shamrock Rovers 1-1 Dundalk - Wow! Jordan Flores scores a goal of the season contender to level things at Tallaght. You'll be watching this goal for years to come. #rtesocer pic.twitter.com/tIhtCrKfml

— RTÉ Soccer (@RTEsoccer) February 28, 2020

love this finish

Puskás Award for this kid, please.pic.twitter.com/Q4ImhaBkRC

— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) April 1, 2020

yeah loved that

Said Benrahma stop it. The man has a family 🤯 pic.twitter.com/AVNE4vILjH

— Kyri Demetriou (@Kyri_D) October 1, 2020

reminds me of that Oscar goal a bit

Another 10/10 goal from Brazil's Série D, this time from Portuguesa Rio.

The wacky footwork to get the ball out of defence is just... Put it this way: The throbbing vein in Roy Keane's temple would explode.

(via @MyCujoo) pic.twitter.com/YDJkxVKzAL

— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) November 9, 2020

not the goal per se but

Say hello to the next Puskas winner 🤯👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/C4Iku9RmfL

— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) November 12, 2020

puskas winner is that child in the street in brazil, this is canon

agreed

Yes, the Champions League is on...

But have you seen Nathan Ferguson’s goal for Southend United tonight? 😱pic.twitter.com/EvrV50T0C0

— Goal (@goal) February 24, 2021

they'd been looking worryingly doomed. FL needs its Essex coast cru

pic.twitter.com/AZ1OtOWZBx https://t.co/V5eTvlO8rf

— Alex Campbell (@alex_s_campbell) June 16, 2021

Not sure if this is the appropriate thread but

If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen

Oh nm that finally showed up

Anyway it's terrible, I love Concacaf

I'd be interested in seeing the betting patterns on that game

This was pretty nice:

This free-kick routine from Colombia is pure filth. 💉💉💉 pic.twitter.com/xh4Uqav6zf

— The Football Faithful (@FootyFaithfuI) June 15, 2021

Offside filth, yes

Oh wait he's just on, freezing it! Okay, good goal

If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen

― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 10:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it’s bad but in the keeper’s defense, there was what appears to be a massive gust of wind that did that to the ball

Meanwhile...

In the Ghanaian Premier League... 👀 #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/G2OPfLXp6U

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 15, 2021

What a worldie by Andreas Pereira! 🤩 #ManUtd #MUNBRE pic.twitter.com/PitzuFxG5S

— Sebastian ⚽️ (@SValaker) July 28, 2021

scholesy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87L5EMOJz3w

wait for it

Liquid football

Hey @SportsCenter you might wanna give this one a look. #RCTID pic.twitter.com/ll8pxBtVKy

— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) October 28, 2021

Can't think of where else to out this amazing display of shithousery.

@FootballRamble Things you love to see. pic.twitter.com/khuG6LlmtC

— Andy P-C (@AndyPeterson31) January 5, 2022

WHAT A GOAL! 😱😱

Angel Correa scores from just past the halfway line! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Or6Mb6Yd1w

— Premier Sports (@PremierSportsTV) January 9, 2022

Correa scores from the half way line and Simeone still looks furious about something.

Halfway line? Pah!

How about this from Salgueiro's Campeonato Pernambucano game in Brazil yesterday?

Lucão, take a bow. Patrick Schick, eat yer heart out.pic.twitter.com/R8dgcmYuVK

— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) February 7, 2022

why would you even do that, also how can you even hit a ball that far

Rony just scored THIS goal for Palmeiras in their match vs Fluminense, wow. pic.twitter.com/QcmuAs2EFe

— Reyi (@Reinaldodcg9) August 27, 2022

Needs a higher quality video to do it justice but this was great.

Jose Martinez with his first ever MLS goal. Insane strike pic.twitter.com/h6EgRUOD4A

— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) June 22, 2023