if you’re not drinking in bars where the patrons could shit themselves at any time you’re doing drinking wrong imo
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link
look kids are grandfucking parents tho
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link
adult diapers in bars
― velko, Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link
https://www.adisc.org/forum/threads/wearing-diapers-to-bar.81362/
― velko, Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link
have some fucking sympathy for the ppl who can't find someone to watch their kids so they can go to the bar by themselves like a grown-up for just fucking once they need this more than any of us
― Mordy, Saturday, 23 February 2019 23:19 (five years ago) link
A micro-trend I’m noticing recently is that places round here, instead of the traditional general knowledge pub quiz, are holding a “Harry Potter quiz night” or “game of thrones trivia night”
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link
move
― kinder, Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link
I might have to :-(
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
A little while back I was managing a group of teachers and they all were chatting about growing up reading Harry Potter, also this was three years ago, why must time inexorably progress, fucks sake.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
I was recently laughing at what a drunken degenerate, flat trashing, vodka swilling, lefty posh-boy waster Polly Toynbee's fatha was in his young days. But wikipedia revealed as well as going into a right wing sulk in his dotage. He wrote some grumpy piece in the early 60's about how he's glad everyone has finally realised what a pile of steaming dogshit J R R Tolkien is and stopped buying his wretched books and condemning them to the obscurity the worthless pos deserve.
sorry slightly offtopic, but arrgh fuck ya anyways!
― calzino, Saturday, 6 April 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link
https://www.everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/toynbee.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 6 April 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link
i saw an eleven year old (probably) drinking schell's altbock in a bar with their parents at trivia night in saint peter, mn in 2010. true story
― global tetrahedron, Saturday, 6 April 2019 22:25 (five years ago) link
Harry Potter trivia or regular though
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Saturday, 6 April 2019 22:55 (five years ago) link
Couple with stroller wants to share my tableParks the stroller next to meGet the fsck
― calstars, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link
Couple with a stroller I know, I know, it's serious
― Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link
thinking of becoming a dad in order to bring kids to bars
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link
so my place of residence at the moment is salt lake city. it's known for being the mormon capital, and mormons are known for having lots of children. the reputation is accurate. almost everywhere i go outside of my bedroom in this state i have to share public space with countless moms and dads and their broods of four or more children. now i'm not so curmudgeonly as to categorically hate children or people who decide to have one or two kids but i find it exasperating and pathetic when mom and dad have obviously made an effort to produce 3 or more of themselves, increasing the net stupidity of humanity and adding a significant amount of additional co2 to the atmosphere.
the gym i go to is a two-floor barbell gym, locally owned and run. i am serious about weightlifting and go almost every day. today i was using the cable station on the second floor of an almost-empty gym when a herd of 6 kids and mom appear at the top of the staircase behind me. two of them start playing hopscotch right at the edge of my gym personal space and the rest climb on to the exercise bikes nearby and dink around. mom is doing nothing, just standing there watching them. i get very irritated and lose it, growling "this isn't a playground" at the kids and mom. i don't regret it. to that mom: i don't need to deal with your six fucking kids at my gym and i hate you and this """"family friendly"""" garbage can of a state for making it ordinary and acceptable for you to bring them there.
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link
this is the children in bars thread, brother
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link
start your own children in gyms thread
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link
i'd rather start a bars in gyms or gyms in bars thread tbh
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link
gym bar would be a good concept. though you would need to have some sort of waiver signed by each customer/member
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:58 (four years ago) link
children in bar-bell gyms
map otm,full support here
― damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:59 (four years ago) link
I derive real pleasure from knowing this is going to be a calstars revive
and also have to wonder do you accidentally keep going to a kids' bar
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 July 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link
calstars unveiled
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGUVYwQXUAY4b-R?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
This was pretty funny: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/09/kids-running-around-restaurants-care-and-feeding.html
― DJI, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
Doxed!
― calstars, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link
d peterson 1000% otm
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 00:02 (four years ago) link
Disappointed mom face
― calstars, Friday, 11 October 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link
these parents clearly didn’t see the NO KIDS 8 1/2 x 11 posted by the door. Now they managed to spill a book of matches on the floor
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Sunday, 3 November 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link
at 8 1/2 x 11 i'm surprised they fit in the door in the first place
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
One three year old bumps her nose and starts screaming bloody murder. Her sister runs to the front door and sprawls out completely on the floor, face first. The brother races his toy truck on the floor the entire length of the bar. Small place. The family finally makes a slight attempt to take control. The kids then start chanting “yes” in unison.
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Saturday, 16 November 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
My godson and I lunched in the bar section of the restaurant; we nursed our chocolate milk and white wine like pros.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 November 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
did you enjoy your chocolate milk
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 November 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link
He thought the chardonnay too buttery.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 November 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link
There were kids in the bar today and it was totally chill
― calstars, Sunday, 12 January 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
^ title to the new Lil' Dickie single
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 13 January 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/dog-cant-believe-they-allow-kids-in-this-brewery/
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link
Dad is here with his 8 year old and what looks to be a date? He announces softly that he’s going to have a smoke, then breaks out some weed vapor and blows a plume high in the air. Kid plays with dog absentmindedly and asks his daddy to look.
― calstars, Friday, 23 October 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/fdd/0b7/b2fefe6e037e3117416ea696850694a1f7-28-sloshed-kids-drinking.rhorizontal.w700.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 October 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
I misread the title as Chicken in Bars and now I'm recalling all the chicken I've eaten in bars. Wings, tendies, sandwiches... I've decided my favorite is the fried chicken salad I'd get at Chesterfields, a spacious and somewhat bleak dive in a grimy part of town. Corona killed it.
― rip van wanko, Friday, 23 October 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
(the salad was exactly the same as you'd get in 1985)
― rip van wanko, Friday, 23 October 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link
they never threw it out?
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 October 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link
Parents wheelin in dem strollers liked it’s no big ting
― calstars, Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:51 (three years ago) link
2 yo wandering around The bar while pavements “major leagues” plays
― calstars, Sunday, 11 April 2021 23:06 (three years ago) link
Buzzed dad swinging his toddler around by his arms, toddler crying, dad puts toddler on his shoulders and starts to dance
― calstars, Sunday, 27 June 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link
children behind bars
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 June 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link
Well I said come over babyWe got children in the barWho's bar?What bar?My bar!
― peace, man, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 11:39 (two years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/child-s-favorite-restaurant-also-dad-s-favorite-bar-1819579780
― silverfish, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link
The first draft of Children of Men was somewhat less hard hitting.
― chap, Friday, 2 July 2021 00:07 (two years ago) link
Car alarm outside. “Get up,” mom says to girl who’s fallen
― calstars, Sunday, 7 November 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link