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what a dumb old idiot

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

that answers this question

https://deadspin.com/whats-up-with-the-nfl-questions-at-this-sex-trafficking-1832805259

omar little, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

~sex trafficking~ is a sensationalistic term/tool of the police state/right wing bs/further way to criminalize sex workers/can refer to almost anything involving paying for sex fwiw

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

otoh though, Bob Kraft can eat shit.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 22 February 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link

i think we can all agree that the best outcome of this is if he forfeits all of his money to me

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

theres a mole....

Posted last night on Reddit pic.twitter.com/zX2SZgrPaI

— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) February 22, 2019

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

pleasebejaredpleasebejaredpleasebejared

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 22 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

what if its sting of the police himself

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

the schef has sources everywhere

ESPN’s Adam Schefter on the Florida prostitution sting: "There are people down there in that area I’m told who say this story is going to heat up and get a lot worse...I’m also told that Robert Kraft is not the biggest name involved down there"pic.twitter.com/BZTRkabUYi

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 22, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

on behalf of ILNFL, can I just say, lol

frogbs, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

this reinforces my dislike of boston sports teams

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

otm

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

bookmarking this thred

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:28 (five years ago) link

who can be the 'bigger name' than robert kraft?

thinking hulk hogan

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:39 (five years ago) link

i thought it was a reference to a tom brady like sports star

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:41 (five years ago) link

i don't *like* tom brady, but that would seem out of character

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:44 (five years ago) link

i didn't mean brady himself, though you never know these days

gronkowsku is who i had in mind

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:46 (five years ago) link

White trash American billionaires... grease and sleaze has really piled up on whatever f'ed up legacy the Pats have built.

NFL owners are some real creeps, even more than your usual rich creeps. I guess they have to work hard to keep up with FIFA.

earlnash, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link

all otm

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 23 February 2019 12:18 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Congratulations to local football star and Alabama Crimson Tide's Damian Harris getting drafted by the Pats in the 3rd round. It is a pretty good draft slot choice for a running back. Getting drafted later by a good team can lead to stardom much more so than early pick on a crap club.

earlnash, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 00:19 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxQSx2vHImL/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxczvOnnzFC/

thank u tom brady now i know that the most rhode island thing ever 'caught in providence' is STILL on tv & also on instagram!

Дарья (daria-g), Monday, 3 June 2019 03:14 (four years ago) link

lmao rhode island is a real weird place

call all destroyer, Monday, 3 June 2019 03:17 (four years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 3 June 2019 04:13 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Saw a regional news paper article saying Harris was looking really good in mini-camp and that the running back corp could be a real strength on this years club. If Harris can catch the ball, which I doubt he got many shots at catching at Alabama, he could be a more potent offensive weapon.

Clubs are throwing more to the running back these days anyway, so this could be something they might do since they won't have as prominent a receiver at TE.

earlnash, Sunday, 21 July 2019 12:00 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

lol @ Patrick Chung

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link

He was just trying to have a good time

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 22 August 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

Tom Brady and his fantastic hat at the podium #Patriots pic.twitter.com/2wea6jmVhi

— Patriots on CLNS (@PatriotsCLNS) August 23, 2019

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

Tom Brady’s hat. pic.twitter.com/PfKmQB2lwv

— Henry McKenna (@McKennAnalysis) August 23, 2019

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECoJut1UYAIhYte?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

Wtf? They bench Chung just for getting his party on, but they let Brady run rampant with that hat? The world is fucked.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

Who introduce Tom Brady to Pharrell?

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

He knew it would make you....

happy

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

Cam's Brady's hat

Brad C., Friday, 23 August 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECrgZFVXUAUK34E.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 23 August 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

While interviewing fans outside Gillette for @WEEI before Pats/Panthers I had the pleasure of speaking with who I shall now refer to as my favorite Patriots fan ever. pic.twitter.com/Iyp9AF8uYN

— Fitzy (@FitzyGFY) August 23, 2019

Дарья (daria-g), Saturday, 24 August 2019 02:33 (four years ago) link

True Masshole spirit, I love it!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 24 August 2019 05:38 (four years ago) link

GRONK

Gronk announces endorsement deal with CBDMedic.

He says he’s pain-free because of CBD and calls on pro sports leagues to change policies. pic.twitter.com/nSQTgI267m

— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) August 27, 2019

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

tell 'em Gronk!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

weird no one made a deal abt gronk retiring early like w luck

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

basically the same age and gronks better

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

gronk had been hinting about it for a year and luck kept it quiet

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

also gronk's condition felt more dire and he seemed more 'used up', so there was not as much surprise.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

major difference in timing. one was not long after after winning a title the other was right before the season started.

big city slam (Spottie), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

I think also a QB leaving is much more earthshaking wrt a franchise’s future plans.

omar little, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

speaking of Gronk, this is pretty nuts

https://deadspin.com/rob-gronkowski-says-he-couldnt-sleep-for-weeks-after-a-1837622174

I think the difference is pretty clear, Gronk is one of the best ever & has the rings to show for it, while Luck's career still feels incomplete...he won 4 playoff games, only making it as far as the AFCCG one time. also Gronk had injured so many different parts of his body that I think even some Pats fans were begging him to retire

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

it is freaky when you look at the film and it was a totally routine and legal hit and it fucked up his quad that badly

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

luck was totally injury prone too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link


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