Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

At least they can make use of the 1000 players they've sent out on loan.

Lol imagine picking up a transfer ban for the sake a load of youth players they had no intention of ever playing in the first place.

never a corner but jesus christ thats a soft goal from a cross yet again

speed of thought for that was super

Yes, very rarely see teams caught out like that.

horrible tackle could be red

ah in fairness pulled out

these burnley cunts are shameless enough arent they

jesus soft chances given up again and again

Seemed inevitable.

ah ffs what

cuuunts

Comical stuff that

how can a team that defend this poorly expect to finish top 4

80% possession masks huge weaknesses

poch out

no idea what defence we are currently pretending to play

taking foyth off looks a poor call now, eriksen weak a few times as screen and for the goal too

Fucking gammon pricks.

It's what we're all thinking

I enjoy the alliteration of saying bnp burnley bastards as much as anyone, but let's not pretend there aren't some prime cuts of herts and essex gammon in spurs' fanbase

wtf is pochs prob with mike dean

I enjoy the alliteration of saying bnp burnley bastards as much as anyone, but let's not pretend there aren't some prime cuts of herts and essex gammon in spurs' fanbase squad

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lolz

at last a penalty awarded after a frwd is taken out subsequent to getting his shot off. shame the other two pens in the wolves game were dodgy af

robbed

Puel gone.

It might be worth popping a few quid on Wagner, they were allegedly trying to tap him up last year.

im a little excited for today

it'll probably be a 1-1 draw though

really looking forward to it too, hope you have a thoroughly miserable afternoon michael

It's gonna be torture

but it's nice to care again

^^

gl on finding a dece replacement for puel btw

Man Utd XI: De Gea, Young, Lindelof, Smalling, Shaw, Herrera, McTominay, Pogba, Mata, Lukaku, Rashford.

Liverpool XI: Alisson, Milner, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson, Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Mane, Salah, Firmino.

Matic out is a pretty big blow

Not a fan of McTominay myself, but that's possibly due to the fact of Mou using him as a 'see? I do use youth!' excuse.

McTominay is the definition of a nothing player, but Matic is the most replaceable of the midfield three I suppose

Lukaku really needs to step up today

Xpost Trust your gut feeling, LBI

Rashford's done

Fuck everything

Now Herrera. This is a catastrophe

And Mata as well. Fucking hell everyone is dead.

Maybe United just replaced all their physios with a bloke shouting 'attack attack attack!' and hoped no one would notice.

Solskjaer's brutal training regimen under question

Lingard might not last the half lol

Well we're not finishing this with 11

If this doesn't end with Ashley Young in goal then I want my PPV money back.

We never once looked like scoring. Writing was on the wall once Salah got subbed

fucking delighted with that given the context

Liverpool weirdly passive all game

That was dire.

It was

LOOOOOOL SOUNESS IS FEWMIN pic.twitter.com/SsLSdr0hgn

— ᴀs (@ThatDayInMay99) February 24, 2019

Probably the most dispiriting performance of the season