Total Control - Her Majesty, Budgie (1:59)Machine Girl - XLEEPY (1:58)
― imago, Thursday, 21 February 2019 00:57 (five years ago) link
Vampire Weekend - 2021 (1:38)
― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 00:58 (five years ago) link
xp got it, thanks ultros!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 00:59 (five years ago) link
oh and
Howard Shore - Minas Morgul (1:58)
― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 01:04 (five years ago) link
i think i can say with confidence that this poll will be greater than every episode of doctor who, combined
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, February 20, 2019 4:48 PM (fifty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
keep in mind that i've never seen doctor who, but i am confident about this
― Karl Malone
i did once see a video of every episode of doctor who combined, it was shit, you couldn't see or hear anything
i agree, this poll will definitely be better than that
― the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 01:44 (five years ago) link
Man, it is not fair to this poll that the Ramones, Wire and the Minutemen were simply so good at this
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:11 (five years ago) link
Also, this is not for noms, but for all you short-song fans, my old band did a whole album where all 51 songs were under two minutes:
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:14 (five years ago) link
Gilberto Gil - Frevo Rasgado (1:55)Georgia Ann Muldrow - Melanin (1:45)Scott Walker - Butterfly (1:42)Mecano - Sólo Soy Una Persona (1:48)Oscar the Grouch - I Hate Christmas (1:54)Palace Songs - Christmastime in the Mountains (1:39)Arthur Russell - You Can Make Me Feel Bad (1:29)Brenda and the Tabulations - Hey Boy (1:52)
― seandalai, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:37 (five years ago) link
for my ballot i will rank all the songs on whiney's old album
― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:07 (five years ago) link
I Just Want Some Skank 1:09Beverly Hills 1:03Operation 1:28Back Against the Wall 1:32Wasted 0:41Behind the Door 1:23World Up My Ass 1:14Paid Vacation 1:27Don't Care 0:35Live Fast Die Young 1:33What's Your Problem 0:57Group Sex 1:02Red Tape 0:56
― yuh yuh (morrisp)
paging morrisp, please select three
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:26 (five years ago) link
Christmastime in the mtns! Hell yes thx
― alomar lines, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:37 (five years ago) link
Andy Summers & Robert Fripp - Lakeland Aquarelle (1:40)Blitz - Razors in the Night (1:55)DEVO - Too Much Paranoias (1:57)Dead Milkmen - V.F.W. (1:49)Dead Milkmen - Violent School (1:57)Dos - Funk One (1:59)Elvis Costello & the Attractions - Beaten to the Punch (1:49)Frank Zappa - I Was a Teenage Maltshop (1:27)Frank Zappa - Naval Aviation in Art? (1:33)Frank Zappa - T’Mershi Duween (1:32)French, Frith, Kaiser & Thompson - Killerman Gold Posse (1:46)Half Japanese - Bingo’s Not His Name-O (1:20)Half Japanese - Daytona Beach (1:47)Half Japanese - Open Your Eyes - Close Your Eyes (1:08)John Zorn/Yamantaka Eye - Eep Man (1:08)Klaus Doldinger - Sitar Beat (1:32)Larry Young - Alive (1:50)Mothers of Invention - A Pound for a Brown on the Bus (1:29)Mothers of Invention - Dog Breath Variations (1:49)Negativland - New Is Old (1:33)Replacements - Stuck in the Middle (1:49)Robert Fripp - Haaden Two (1:57)Rutles - Ouch! (1:52)The Boys - Sick On You (1:53)The Clash - The Leader (1:42)Undertones - I Gotta Getta (1:54)Ween - I’m Dancing in the Show Tonight (1:56)Ween - Tick (1:53)Ween - I’m in the Mood to Move (1:17)Zero Boys - Mom’s Wallet (0:47)Zoogz Rift - Idiots on the Miniature Golf Course (0:29)Zoogz Rift - Torture Sequence (0:56)Minutemen - Please Don’t Be Gentle With Me (0:48)Minutemen - Storm in My House (1:59)Minutemen - God Bows to Math (1:16)
Thanks in advance to anyone with free Minutemen slots who would add The Politics of Time (1:13) and Themselves (1:18).
― ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:40 (five years ago) link
Has no one yet nominated Napalm Death “You Suffer”?!0:01.
― Yelploaf, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:44 (five years ago) link
The Jale song in the playlist is great. I'd never heard of them.
― jmm, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:47 (five years ago) link
Rocket From the Crypt - Middle (1:02)The Jesus Lizard - Mistletoe (1:53)Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton - We'll Get Ahead Someday (1:57)The Amps - Mom's Drunk (1:42)Descendents - Jean is Dead (1:34)
― del griffith, Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:44 (five years ago) link
of Montreal - Knight Rider (1:06)Pearl Jam - Lukin (1:02)The Tams - What Kind of Fool (Do You Think I Am) (1:57)
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:53 (five years ago) link
paging morrisp, please select threeLOL, ok (I was sort of joking anyway, but with pleasure):I’ll let UMSh@kedown have “Beverly Hills”; and I’ll take “Wasted” and “Red Tape” (won’t be greedy)!
― yuh yuh (morrisp), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:00 (five years ago) link
Also, I’ll limit my SeBADoh choices to “Temporary Dream,” “Ride the Darker Wave,” and “Kath.”
― yuh yuh (morrisp), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:02 (five years ago) link
Got it, thanks!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:31 (five years ago) link
Mega City Four - Awkward Kid (1:55)Spratleys Japs - Sparrows (1:54)Burial - Stairwell (1:23)Absolute Body Control - Tanzmusik (1:26)
― *there's (Noel Emits), Thursday, 21 February 2019 08:44 (five years ago) link
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, February 21, 2019 3:14 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9d/ac/9e/9dac9e668d15dbb98e4d92eeac18554e.jpg
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 February 2019 08:59 (five years ago) link
Special mention for the Earache comp "The World's Shortest Album" which came out as a 5" vinyl single, has 13 tracks and a total running time of 83 seconds, so shorter than a lot of the individual songs on this poll
https://www.discogs.com/Various-The-Worlds-Shortest-Album/release/4492305
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Thursday, 21 February 2019 09:55 (five years ago) link
Descendents - I Like Food (0:17)Descendents - Suburban Home (1.40)Minutemen - Life as a Rehearsal (1:36)Minutemen - The Politics of Time (1:13)Minutemen - Themselves (1:18)The Wipers - Messenger (1:55)Alain Gorageur - le Bracelet (1:27)Ennio Morricone - Gli Intoccabili (Titoli) (1:39)Ennio Morricone - Dies Irae Psichedelico (1:59)
― Chris L, Thursday, 21 February 2019 11:54 (five years ago) link
Karl, if you would like a hand updating the Spotify playlist I can offer my services over from tomorrow night over the weekend
― Hey hey, the tipple’s weak sherry (fionnland), Thursday, 21 February 2019 12:33 (five years ago) link
Randy & The Rainbows - Denise (1:57)
― L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 21 February 2019 13:28 (five years ago) link
Chan Romero - The Hippy Hippy Shake (1:40)
― L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 21 February 2019 13:33 (five years ago) link
the clash - Protex Blue ((1:46)
― The immortal Hydra Viridisimma (outdoor_miner), Thursday, 21 February 2019 13:38 (five years ago) link
Chuck Berry - Dear Dad (1:49)Chuck Berry - Jaguar and Thunderbird (1:49) Thee Mighty Caesars - The Double Axe (1:45)Thee Mighty Caesars - Loathsome 'n' Wild (1:47) Hasil Adkins - Chicken Walk (1:54)Daniel Johnston - I am a Baby (in My Universe) (1:37)The Dils - Class War (1:41)The Misfits - We Are 138 (1:41) Lo Borges - O Cacador (1:59)
― Chris L, Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link
Sub 1-min, working on 1-2 min
Wehrmacht - E! (0:01)Jarvis Cocker - The Loss Adjuster (Excerpt 1) (0:27)Melt-Banana - So far So bad So WHAT (0:27)Out Hud - This Just In (0:28)The Streets - Who Dares Wins (0.34)The Yummy Fur - The Walt Disney Murder Club (0:36)Ivor Cutler - I'm Happy (0:37)Cassetteboy - Sick As A Dog (0:38)The Yummy Fur - Typical of Boys (0:44)Go-Kart Mozart - Drinkin' Um Bongo (0:44)Kiiiiiii - Kiiiiiii!!!!!!! (0:45)Melt-Banana - Party-hat (0:47)The Yummy Fur - The Optical Meat Dress (0:49)Chants Populaires Tahitiens - Chant d´amour (0:52)Jad Fair - Fish Can Talk (0:52)AMANDA - Carpet Burns On My Butt (0:53)Louis & Bebe Barron - Deceleration (0:55)Aphex Twin - Father (0:57)The Yummy Fur - Shaggy (0:59)
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link
The Beatles - She Came In Through the Bathroom Window (1:58)
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:01 (five years ago) link
tempted to nominate the entire cassetteboy catalog, but won't, as that would be a nightmare for me
cassette-boyeeeeeee
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:35 (five years ago) link
xposts fionnland that's very nice of you, but i'll be ok with the spotify list! it really doesn't take me too long to find them and drag/drop, and i take a strange satisfaction in repetitive processes (hard to explain but true)
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link
Special mention for the Earache comp "The World's Shortest Album"
Also the entire "scum" field-recording grindcore genre*
https://youtu.be/LJpvIofDZbo
*might not be a genre.
― *there's (Noel Emits), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link
Ennio Morricone - Watch Chimes (1:15)
― large bananas pregnant (ledge), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link
^ if you haven’t heard it you should check out the jacques denjean track i nominated above
― budo jeru, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
Grouplove - Back In The 90's (0:44)
― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
Yes. Early Beatles and Buddy Holly too.
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
Also, I would def count myself as a Parquet Courts fan if all their songs were under 90 seconds
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
Meat Puppets - In A Car (1:21)
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
Parquet Courts - NYC Observation (1:22)
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link
Wire - Fragile (1:18)
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link
Maybe we don't have enough songs by those bands yet
― imago, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:09 (five years ago) link
I think maybe some more Minutemen is on the menu
(This is all a cunning ruse to votesplit everything)
― imago, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link
The Breeders - Fortunately Gone (1:45)
― Chris L, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link
I am a bit concerned about the results being dominated by minutemen, wire, and the ramones. and maybe TMBG. although maybe votesplitting may in fact solve that problem. Or maybe it's not a problem at all, and other songs be mixed in nicely? i dunno.
has there ever been a poll like this where you're only allowed to vote for 3 different tracks by the same artist? would that be weird?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link
i mean, i love wire with all my heart, but there's no way i'm going to list more than 3 wire songs in my list of the top 50 songs of all time under 2 minutes. no band is that good. but then again, i can see like 5 different people saying "fuck it" and putting double nickels on the dime as their top 20
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link
Yeah, there's enough stuff where I don't think it's gonna be a problem. And if the top 20 ends up all Ramones and Chuck Berry, well, they deserve it for being so good at this!
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link
There weren't any artist restrictions on the 10 minutes poll, but I definitely think that these handful of bands having so many songs nominated will definitely water down their placement.
― Gaseous Clay (Leee), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link
^ if you haven’t heard it you should check out the jacques denjean track i nominated aboveyeah pretty similar! bit more emotional development in the morricone though.
― large bananas pregnant (ledge), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link