OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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Fuck him

flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:43 (one year ago) link

two months pass...


Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:03 (ten months ago) link


ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:08 (ten months ago) link

what on earth

goole, Monday, 13 May 2019 20:05 (ten months ago) link


ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 00:18 (ten months ago) link

what is up with correll b. i get a really bad feeling from this minor internet phenomenon.

goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:03 (ten months ago) link

undiagnosed mental illness + niche viral fame

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:27 (ten months ago) link

three months pass...

I thought this was particularly special

Sadly, every one below the age of 45 is more interested in finding "Waldo" , than being "Well-to-do"

— wint (@dril) September 7, 2019

flappy bird, Sunday, 8 September 2019 05:48 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

not sure whose new account this is but they're off to a strong start

My ass is green, we all know this. It’s been green for some time now. Decades. And we all know I’ve had those wheelèd boots upon my feetsies, and how I glide down and up various hills and avenues, all throughout the district.

— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019

I don’t think you realize who you’re fucking with. Do you think we can’t find you? Do you think we don’t have Viacom satellites over your house right now? If your ass is really green, which is highly doubtful, we’re going to see every little green cheek and every little dimple.

— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019

ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:31 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...


the News, as you know it, has died... and from its ashes rises "TRUTHPOINT"

streaming LIVE, wednesday at midnight (EST) , on https://t.co/r9fykA0xpy pic.twitter.com/I9UpgHYjnN

— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019

hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:21 (five months ago) link

jhaha whaaaaat

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:25 (five months ago) link


i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:30 (five months ago) link

dunno about this format but derek is funny in general

ciderpress, Sunday, 13 October 2019 17:16 (five months ago) link

are people actually mad about this? i've seen about 10 posts like 'if you are mad he's finally getting paid after 10 years of being funny for free i dunno what to tell you', which i agree with, but i can't imagine what dweebs actually think this is bad. not to mention this is a super late night adult swim thing on an app. they probably got like 500 bucks for it

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:02 (five months ago) link

im mad its a betrayal of the platform (twitter.com)

lag∞n, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:05 (five months ago) link

I do think some of what makes Dril work is his opacity/mystique and can see how this representation of him might color the way people see his tweets moving forward. You don't have to watch it, though.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:18 (five months ago) link

your the ones who sold out not me

— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019

pplains, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:54 (five months ago) link

I may have been sold with "I'm going to send you back to kindergarten... IN A COFFIN."

pplains, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:54 (five months ago) link

good point from derek here. i agree there sell outs

fucking hate sell outs pic.twitter.com/gG3VpwREew

— derek (@eedrk) October 13, 2019

hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Sunday, 13 October 2019 19:21 (five months ago) link

Feel like dril's power is in the medium but I'm thrilled he's gotten a show. Haven't read the book, worried it would ruin mystique - is it any good?

flappy bird, Monday, 14 October 2019 17:54 (five months ago) link

It’s pretty much literally just a collection of his tweets, so yes.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Monday, 14 October 2019 17:59 (five months ago) link

truthpoint is fucking hilarious

imago, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:01 (five months ago) link


who is this derek guy he's the best

also this is like if clickhole did hour-long on cinema episodes

imago, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:04 (five months ago) link

derek does very funny videos on twitter

lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:42 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

derek is the funniest human (gregg aside)

in the latest episode dril says something so funny he corpses for like a whole minute afterwards. he earnt that corpse

imago, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:41 (four months ago) link

anyway this series is getting better and better, surely some of you are watching it

imago, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:42 (four months ago) link

this was clearly the prototype

Most people don't even realize there's a government... pic.twitter.com/3X99cgl8G0

— derek (@eedrk) February 20, 2019

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:59 (four months ago) link

yes, but his comic sharpness and quick wit in this format is astounding, he is a master improviser

imago, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:04 (four months ago) link

haven't watched the adult swim show yet but ya derek has been one of my favs on twitter for as long as i can remember

flopson, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:09 (four months ago) link

glad he's finally found some success/money

flopson, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:10 (four months ago) link

it's probably like $55 and a coupon for burritos

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:53 (four months ago) link

I struggled through ten minutes of ep 2 and gave up

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 8 November 2019 00:21 (four months ago) link

sort of the wrong episode & gave up too fast

imago, Friday, 8 November 2019 10:32 (four months ago) link

i watched about 75% of the first ep and wasn't super impressed but i'd check it out again

Mordy, Friday, 8 November 2019 15:16 (four months ago) link

^ Same.

I agree both are funny. I just don't know how much I can take of a guy screaming through a Dril mask.

pplains, Friday, 8 November 2019 17:15 (four months ago) link

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