imagine, tony abbott being defeated by a woman
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 10:19 (five years ago) link
toney found dunked in the portable dunnies on Manly Beach
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 10:33 (five years ago) link
flush the little choad
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 13:12 (five years ago) link
Just when you think there can't be anyone worse, Cory Bernadi pipes up to remind you of his existence.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link
Similarly I was commenting to the other 'alf that Dutton had been a bit media quiet recently and the potato head turd duly popped up on the ABC this morning to ruin my smashed avo.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:05 (five years ago) link
Dutton had been a bit media quiet recently
Parliament refused to do any business for weeks last year in case they lost a vote, went home on the 7th of December, and reconvened after nine weeks' holiday (to lose the vote) yesterday
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link
Bunch of sooks
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 04:32 (five years ago) link
Also, before that he sick leave for an arm injury from wanking over dead refugees
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 05:18 (five years ago) link
tee hee / argh
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 05:55 (five years ago) link
uh so morrison is now attempting to become a third-rate trump
think I'll be taking the first boat outta here amirite
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 09:41 (five years ago) link
"CARAVANS of people coming through MEXICO!!""BOATS of people coming through INDONESIA!!"
i know we did it first and we did it worse but ffs
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 09:42 (five years ago) link
Ah come on, he locked the babies in the same cages with their parents
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 09:54 (five years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/5j0tdbbrqmwz.jpg
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 February 2019 05:38 (five years ago) link
Clarkey is rolling in his grave. Or laughing in it.
fucking what
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 February 2019 05:55 (five years ago) link
this whole thing is a complete farce
THE LONGEST QUESTION TIME IN THE HISTORY OF FEDERATION because scoot and the coalition want to block a royal commission into disability abuse
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 February 2019 08:11 (five years ago) link
just fucking kill this government already, it's done
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 February 2019 08:12 (five years ago) link
at least the senate remains a bastion of sanity... oh no
A One Nation family feud has exploded into a late-night fight, with blood smeared on an office door and claims and counter-claims of sexual harassment. @cuhlmann #auspol #9News pic.twitter.com/qsHCDfRYPL— Nine News Australia (@9NewsAUS) February 14, 2019
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 February 2019 08:19 (five years ago) link
THE LONGEST QUESTION TIME IN THE HISTORY OF FEDERATION because scoot and the coalition want to block a royal commission into disability abusesink the fucking building start again
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 February 2019 08:38 (five years ago) link
oh so it turns out they'll probably let it pass next week but it's just that they don't wanna get ~owned by blunt strangler~ twice in one week
you'd think if someone got to the level of life where they are now that they'd have *some* self-awareness even if they are deadshit conservatives
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 February 2019 12:14 (five years ago) link
nope
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link
none
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link
I'm worry the shy racist fuckstick vote is strong.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 17 February 2019 23:08 (five years ago) link
worried
Worried too. The medevac bill might turn out to be a bit of a self-own. I was talking to someone who works in parliament on the weekend, and she said this didn't really need legislation, it could have been managed procedurally, it was really just about the symbolism of a govt not in control of legislation. Really hope labor haven't stuffed it up, can't handle another three years of Morrison
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 17 February 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link
Also the CFMEU, demanding everyone supports Adani, can go suck a bag of rancid dicks
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 17 February 2019 23:37 (five years ago) link
Yes, they should shut the fuck up anout that and start talking up the wonderful opportunities we have to mine the things that go into renewable tech that we have boatloads of in Australia (Cobalt, Nickel, Graphite) or get on board the hydrogen train ( not a train obviously, at least not in Australia, yet)
At least we can expect Morrison to wedge his foot firmly in mouth a few times between now and May.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 17 February 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link
so fucking sick of australians being gullible dickheads
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 February 2019 00:10 (five years ago) link
PALADIN
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:18 (five years ago) link
Ah it’s the Queensland CFMMEU. Put Queensland in front of anything and it explains a lot.
At least the Latrobe and Hunter Valley chapters seem to be a bit better a realpolitik.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 18 February 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link
“It wasn’t free, we just haven’t paid for it yet”
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 25 February 2019 11:29 (five years ago) link
those absolute grubs in the Murdoch press trying to defend a *convicted child molester* for the #webhits and/or their twisted world view
stop the culture war, I want to get off
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 10:12 (five years ago) link
STOP THE BOATS BECAUSE PROBABLY PAEDOPHILES, also maybe we should be kinder to this literally convicted paedophile
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 10:17 (five years ago) link
why does the left hate christians that are convicted child rapistsp
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 10:38 (five years ago) link
RIP Christopher Pyne, the Adelaide Advertiser needed an urbane conservative hot take columnist.
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Friday, 1 March 2019 23:06 (five years ago) link
I'm worry the shy racist fuckstick vote is strong.― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, February 17, 2019 11:08 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, February 17, 2019 11:08 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
And yet in *Queensland*
Also the CFMEU, demanding everyone supports Adani...― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, February 17, 2019 11:37 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, February 17, 2019 11:37 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I wish there could be at least some consistency in QLD racists.
― S-, Monday, 4 March 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link
arrogant kiddy-fucking bigot in prison until 2022 if paroled, 2025 otherwise, basically nothing if appealed successfully
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:25 (five years ago) link
I would buy this kid a beer.
Someone has just slapped an egg on the back of Australian Senator Fraser Anning's head, who immediately turned around and punched him in the face. @politicsabc @abcnews pic.twitter.com/HkDZe2rn0X— Henry Belot (@Henry_Belot) March 16, 2019
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 16 March 2019 06:20 (five years ago) link
how good is egg boy, he is the nation's hero
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 16 March 2019 13:36 (five years ago) link
replace the union jack on the flag with that egg
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 16 March 2019 13:37 (five years ago) link
i love and admire that kid with all of my heart
― estela, Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
if egg boy turns out to be a milkshake duck i will scream
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 16 March 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link
In the inner SE suburbs rn, haven't heard any non-st Patrick's day screaming
― S-, Sunday, 17 March 2019 13:15 (five years ago) link
fuuuuuck, Latham(also available in comma-free variety)
― steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 March 2019 11:36 (five years ago) link
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 24 March 2019 07:34 (five years ago) link
Go home NSW yr drunk
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 March 2019 02:29 (five years ago) link
watch these fuckheads get a third term
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 22:42 (five years ago) link
every PM gets a courtesy election
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 22:56 (five years ago) link
He's ready
https://www.dropbox.com/s/w079xnpc3ov8kbk/scomo.png?raw=1
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link