What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

new board description please

If socialism means trough urinals, I'm out.

Romania had trough urinals under Ceausescu. Therefore socialism means having trough urinals. It's pure logic.

it's true, all the commies I know are always posting dank Ceausescu memes

Bravo Treeship

Albania's ultra-hardline communist dictator Hoxha dotted the countryside with concrete bomb shelters. Now that he's long gone and Albania is finally open, people often use them as toilets.

What goes around ...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Shkodër-apartmentwithbunker-2001.jpg/1920px-Shkodër-apartmentwithbunker-2001.jpg

Josh, are you across the street from me?

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM @AOC. PLEASE PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION 🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/Ogv5VUnjwL

— THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 (@THEKIDMERO) February 13, 2019

not important but very charming

She's having too much fun.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffolks pic.twitter.com/FvTHcmqdEs

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) February 13, 2019

here's a pretty legit flaw: she makes gross conservatives really horny

"no ice" is pretty good

That reason and logic liqueur sure is small.

I could go for a Marxarita right about now.

This is the first time in my life that I'm sad that I don't own a bar.

Late Term Abortion honestly (tasteless or no) sounds like a great name for a cocktail.

have y'all have Stalin Stale Ale? Too light even for an IPA imo

Late Term Abortion

2 oz gin
1oz lemon juice
1/2 oz grenadine
4 drops saline "tears"
egg white
dry shake ingredients for 10 seconds, then shake with ice for 10 seconds

Green New Deal

2oz mezcal
1oz green chartreuse
3/4 oz lime
2 drops absinthe
mint for garnish

Ah, for the simple pleasure of an Irish Car Bomb.

really hope AOC's old bar orders a print and frames that

Late Term Abortion - on demand.

Late Term Abortion honestly (tasteless or no) sounds like a great name for a cocktail.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, February 13, 2019 10:09 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only available for 20 minutes before closing.

xpost lol

only available for 20 minutes before closing.

+ all the time in december and april

again, what is up with the skin coloration on AOC here? I mean...that's not even a remote approximation.

I guess all non-European Americans are black?

That's almost Ronaldinho bottle opener-esque caricature

It's funny how Donald Trump thinks 'Let's hop a train to California' sounds bad.

To me, in London SE13, 'Let's hop a train to California' sounds impossibly romantic.

never hopped to Erith on a whim before? !

getting some flack for not sticking up for Ilhan Omar more - not sure if fair or not, not seen enough of whats been said

I often reflect on @AyannaPressley‘s words: “people closest to the pain should be closest to the power.”@IlhanMN is a Somali refugee. She has felt the ravages of war. Watching her question Trump’s envoy to VZ, who pled guilty to several Iran-Contra crimes, feels like justice. https://t.co/3mFv0lmAis

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 14, 2019

here's a pretty legit flaw: she makes gross conservatives really horny

― frogbs

lol this is also a positive though, people tend to show their hand when they're horny

yeah......hand....

I've been struck by her accent lately, or relative lack thereof, especially for a Bronx born Puerto Rican. She sounds kind of midwestern when she speaks.

Jesse Jackson weighs in

Love this:

Dr. Martin Luther King used to teach that “cowardice asks the question, is it expedient? And then expedience comes along and asks the question, is it politic? Vanity asks the question, is it popular? Conscience asks the question, is it right? There comes a time when one must take the position that is neither safe nor politic nor popular, but he must do it because conscience tells him it is right.”

imagine if AOC actually had this kind of power

https://i.imgur.com/DoSvTD9.png

I am surprised they didn't go full tilt and say "thanks for the abortion!"

#Socialism Takes Capitalism Creates

insert "amazon pullout" joke.

"Job Creators Network is a nonpartisan organization whose mission is to educate employees of Main Street America, so we can protect the 85 million people who depend on the success of small businesses.

JCN provides business leaders and entrepreneurs with the tools to become the voice of free enterprise in the media, in Congress, in state capitals, in their communities, and their workplaces—allowing them to hold politicians accountable to job creators and their employees.

We are the voice of Main Street."

I know it's a lost cause, but the way pro-HQ2 people frame the "loss" that NYC has experienced is literally deranged. There was some classic Slate piece the other day where this moran was raging about all the lost tax revenue the new workers would have paid to the state like someone had set actual bags of money on fire.

socialism sucks!!! also we should give Amazon $3,000,000,000 in handouts!!!!

xp I guess fake billboard memes are a small business now

i don't know why i'm always surprised at the ineptitude of rightwing campaigns like this. any conservative that knows what "AOC" refers to already hates her because that's their entire media bubble is telling them to do 24/7. any other new yorker that knows what "AOC" means is going to look at the words "job creators network" and barf. all the people that don't know what "AOC" refers to - the majority of people, i'd say - will think it refers to some company or something

and any doofus that takes that hashtag seriously will accidentally tweet #socialism, followed by the words "takes capitalism creates"

you sure did slay some libs!

Small Businesses In Defending Destroyer Of Small Businesses SHOCKAH!

Americans are obsessed with the potential of everything. It's easy to fall in love with things that don't yet exist.

xp: For the past 6 years, every time I turn on my desktop monitor the screen is filled with the letters AOC. I've had a bit of cognitive dissonance over the new use.

I use AOC almost every day too; I get a thrill of this other use.