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kyler murray will play football

mookieproof, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:04 (eight months ago) link

Kyler Murray will return $1.29 million of the $1.5 million signing bonus money the Oakland A’s gave him last year. He forfeits the remaining $3.16 million due March 1. The A’s will put him on the restricted list and retain Murray’s rights, but they don’t get a comp draft pick.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) February 11, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:05 (eight months ago) link

Will Don Kelly make the trip to Lakeland next month? Getting questions.

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 12, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:15 (eight months ago) link

If anyone's curious as to why the FA market is dead quiet, look no further than the Phillies getting Nola's first two FA years for 2/31 https://t.co/mau8PM60HS

— Beyond the Box Score (@BtBScore) February 13, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:48 (eight months ago) link

While the chart at the top of this thread shows Nola's projected value compared to what he'd earn on the open market, this chart takes looks at his salary versus projected arbitration salaries.

Year 1 arb projection is from MLB Trade Rumors.
Years 2 and 3 are my estimates. pic.twitter.com/jNuP7h4d71

— Devan Fink (@DevanFink) February 13, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:29 (eight months ago) link

Here is some PFP with Triple-A manager Mickey Storey and new 1B coach Don Kelly covering the bag. pic.twitter.com/gFyui3aF8y

— Brian McTaggart (@brianmctaggart) February 17, 2019

Andy K, Sunday, 17 February 2019 15:40 (eight months ago) link

When Bauer meets a potential romantic partner, he outlines for her the parameters of any possible relationship on their very first date. “I have three rules,” he says. “One: no feelings. As soon as I sense you’re developing feelings, I’m going to cut it off, because I’m not interested in a relationship and I’m emotionally unavailable. Two: no social media posts about me while we’re together, because private life stays private. Three: I sleep with other people. I’m going to continue to sleep with other people. If you’re not O.K. with that, we won’t sleep together, and that’s perfectly fine. We can just be perfectly polite platonic friends.”

It’s his way of being considerate. “I imagine if I was married at this point, I would be a very bad husband,” he says. He does want a family in the future, when he can be as all in on it as he currently is on his career, maybe in a decade or so.


mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:28 (eight months ago) link

he's dark universe greinke somehow

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 17:04 (eight months ago) link

Await baseball and divert yourself from the current blizzard by listening to Richard Nixon inquire about Harmon Killebrew’s foot. ⚾️

August 11, 1971
11:10 - 11:15 am
White House Telephone

@Twins⁩ ⁦@dick_nixon

— Gary Hornseth (@GaryHornseth) February 20, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:34 (eight months ago) link

“I will be retiring after the season.” —@BruceBochy #SFGiants pic.twitter.com/MeuqlZdSSl

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiants) February 18, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 22:12 (eight months ago) link

“We’re still brothers in a way,” Brady Feigl of the Texas Rangers club said, to which Brady Feigl of the Oakland A’s affiliate replied: “And we’re always going to be Brady Feigl.”


Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:24 (eight months ago) link

.@kikehndez called game. #DodgersST pic.twitter.com/i1rFO9bnlj

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) February 21, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:22 (eight months ago) link

Southeastern University is nicknamed the Fire. They brought over the mascot. pic.twitter.com/nuxOkqyH16

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 22, 2019

Andy K, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:25 (eight months ago) link

tulo homers in his first at-bat in pinstripes

mookieproof, Monday, 25 February 2019 19:06 (seven months ago) link

against the jays lol

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Monday, 25 February 2019 19:45 (seven months ago) link

only a matter of time until he runs into a wall and breaks his collarbone or something

Byron Buxton is 5-for-5 with 2 home runs and 10 RBIs this spring. #MNTwins

— Dan Hayes (@DanHayesMLB) February 25, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 25 February 2019 20:09 (seven months ago) link

i'm listening to this padres/cubs spring training game and there's an ad that has made "go cubs go" somehow even more annoying by playing it on steel drums

na (NA), Monday, 25 February 2019 20:31 (seven months ago) link

half-listening to CIN-SEA and I heard someone say Yusei Kikuchi's name which sent me into a pun spiral where I started saying things like

- Yusei I only hear what I want to
- Yusei Party! We say die!
- if the new seattle pitcher became friends with garfunkel & oates he'd be Kate Micucci's Mate Kikuchi

send help

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Monday, 25 February 2019 22:15 (seven months ago) link

jon lester: not too bright

Jon Lester on openers:“You’re not going to not start LeBron James because you want him at the end of the https://t.co/QCPa1aMnlo’re going put him in to start the game and you’re going to put him in at the end of the game."

— Jesse Rogers (@ESPNChiCubs) February 25, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 25 February 2019 22:31 (seven months ago) link

^why i am generally against athlete interviews

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2019 22:36 (seven months ago) link

To his credit, he's lobbying for his own job security.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 25 February 2019 22:39 (seven months ago) link

new proposed baseball rule - you can take out jon lester and put him back in whenever you want, as many times as you want

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 February 2019 22:49 (seven months ago) link

e.g. any time your pitcher is required to throw to first

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Monday, 25 February 2019 22:57 (seven months ago) link

not sure where to post this, but FYI fangraphs released a new version of their scouting/prospects/stats boards:


very handy to get a big summary view of prospects, both league-wide or one of your favorite teams (by applying the team filter, of course)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 2 March 2019 17:41 (seven months ago) link

mets v cardinals, 1 pm Eastern, i have the day off and the afternoon is free, ready to watch a man with a wheel battle the apocryphal home turf of the seeker of the fountain of youth

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 March 2019 17:41 (seven months ago) link

you have to imagine the last half of that sentence rewritten in a way that makes sense, with incredibly loud fox sports music blaring in the background

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 March 2019 17:41 (seven months ago) link

Luis Severino was scratched from today's start with right shoulder discomfort. He will undergo further evaluation and examination this afternoon.

— New York Yankees (@Yankees) March 5, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:16 (seven months ago) link


heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:18 (seven months ago) link

According to Scottsdale police report, Cameron Maybin was arrested for DUI at 2:43 a.m. Friday morning, just hours before the Larry Baer incident was caught on video.

March 1 was an especially rough day for the #SFGiants.

— David Lombardi (@LombardiHimself) March 5, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 23:02 (seven months ago) link

Amazing San Diego TV news segment on 1979 @Padres spring training in Yuma, featuring Gaylord Perry, Doug Rader, John D'Acquisto's Trans-Am and some killer 70s bar and restaurant signage. https://t.co/NQMNo3v5Qm via @YouTube

— Dan Epstein (@BigHairPlasGras) March 6, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:03 (seven months ago) link

ha, doug rader. what a guy.

tucson, aside from it being a college town, last time i was there, has parts that feel like yuma. i think there’s probably one main drag and it’s a very short one. but it’s the same thing. fast food and dive bars.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:22 (seven months ago) link

Wow, Ted Leitner is super young there.

I've always loved his quirk of calling them "my padres" after a win and "your padres" after a loss.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 23:59 (seven months ago) link

🚨 HIDDEN BALL TRICK 🚨 pic.twitter.com/XNRiEmj8MV

— MLB (@MLB) March 11, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 11 March 2019 18:22 (seven months ago) link

breaking that out in ST seems kinda dumb. Keep it your hip pocket!

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 11 March 2019 18:28 (seven months ago) link

Who was the victim? Maybe it was one of those lessons that veterans enjoy teach to rookies

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 March 2019 18:31 (seven months ago) link

that's a lesson rarely learned twice...teach him in September imo

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 11 March 2019 18:33 (seven months ago) link

the oldest trick from elementary school

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Monday, 11 March 2019 18:38 (seven months ago) link

Michael Lorenzen getting some innings in CF for the Reds today against the Tribe.

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:04 (seven months ago) link


mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 19:54 (seven months ago) link

I mean, tbf, Alex Reyes was scheduled to pitch a few innings

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 22:50 (seven months ago) link

partial Disney World ticket included?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 23:52 (seven months ago) link

mets have allowed seven homers in four innings (matz gave up four of them)

mookieproof, Friday, 15 March 2019 18:28 (seven months ago) link


Bryce Harper exits today's game after being hit in his right ankle. pic.twitter.com/RIZHGluHQM

— NBC Sports Philadelphia (@NBCSPhilly) March 15, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:46 (seven months ago) link

that's a rough start.

stick to hockey, canada.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Friday, 15 March 2019 21:33 (seven months ago) link

A.J. Hinch was ejected one pitch into tonight's game. Unclear why (no TV feed in here). He barked in the face of the HP umpire, spent minutes arguing, had to be restrained by a coach and George Springer, got tossed, then slowly walked to the left field exit to make a spectacle

— Hunter Atkins (@HunterAtkins35) March 15, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 16 March 2019 00:28 (seven months ago) link

shockingly, that umpire was . . . angel hernandez


mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2019 02:15 (seven months ago) link

can angel hernandez write well? he's an awful ump but i bet he has some good stories

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 March 2019 02:19 (seven months ago) link

lol, i love that according to the aj hinch interview, angel hernandez says that he gets 4 calls (balls and strikes) wrong per game

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 March 2019 02:22 (seven months ago) link

I think he alone should be replaced by a robo-ump.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 16 March 2019 02:38 (seven months ago) link

Tigers ran a video montage of Don Kelly highlights between innings. A.J. Hinch made him stand at top of dugout for an ovation.

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) March 21, 2019

Andy K, Thursday, 21 March 2019 19:43 (seven months ago) link

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