What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

this is a bad thread

fwiw,the thread title is a reference to

what are barack obama's flaws?

i meant it as a compliment (barack obama had a relatively successful political career), not as a serious conversation starter. not everyone's going to understand the callback, but i figured the vast majority of ilxors would since we don't exactly get much new blood around these parts.

km, i know the reference i just think its funny how this is becoming every ilx politics thread.

i think i need sitewide mod privs so i can yellow card people into submission

what are m bison's flaws?

he doesnt have sitewide mod privs

i support that!

i was actually xposting to a few people upthread who hated the title

support the idea of you yellowcarding everyone i mean! xpost city

look at that, mailman delivering on sundays

anyway back to the topic...

one of AOC's flaws is that she cant grant me sitewide mod privs to own people on the politics thread in private via yellow carding

can we make aoc an honorary mod

xp Maybe she can. Send her a letter.

only if she supports the mean new deal (where i am mean to people on the Web funded by deficits)

the campaign season starts earlier and earlier

Meet your new mod (not a dictator)!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Bison_%28Super_Street_Fighter_II%29.png

honorary mods don't get banning privileges or anything like that. their picture is just on the wall of the ILX pizzeria.

wow please stop posting my thirst trap pictures from like 2 months ago, im a totally different person now

xp

thread should have been called who da fuq is AOC imo

Alabama Open Carry

We find repeated stress throughout the ancient literature on the authority of the deep male voice in contrast to the female.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28_0gXLKLbk

I think of AOC like Guru from Gangstarr, like did he have the must naturally great rap voice? probably not...but AOC's great personality, social media savvy and knack for being able to make political points really simple and impactful for people is like Guru's I'll lyrical skills...this is supported by her her progressive left agenda which is like the banging Premo beats of American politics....and the green new deal could be her Hard to Earn

ums with the most correct take, lock thread

Wait, but didn't Guru say that it's mostly the voice?

he did but i think he was projecting some of his insecurities tbh

god now I'm stuck with Thatcher's Miss Jean Brodie routine in my head

safe to say that at least some prominent people fell for the disinformation campaign that immediately popped up around the green new deal

Safe to say Green New Deal will be a staple of Trump's 2020 stump speech: “I really don’t like their policy of taking away your car, of taking away your airplane rights, of let’s hop a train to California, of you’re not allowed to own cows anymore," he said to cheers in El Paso.

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) February 12, 2019

hell, his own staff probably came up with the disinformation campaign

i thought her campaign are admitting that they posted the faq now, but with qualification that it was done prematurely? or is that ref to a different disinfo campaign

there was a fake version of it circulating that said men had to drink their own urine under this plan

in the actual plan, men have to drink everyone else's urine

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

Territorial pissings.

lmfao treeship

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

new board description please

If socialism means trough urinals, I'm out.

Romania had trough urinals under Ceausescu. Therefore socialism means having trough urinals. It's pure logic.

it's true, all the commies I know are always posting dank Ceausescu memes

Bravo Treeship

Albania's ultra-hardline communist dictator Hoxha dotted the countryside with concrete bomb shelters. Now that he's long gone and Albania is finally open, people often use them as toilets.

What goes around ...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Shkodër-apartmentwithbunker-2001.jpg/1920px-Shkodër-apartmentwithbunker-2001.jpg

Josh, are you across the street from me?

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM @AOC. PLEASE PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION 🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/Ogv5VUnjwL

— THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 (@THEKIDMERO) February 13, 2019

not important but very charming

She's having too much fun.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffolks pic.twitter.com/FvTHcmqdEs

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) February 13, 2019

here's a pretty legit flaw: she makes gross conservatives really horny

"no ice" is pretty good

That reason and logic liqueur sure is small.

I could go for a Marxarita right about now.

This is the first time in my life that I'm sad that I don't own a bar.

Late Term Abortion honestly (tasteless or no) sounds like a great name for a cocktail.

have y'all have Stalin Stale Ale? Too light even for an IPA imo

Late Term Abortion

2 oz gin
1oz lemon juice
1/2 oz grenadine
4 drops saline "tears"
egg white
dry shake ingredients for 10 seconds, then shake with ice for 10 seconds