Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

one more and Utd go level on goal difference with Chelsea

two more and Chelsea drop to sixth iirc

seeing reports that chelsea have conceded another two during the ads

This is so uncompetitive that Sky have just spent about a minute talking about Emerson Lake and Palmer. I bet they don't even do that during the cricket.

just when i was thinking that 6th was over-ambitious

at least we got a consolation goal at Maine Road whatever the fuck it is called these days!

Who's Sarri Now

First World Football Problems

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/feb/11/tottenham-new-stadium-no-cheese-room-spurs

no gruyere sacrifice can we make

grater ffs open goal

poch out

'Aaron Ramsey will be the highest-earning British player ever based on basic salary.'

lol how

how has almiron looked?

the one match you just do not want to lose ffs

(that was an xp)

Don't ask me I was at work. Lol last gasp equaliser, thought we'd probably struggle against these anti-football cunts

Mourinho, 56, will provide analysis of Champions League games in the fortnightly football programme.

"I'm going to talk about football on RT. What else did you think I was going to do?" he says in a promotional video.

I dunno maybe bludgeon Chris Williamson and George Galloway to death while you are in same studio ... and then kill yourself.

is he gone

On the brink by the looks of things. This feels like the end for Chelsea - Abramovich clearly checking out of proceedings and looking to sell, Hazard on his way and a possible transfer ban as well. The team looks like a real pushover for the first time in maybe 15 years or so. Why would any manager join the club in that state? I mean apart from the payoff obviously.

terrible look to allow the players to sack another manager without even winnin the poor cunt a league this time

weird tho, most of the figures associated with the restive changing rooms of yore are no longer there

transfer ban for Chelsea

eriksen value just went up

I guess they'll just drag out the appeal and sign a fuckload of players this summer?

thats the patter alright

No no, it goes like this: Turns out they aren't allowed to sign a new manager either, Abramovich takes personal charge, discovers he is a natural at this, Chelsea win next 10 titles, then first 20 in European Superleague, then first 50 in World Superleague.

It could be the beginning of something beautiful. Finally put that youth academy to use, for one. But I'm sure they're not smart enough to see this as an opportunity.

theyve to get rid of their youths acquired dodgily

At least they can make use of the 1000 players they've sent out on loan.

Lol imagine picking up a transfer ban for the sake a load of youth players they had no intention of ever playing in the first place.

never a corner but jesus christ thats a soft goal from a cross yet again

speed of thought for that was super

Yes, very rarely see teams caught out like that.

horrible tackle could be red

ah in fairness pulled out

these burnley cunts are shameless enough arent they

jesus soft chances given up again and again

Seemed inevitable.

ah ffs what

cuuunts

Comical stuff that

how can a team that defend this poorly expect to finish top 4

80% possession masks huge weaknesses

poch out

no idea what defence we are currently pretending to play

taking foyth off looks a poor call now, eriksen weak a few times as screen and for the goal too

Fucking gammon pricks.

It's what we're all thinking

I enjoy the alliteration of saying bnp burnley bastards as much as anyone, but let's not pretend there aren't some prime cuts of herts and essex gammon in spurs' fanbase

wtf is pochs prob with mike dean

I enjoy the alliteration of saying bnp burnley bastards as much as anyone, but let's not pretend there aren't some prime cuts of herts and essex gammon in spurs' fanbase squad

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— RIP Cheese Room 2017-2019 (@bankruptspurs) February 23, 2019

lolz