https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/2019/02/07/basement-venue-knoxville-fort-sanders-code-violations/2788978002/
― ⅋ (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link
jfc, that's why you host a "party" and ask for "donations." Amateurs.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:24 (five years ago) link
astounding
BRUH WTF IS GOING ON HERE LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/SyhRwRoS0a— Karl Alone 🐝 (@KarlAlon3) February 12, 2019
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 17 February 2019 21:25 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/Z9AkdXfRMh— will leinweber (@leinweber) March 17, 2019
― DJI, Monday, 18 March 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKEYfEnfJw
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
sorry to post my own tweet but it's the fastest way to show this important edit
Gotta appreciate youtube's 25% speed option pic.twitter.com/GAFeFNVogw— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) March 19, 2019
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
love it
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
Isn't that the audio from the similar deer spook video?
― Evan, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link
that's the joke! maybe too obscurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUINFs1Sp94
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2IluTkXQAMYksi.jpg:large
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 21 March 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY
― DJI, Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link
That's...amazing.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
lol
― ogmor, Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link
Amazing
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 5 April 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link
https://imgur.com/F8ALuTG
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/F8ALuTG.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:30 (four years ago) link
Gonna ride till i cant no more
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link
'last train to horneytown', the driver said, while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact with all three passengers
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link
"where ya headed?"
"uh...horneytown rd."
"me too, brother."
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link
Looked it up, and yes, it does intersect with Hedgecock Rd.
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
"horneytown, the stop is horneytown"
"horneytown?"
"yes sir, horneytown. it''s a peaceful, restful place, where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure"
― andrew m., Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/plZG4sm.png
― big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
"you forgot the part where Corgan saw a reptilian shape shift into a human"
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy...."Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things" pic.twitter.com/A7Wt5MXP39— Zane Golia (@zbgolia) June 11, 2019
― jmm, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
that reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 June 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 04:59 (four years ago) link
i for sure thought was a joke
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
how could this have happened
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
battletoads is easier to play
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:32 (four years ago) link
Resetting my GE washer was easier than this, but just as batshit crazy.
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link
I now have a clear idea of what it feels like to walk out of a time machine and into a bewildering future which in no way resembles your period of origin.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link
Weird when a lightbulb joke just occurs in nature.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
"How many Aggies does it take to reset a lightbulb?"
"Two. One to turn the light off and on, and the other to hold the red wire down for three seconds."
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
The lightbulb reset procedure genuinely needs a “this is not a joke” step/notification, which is kind of an astounding achievement
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
I'm just trying to plumb the mindset of people who are so thoroughly ensconced in this product development bubble that this makes total sense to them as a thing average consumers would and should do.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link
I can't stop thinking about map's dog post from March. It kinda makes me hate dogs.
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
Hey, don’t blame dogs for having fascinating anuses
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
Restoring factory settings on the next generation of GE smart bulbs will involve interpretive dance, Tuvan throat singing, and a reconfiguration of your home such that it resembles the nest of a bowerbird.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
the sheinhardt wig company has gone too far this time
― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link
Step 34: express your dog’s anal glands for 8 seconds. Then turn on the lamp for 2 seconds.
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link
To be fair to smart lighting, I always wanted a Clapper.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link
I find that the GE smart bulb reset process goes smoother if I maintain eye contact with my neighbor through the window.
― Evan, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
And it doesn't hurt to also hold the lamp under your chin while singing 'In Dreams'.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link
It's possible that I'll live long enough to see an instructional video from Kellogg's on the complex process of rebooting my box of Froot Loops.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
zs, if you're not already making an extended remix, I'm sure someone else is
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
I was honestly starting to think it had to be a KM remix before I came to realize the unsettling truth.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link
during my unemployed days i would have been working on it already tbh
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link
lool, the video description:
We recommend counting with Mississippi (1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, etc.).
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
Guess including an unpair option in the app was too crazy
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link