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three weeks pass...

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Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/cGTOUbY.png

pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

and Don't Forget to Die

pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:42 (four years ago) link

very nice

flappy bird, Sunday, 11 August 2019 05:19 (four years ago) link

um what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6BbMRPFNwE

frogbs, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link

Fun for the (whole) family.

pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!๐Ÿ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!๐Ÿ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:18 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^

well, get ready because here we go again

https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link

I bet optometrists HATE those revolutionary reading glasses.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

Were they discovered by someone living in <town_sort_of_near_where_you_live_but_not_quite> because geolocation in the browser is still slightly off?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

I admit I was really hoping this would be a thread full of international ads featuring The Rock hawking nonsense

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link

it could still be that thread

i'm not sure what this thread is. i've tried to rebrand it several times but it's struggling

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link

I know what you're thinking with this one, "Where to begin?" Well!

https://i.ibb.co/8dXrPmT/Screen-Shot-2021-02-02-at-4-27-49-PM.png

pplains, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/rcuqZfb.png

what do you think it is? zooming in? i'm thinking of clicking

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:58 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Pwdpfkk.png

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:36 (three years ago) link

ok, FINALLY! when i started this thread, it was because i knew that every once in a while a really special one comes along, and i wanted to make sure there was somewhere to put it. but at the time it was like dang, i can't really find any outstanding ones at the moment...oh well.

but today, i think i finally found what i've been searching for so long

https://i.imgur.com/FIdksrG.png

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 00:59 (three years ago) link

Iโ€™m noticing really jacked dudes with grey beards are all over the clickbait lately. Itโ€™s the new bride with a titty out

frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link

i'm 37

is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/nIyEHLu.png

https://i.imgur.com/UqpTjeH.png

One of these days I'll click to find out to what happened to Annie Potts Jr., but not today!

pplains, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:55 (three years ago) link

Karl, may I just say that my gratitude for that ad is so profound as to be bottomless.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:21 (three years ago) link

probably a good 20% of comments on the internet in general are about the AT&T girl

frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link

xp: Not the AT&T one. The one with the guy a year younger than me.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link

I imagine he literally just pooped it out in the ocean and the six pack magically appeared afterward

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link

i laughed so hard at that ad. i pictured a newspaper headline. front page news.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link

is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time

yes, also the 4 worst blood pressure medications

sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link

all of my friends lost their shit over the pooping fat guy

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

did they end up ripped?

sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

yeah they're actually all lifting me over their head rn and begging me to poop

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link

i just noticed that the waves behind him are photoshopped, but in a really funny way:

https://i.imgur.com/qPl9u6T.png

i guess the marketing department at Revival Point's Innovation PoopLab requested some more ocean to the ripped pooper's left, and this IT-based "mirror" solution was the best they could do given the urgency of the Lab's other work

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link

just pathetic.

https://i.imgur.com/t2Lxnhc.png

i've seen better work from the interns down in BoogerZone, and that was years ago and under much more intense circumnstances

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link

the Light Zone in the Darkweb, year: 2045. Photo retouching department, Order _x238Y432, "original vision"

https://i.imgur.com/P3XBMnu.jpg

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link

misread fat as fart and thought maybe he just has a subzero anus? youโ€™re welcome!

brimstead, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:52 (three years ago) link

damn. that['s like imagining a black hole in another black hole

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link

somewhat related:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El1Q-zqU0AAPDQZ?format=png&name=small

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link

one of my fav websites, that Interesticle

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link

MAN FINDS WIERD CAVE

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:38 (three years ago) link

Bored man with bad knees accused of melodrama

Evan, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link

i was afraid that was actually a close-up of the sub-zero anus ... thank god it is just a wierd cave

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 00:16 (three years ago) link

hahaha I was just thinking about how many jacked greybeards and Lily from AT&T ads I've seen lately

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:18 (three years ago) link

i am getting ads for commercial real estate in Atlanta, Volkswagen ads for spanish speakers, oh and this one with what look like crimini mushrooms between toes that I didn't get a chance to screenshot

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:21 (three years ago) link

oh and Cleveland. I am getting ads for Cleveland.

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link

Only the penitent man will pass!

Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link

one that is currently breaking my brain: "at almost 40 Serena Williams is one of the richest tennis players"

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:16 (three years ago) link

huh no shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/SAF0S4j.png

budo jeru, Saturday, 25 June 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/gZkxKIT.png

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/lOVEzsw.png

really thought this was for A+ ranting on BBB, for a second was very interested in checking that out

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 August 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/r3AB3Eg.png

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link

is she doing osamathumbsup.jpg

frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

that death stranding lyfe

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/rPvGI2P.png

I dunno, I'm seeing lots of sugar in this ad.

pplains, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:49 (nine months ago) link

haha

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:54 (nine months ago) link

that last panel would fit on the 'up your arse' thread as well

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 22:00 (nine months ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/qgtpzC5/Clipboard01.jpg

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 22 June 2023 00:28 (nine months ago) link

"Hang on, let me put this wearable device on" would, imho, constitute an awkward interruption.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 22 June 2023 00:28 (nine months ago) link

Yes, of course the reasons stated on the bottle are why I'm buying a gallon of delicious coyote urine

Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2023 03:51 (nine months ago) link


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