Cloning is illegal that's why we cannot evolve into our next stage— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
― omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link
Once cloning is legal we will be able to purchase either bodies of ourselves in our Prime and once our shells get to old detach the brain and then apply to a new shell ot body..— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
In 50 years from now only the rich will be able to purchase a new body— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
New bodies will come with optional Android or robotic moving parts— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
― omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link
I have figured out a way to live an extra 30 years— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
One of many ways to live an extra 30 years is that you have to sleep in almost freezing temperatures— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
Another way to live 30 years longer if you must have sex at least 3 times a week— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
people who have figured out have to live an extra 30 years
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
he has the exact same energy as @Love_That_Goku
i have an encyclopedic knowledge of Dragonball canon and all you ask me is "does Krillin like anal" "does android 18 have a pussy" etc— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
all signs point to Android 18 having a functional reproductive system but once again this is not my business— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
NO Piccolo does not smoke weed— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
the way some of you people speak to me is disgusting. "hey Christian does piccolo smoke weed" "does Roshi fuck the turtle". just unreal— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link
everybody knows there are many ways to live 30 years longer, but here's a tricky constraint: I must have sex at least 3 times a week.
― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
― frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
https://t.co/CXErAtc0aw...... you lied to defend that piece of shit Jessica I told you to not open up that can of worms time to polygraph and tell the truth now— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 13, 2019
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link
i'm not sure what's happening, but only 26 to go
30 minutes...— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link
The September collection is finally live 🎉only 50 of each item ⚡️https://t.co/K6yOzJ3VTP pic.twitter.com/FbPaDq95T4— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
loooool
who would have guessed it was a countdown to new merch
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link
wait!!!
that wasn’t the big news.. give me 5 minutes— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
coffee
― brimstead, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link
i knew jose canseco wouldn't let me down
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link
merry Christmas to everyone And a happy New Year Well almost everyone— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 25, 2022
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link