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Correct, it's because a lot of people thought they heard/wanted to hear 'mama appelsap' in 'Wanna Be Startin' Something'. 'Mama appelsap' means 'mama apple juice'.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 7 February 2019 08:26 (five years ago) link

mamasay mamasa mamakusa puts me in mind of the epic Rusted Root neologism thread

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 February 2019 12:33 (five years ago) link

In "Man In The Mirror", the line "a summer disregard, a broken bottle top" I always sing in my head as "a Baby Bottle Pop"

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

"So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one, goddammit everything's going to be alright."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

Runnin With the Devil:

I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out, on that road
I got no love, no love in Korea ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link

Party Rock Anthem, I always heard them declare "No Lennon or Zeppelin."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link

Saint Etienne, Girl VII: "Blazer y-fronts blazer y-fronts"

large bananas pregnant (ledge), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 12:24 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

when I was first getting into Metallica, due to James's weird elocution, I kept thinking he was singing "tied to machines that make me pee", and kept wondering what the main character had left to pee out of

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 03:28 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Though I know the real lyrics, my whole life my brain has persisted in hearing Ex Lion Tamer's chorus as going "be good to your geniuses!"

mick signals, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

Might be an old chestnut, but The Police's Walking on the Moon: "Tomorrow's another day, Tuesday"

what if bod was one of us (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2019 11:23 (five years ago) link

In "Tempted," I always end up singing "tempted by the fruit of your mother."

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 April 2019 12:06 (five years ago) link

I'm telling you, babe
That I don't think it's true, babe
Or even if it is, keep kissing mine

mick signals, Sunday, 14 April 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/E3gQ0km.png

mick signals, Friday, 31 May 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

Whenever I listen to the Red Crayola song Former Reflections Enduring Doubt, I hear the opening words as: "Martha Plimpton..."

(I like that so much, I don't even wanna know what Mayo's really singing!)

Theodor Adorno, perhaps the greatest philosopher alive today (morrisp), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

lol u gotta be shitting me

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 July 2019 05:38 (four years ago) link

That's gonna bug me...

Back later

Mark G, Sunday, 7 July 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link

Got it.

Carry on...

Mark G, Sunday, 7 July 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link

Wayward son

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:05 (four years ago) link

There'll be peas when you are done

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:06 (four years ago) link

I was sure "Stayin' Alive" said "The New York Times don't make no sense"

(even before my recognition of their warmongering corporate liberalism)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:32 (four years ago) link

Stevie Ray Vaughan, "Cold Shot." Was stunned to find out he's not singing "at nights I go shopping"

(real lyric = "and that's a cold shot, baby")

Josefa, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:42 (four years ago) link

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arse

mick signals, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

that sort of reminds me:

Kylie - Made of Glass
"where dogging is rarely that necessary"

kinder, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

I always thought the Mr Belvedere theme began:

Streets of China
Never met him before

And not

Streaks on the china
Never mattered before

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

Silver Jews - Ablemarle Station

Bad roads, bad snow, bad bridges
Ted Turner wants Batman religious

(could turn a once bad man religious)

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

'Breathe' - Shaggy ft. Blu Cantrell

I've always always always heard the line as 'So what's that supposed to be, a bald lady?'

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 10:37 (four years ago) link

idk if this fits here but I've heard "Caribbean Queen" probably every day for the past two years and I still cannot understand why Billy weights it like "Carob Bean Queen"

It is ca-RIB-be-yan right? Not care-ob-BEEN? *does a google* what the fuck he recorded three versions of this song? European Queen? African Queen?

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link

I would say something like CA-ro-BE-yan?

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:43 (four years ago) link

not much different to how he sings it I guess? I have heard people pronounce it Cuh-RIB-ian but that sounds non-standard

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:44 (four years ago) link

ah this is a UK vs American thing https://www.google.com/search?q=caribbean+pronounce

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link

Ocean is English/Trinidadian

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:47 (four years ago) link

Also that's how it's pronounced in the Caribbean, isn't it?

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:06 (four years ago) link

How is it pronounced in Pirates of the Caribbean?

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link

I've heard "Caribbean Queen" probably every day for the past two years

y tho

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link

My boyfriend has two playlists, a daytime list and a nighttime list, Ocean is on both

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link

Both pronunciations suggest four syllables, whether you're weighting on the rib or the care/bee. European is four syllables; does Ocean sing "Europe Peen" when he adjusts the origin story of his queen?

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link

I'm gonna write a song called "Euripidean Queen"

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link

He sings it with four syllables though? Admittedly I don't hear it every day.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link

do you say you-ROW pee-an?

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link

I hear it every day too because work and it's definitely 4 syllables

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link

also here's a random fact I found out the other day: Billy Ocean sings backup vocals on Scott Walker's Track Three on Climate of Hunter

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link

Nope I say YER-rope-EE-an, the opposite of fa-LOPE-ee-an.

It is four syllables? OK I'll take it. I guess it's more my own aesthetic barometer swinging more toward the melodious possibility of a "ca-RIB-be-yan QUEEN" over "CARE-ob-BEE-yan QUEEN". Having the phoneme "bean"/"BEE-yan" weighted heavily next to an also-weighted-heavily "queen" is unappealing to my ears? Bean Queen. Lots of 'ee' sounds.

Anyway "now our hearts they beat as one / no more love on the run" is a fabulous lyric, but I always like it when a lyricist names an object and then follows it with a pronoun, "our hearts, they..." "my father, he..." "my lover, she..." etc.

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link

*a subject, rather, I guess

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link

I keep hearing mentions to Felix Leiter in the "I’d be a fearless leader/I'd be an alpha type" lines in Swift's "The Man". I really liked the clever nod to Ian Fleming and addressing her own americanity.

cpl593H, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link

That's Sean Paul, not Shaggy

kinder, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

Lol

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 September 2019 10:48 (four years ago) link

xp - oh yeah, course it is.

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 08:58 (four years ago) link

Just remembered that when I first heard 'Motorcycle Emptiness' as a teenager at a local indie night, I heard 'Under neon loneliness' as something like 'La la-la la lovely boots' and now that's what it is

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 08:59 (four years ago) link

Bob Dylan - Are You Ready?

Are you ready for the judgment?
Are you ready for that Taylor Swift song?

For a moment I thought he was making a joke, but the recording is from 80

Frederik B, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

Woah-oh, in a coupla days, they come and take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when they're outta Capri-Sun, they get me a release
We was all on the cover of Newsweek

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 January 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link


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