coal is good though
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link
If Labor gets in they'll stop giving spending money in tax rebates to old fuckers who didn't pay the tax in the first place than on schools! This madness must be stopped!
By the way, I made this joke on Twitter and it may be my greatest ever achievement, so despite the disdain it has been greeted with, I'm inflicting it on you all here, too.
Let's face it, he isn't even Paul Lekakis. #auspolhttps://t.co/kEZQ9lvrvc— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) February 5, 2019
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:03 (five years ago) link
Timmy Wilson is bravely fighting Labor's mad scheme to not give away free money to old entitled rich fuckers by hosting bingo nights around the nation and colluding with his financial industry mates, great timing.
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:00 (five years ago) link
He has one of the most punchable faces ever seen.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:43 (five years ago) link
katharine murphy's calling for him to get the fuck out of parliament
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:19 (five years ago) link
Ah. No. Read closely. Every country has human rights problems. Government is the enemy of human rights.— Tim Wilson MP (@TimWilsonMP) December 14, 2018
we all have known for ages this guy is cooked but this guy is really cooked
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:28 (five years ago) link
Actually, I’m in the Parliament. The government is the executive and bureaucracy. I’m sceptical of all governments all the time, as I am of any centralised power ...— Tim Wilson MP (@TimWilsonMP) December 14, 2018
I mean, realllly cooked
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:29 (five years ago) link
ipa
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:42 (five years ago) link
sizzletown is back
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 7 February 2019 02:10 (five years ago) link
skivviesareback
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:54 (five years ago) link
wow there's a callback (The Sharp AND D-Gen!)
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 7 February 2019 06:40 (five years ago) link
https://moad-web.s3.amazonaws.com/heracles-production/c19/5ac/1f6/c195ac1f6d12c141b36f45942a708d553643af031918e8980493f43da486/02-its-time.jpg
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 7 February 2019 09:43 (five years ago) link
““These people just can’t help themselves. They are all negative. They don’t know what they’re for, but by God, they know what they’re against.”
Abbott in full on self-own mode.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 10 February 2019 05:17 (five years ago) link
People smugglers and their customers are the only winners from Labor’s weakening of our border protection policies because ample medical treatment offshore and onshore was already available. Under Labor, it’s get on a boat, get to Nauru, get sick and get to Australia— Tony Abbott (@TonyAbbottMHR) February 12, 2019
toneyyyyy
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 10:06 (five years ago) link
Well that was worth $50 to Zali Stegal
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 10:15 (five years ago) link
she stands to be a national hero
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 10:19 (five years ago) link
imagine, tony abbott being defeated by a woman
toney found dunked in the portable dunnies on Manly Beach
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 10:33 (five years ago) link
flush the little choad
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 13:12 (five years ago) link
Just when you think there can't be anyone worse, Cory Bernadi pipes up to remind you of his existence.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link
Similarly I was commenting to the other 'alf that Dutton had been a bit media quiet recently and the potato head turd duly popped up on the ABC this morning to ruin my smashed avo.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:05 (five years ago) link
Dutton had been a bit media quiet recently
Parliament refused to do any business for weeks last year in case they lost a vote, went home on the 7th of December, and reconvened after nine weeks' holiday (to lose the vote) yesterday
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link
Bunch of sooks
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 04:32 (five years ago) link
Also, before that he sick leave for an arm injury from wanking over dead refugees
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 05:18 (five years ago) link
tee hee / argh
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 05:55 (five years ago) link
uh so morrison is now attempting to become a third-rate trump
think I'll be taking the first boat outta here amirite
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 09:41 (five years ago) link
"CARAVANS of people coming through MEXICO!!""BOATS of people coming through INDONESIA!!"
i know we did it first and we did it worse but ffs
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 09:42 (five years ago) link
Ah come on, he locked the babies in the same cages with their parents
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 09:54 (five years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/5j0tdbbrqmwz.jpg
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 February 2019 05:38 (five years ago) link
Clarkey is rolling in his grave. Or laughing in it.
fucking what
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 February 2019 05:55 (five years ago) link
this whole thing is a complete farce
THE LONGEST QUESTION TIME IN THE HISTORY OF FEDERATION because scoot and the coalition want to block a royal commission into disability abuse
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 February 2019 08:11 (five years ago) link
just fucking kill this government already, it's done
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 February 2019 08:12 (five years ago) link
at least the senate remains a bastion of sanity... oh no
A One Nation family feud has exploded into a late-night fight, with blood smeared on an office door and claims and counter-claims of sexual harassment. @cuhlmann #auspol #9News pic.twitter.com/qsHCDfRYPL— Nine News Australia (@9NewsAUS) February 14, 2019
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 February 2019 08:19 (five years ago) link
THE LONGEST QUESTION TIME IN THE HISTORY OF FEDERATION because scoot and the coalition want to block a royal commission into disability abusesink the fucking building start again
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 February 2019 08:38 (five years ago) link
oh so it turns out they'll probably let it pass next week but it's just that they don't wanna get ~owned by blunt strangler~ twice in one week
you'd think if someone got to the level of life where they are now that they'd have *some* self-awareness even if they are deadshit conservatives
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 February 2019 12:14 (five years ago) link
nope
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link
none
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link
I'm worry the shy racist fuckstick vote is strong.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 17 February 2019 23:08 (five years ago) link
worried
Worried too. The medevac bill might turn out to be a bit of a self-own. I was talking to someone who works in parliament on the weekend, and she said this didn't really need legislation, it could have been managed procedurally, it was really just about the symbolism of a govt not in control of legislation. Really hope labor haven't stuffed it up, can't handle another three years of Morrison
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 17 February 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link
Also the CFMEU, demanding everyone supports Adani, can go suck a bag of rancid dicks
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 17 February 2019 23:37 (five years ago) link
Yes, they should shut the fuck up anout that and start talking up the wonderful opportunities we have to mine the things that go into renewable tech that we have boatloads of in Australia (Cobalt, Nickel, Graphite) or get on board the hydrogen train ( not a train obviously, at least not in Australia, yet)
At least we can expect Morrison to wedge his foot firmly in mouth a few times between now and May.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 17 February 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link
so fucking sick of australians being gullible dickheads
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 February 2019 00:10 (five years ago) link
PALADIN
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:18 (five years ago) link
Ah it’s the Queensland CFMMEU. Put Queensland in front of anything and it explains a lot.
At least the Latrobe and Hunter Valley chapters seem to be a bit better a realpolitik.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 18 February 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link
“It wasn’t free, we just haven’t paid for it yet”
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 25 February 2019 11:29 (five years ago) link
those absolute grubs in the Murdoch press trying to defend a *convicted child molester* for the #webhits and/or their twisted world view
stop the culture war, I want to get off
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 10:12 (five years ago) link
STOP THE BOATS BECAUSE PROBABLY PAEDOPHILES, also maybe we should be kinder to this literally convicted paedophile
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 10:17 (five years ago) link