"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

he was funny on 30 rock

Adam Levine is probably a nice person. This is over the top.

actually... (thread)

But seriously, ask me how Adam Levine got me fired from Rolling Stone.

— Rob Tannenbaum (@tannenbaumr) February 4, 2019

hm ok

ah i see

Ahem. B/c this is blowing up in a way I didn't intend -- or maybe I did? -- let me point out that I'd been given clear instructions from my editors and I more or less ignored them, a dumb thing for any writer to do. I didn't give them what they wanted, which is a writer's job.

— Rob Tannenbaum (@tannenbaumr) February 4, 2019

Maroon 5 is band and you should all feel bad

https://imgur.com/a/MnX1hgO (NSFW-ish)

lol

my man stans for skin care AND adderall? covering all his bases I suppose

this kind of music is p popular on ilx from what i can tell. you know, shit music.

― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, February 5, 2019 11:04 AM

who is this delightful creature?

lurkers from rym sometimes get brave all of a sudden

this kind of music is p popular on ilx from what i can tell. you know, shit music

^^^ new ILM board description IMHO.

Yes

first post in this thread is pretty funny now

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who brings tofu dogs to a barbecue.

he looks like my hero?

At arm’s length: are tattoos finally becoming uncool?

The mostly negative response to Levine’s artwork may be partly because so much of it looks new. The lines are too crisp, the ink too dark. It’s also a bit too on-point. It’s all tigers and roses: a look that prompted one Twitter user to muse that Levine “is tattooed like he’s the main character in Memento but the mystery is where he left his Juul [e-cigarette]”.

There were two significant moments in the tattooing world last week.

How could they overlook Ariana Grande getting the Japanese characters for "little barbecue grill" tattooed on her hand?!

Oh, wait, they mentioned it. That's a bigger boo-boo than whatever Bieber apparently did and I did not hear about.

where does this rate on the Ben Affleck scale

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets the words "Little Barbeque Grill" tattooed in Japanese above his butt.

otm

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets A-D-A-M L-E-V-I-N-E tattooed across his knuckles.

A D A M L E V N

unless he does some between the knuck work.

Thumb tat, yo.

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--x37yDpCR--/t_Resized%20Artwork/c_fit,g_north_west,h_954,w_954/co_000000,e_outline:48/co_000000,e_outline:inner_fill:48/co_ffffff,e_outline:48/co_ffffff,e_outline:inner_fill:48/co_bbbbbb,e_outline:3:1000/c_mpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1481960432/production/designs/959749_1.jpg

ouch hell no

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who doesn't take his Men's Health magazines into the bathroom because he wants to keep them in good condition.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, February 4, 2019 12:45 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this one was my fav

i'm just sticking with "Fuck the NRA" indefinitely but i'm sorely tempted by "the mystery is where he left his Juul [e-cigarette]"

big mood

https://static1.therichestimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/adam-levine-celebrates-launch-of-new-womens-summer-collection-05-e1404765519918.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=738

Rereading the beginning of this thread is funny.

is Levine's face packed with dry ice or

are levine's shorts packed with dry ice or

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy whose shorts are packed with dry ice.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who always refers to guacamole as 'gwak'.

"yeah... yeah no a little more... great yeah.. no yeah that's perf"

why don't you join us for margs and guac

def a dude who guacs that way

Adam, sweetie...you’re in a band. 😳 https://t.co/FVlZoQBsTX

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 4, 2021

new song with megan is terrible

Maybe he just means that he's run out of musicians who will be in Maroon 5?

Maroon 5 blows but he's also not exactly wrong in that the last 10 years of American guitar bands also blow

yes, it blows my mind anyone's upset with this and it's some fun reading

idk the evolution from "shitty band with a hot singer" to "Adam Levine Super Bowl Halftime Show" maybe has something to do with it

new song with megan is terrible

It's kind of anonymously inoffsensive and thereby offensive as a result, but then the line "she's naked in my bed" reminds you that Levine is singing this.

What are we Adam Levine? CATS?!?!?

— Garbage (@garbage) March 4, 2021

I saw a tiktok of someone saying Adam Levine looks like a chipotle bag and I can’t stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/mKeiMNpp4m

— dara faye (@darafaye) September 23, 2022

One thing I’ve learned from these leaked text messages is that he definitely writes all his own lyrics

xp Twitter cliches like “can’t stop thinking about/and it’s everything/i’m dead” about as egregious as dude’s tattoos at the point.

tell me my display name isn't poetry

OP seems p ironic at this point.

this twitter thread p much covers the grossness of him & unsurprising nature of the “breaking news”

look if Adam Levine wasn't cheating on his supermodel wife with a Model Mayhem girl then I'd be worried

— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) September 20, 2022

Once w/in a 6 mnth period I ran into Adam 3 x’s. Each time he told me the story of how we went on a date when we were 10. Didn’t I remember? He was in love w me. I never called him again apparently. It destroyed him. I didn’t remember. I still don’t.

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

Yet each time he told it to me again w more fervor. So excited. Desperate. Until finally the 3rd time at the Rosevelt after saying again I just didn’t recall & leaving him to his models, he walked past me & said,” why do you act like you’re better than everyone.” & flitted away

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

It’s always stuck w me as it was intended to. Teach me not to forget a narcissist. Him and jake both the Jewish American princesses of Brentwood. Mean girls.

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

OP got a shout out in the latest Your Favorite Band Sucks pod on Maroon 5...

https://www.yfbspod.com/maroon-5-sucks