"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who thinks it's funny to keep his kitchen stocked with "chocolate starfish" and "hot dog flavored water."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who goes to the Home Depot to buy a rake and has to ask a Home Depot employee to tell him where the rakes are because he does not himself even know and is not intelligent enough to figure it out for himself because he is such a Los Angeles pretty boy who is probably gay.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who sticks banana Runts up his nose

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who smells like taco meat

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who stopped using ebay when his feedback rating hit 69.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy whose ringtone is a Maroon 5 song.

and i thought my "maron 5" post was going to be the worst one on the thread

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy whose solo album will just be called Adam, and will feature him on the cover naked except for a leaf.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who, at no point in his life, has ever moved like Jagger.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would buy a Red Hot Chili Peppers coffee table lyrics book.

u guys seem kinda mad

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has $200 face cream but shampoos with Pert

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who texts 'u up?' at 2:30 in the afternoon.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who makes guy-like looks of the Adam Levine kind

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who goes to furry conventions to pick up chicks

adam levine looks like the kind of guy whose post-sex move is to wipe his dick on your curtains

adam levine looks like the kind of guy who jacked off to cat person

hm...this revive...not our best look

I was just gonna suggest we all meet back here tomorrow and do this from 1 to 3 and subsequently for every weekday following.

hm...this revive...not our best look

I could muse as to the things in this thread that are better looking, but I've said more than enough.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that constantly searches the internet for " Adam Levine sex tape."

xps Maybe if we all posted with our shirts off.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who made a sketch of the California tattoo he wanted, but misspelled it

hm...this revive...not our best look

I could muse as to the things in this thread that are better looking, but I've said more than enough.

― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Monday, February 4, 2019 12:48 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh I get it. read you loud and clear. somebody's a matt bellamy fan.

-Patrick Star

not to burst anyone's bubble but ILX is not cool it's total nerdville

your mom says i’m cool

- Adam Levine responds to critics after Super Bowl halftime show

Adam Levine is the kind of guy who would dismiss something as "total nerdville."

in my head, I always hear this thread title in a heavily accented Russian voice

"Maroon 5 is band!"

where is the poptimist who will stan for this band

he's been a judge on one of those candyass singing shows? so an even bigger douche than i knew.

I imagine music biz types love/endure Levine at industry parties.

its pretty amazing that Maroon 5 is at Super Bowl-level stardom and nobody knows who the other Maroon 4 are. pretty rare for a band this big to not have at least one other semi-recognizable dude

where is the poptimist who will stan for this band

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, February 4, 2019 3:17 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'this love' is an a+ karaoke jam

I've seen a 30 something hipster - so a peer - do this before and i was not into it

your only competition for Gwen Stefani's heart was Blake Shelton and you lost lmao

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who'd bang the 'Adam Levine' from an all-female Maroon 5 coverband.

happened in a bojack spec script set in chris nolan's birthday party

its pretty amazing that Maroon 5 is at Super Bowl-level stardom and nobody knows who the other Maroon 4 are. pretty rare for a band this big to not have at least one other semi-recognizable dude

― frogbs, Monday, February 4, 2019

The decision to turn Levine into Natalie Merchant in 2010 didn't help

where is the poptimist who will stan for this band

j0rdan and perhaps others who also stanned for charlie puth's latest lp contraristanned for maroon 5's recent releases

I've noticed on AAA radio a whole strain of pseudo-indie bands that essentially sound like Maroon 5. All these white "soul" bands with a propensity for bad falsettos.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would lock himself out of his house just so that he could grease himself up and squeeze through the cat door.

lol

j0rdan and perhaps others who also stanned for charlie puth's latest lp contraristanned for maroon 5's recent releases

― dyl, Monday, February 4, 2019 5:33 PM

Let it be said that stanning for Puth /= stanning for the Maroons.

tbh, i like a few maroon 5 songs

i do too! i would guess that most people who like 'pop' would cop to enjoying a few m5 tunes, more likely concentrated toward the first several years of their hitmaking run

there's a 12 minute song on the last record that's p great

first three albums an almost unimpeachable run of singles

somehow able to hold these thoughts in my head while recognizing this band is largely worthless

beyond the novelty of maroon 5 doing a 12-minute cut i didn't really feel that one much in the end. i did however enjoy the track w/ a$ap rocky lol, it has more sparseness and subtlety to it than most of their output + levine manages to access a sense of disorientation that i otherwise have seldom heard from him vocally

Adam Levine looks like the kind of "man" that some bigtime network TV producers would pay to have flown out to my West Virginia coal mining community so he could live with us and work with us for a week, all in the name of so-called "reality" TV. You want a joke? Well there's your joke right there. Assuming he even has the strength and courage to work with us, to do the real work that men from my town have done for all the weeks of their adult lives for generations past and for generations to come, none of it would be "real." He's a phony. All your tattoos and fancy cars and Beverly Hills mansions ain't mean shit if you can't hold down a real job and provide for your family by mining a real product from this earth like we do. Like we've fought like hell for the right to do, while you and Bono and Lio DeCaprio try and take it away from us. While he does what, prances around and sings and gyrates? Like a damn woman? I say, no sir. He looks like the kind of man whose back would break no sooner than his spoiled soul would. The fact that he'd even be considered a sex symbol to women (and probably men) worldwide is one of the clearest symptoms of our culture's disease - and the diagnosis is terminal. Just another phony from la-la land, singing and dancing for the big Super Bowl halftime show with all his phony showbiz friends. Probably never even tried out for his high school football team, assuming they even had one. No sir, ain't no sense in even trying to make a joke about you and the way you look, Adam Levine. Because you are a joke to me.